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Christina Hendricks High School Yearbook photo

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thekad said:

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I see GAF has a whole field of specialists devoted to Hendrick's breasts. Serious business indeed.
 
Jexhius said:
I see GAF has a whole field of specialists devoted to Hendrick's breasts. Serious business indeed.

The next step is a deeply-felt division between Left Boob and Right Boob devotees.
 
Koodo said:

Haha, Devil Wear Prada reference outta nowhere.


Anyway, Hendricks looks like hot Britney Spears in her yearbook. Which pisses me off. Hot ass actors are supposed to look like fucking dweebs in HS. It's how the world works.
 
Looks hawt, would've hit that.

and she still looks smoking hot, I'd still hit that with all the might of all the gods of Olympus combined
 
Salazar said:
The next step is a deeply-felt division between Left Boob and Right Boob devotees.

You jest, but in a hundred years those two wings of the Church of Hendricks will be locked in a brutal, pointless war.
 
An internet "friend" on another message board claimed to have had sex with her in high school, but no one believed him. That is, until this picture was released with him clearly standing next to her.
 
Mango Positive said:
An internet "friend" on another message board claimed to have had sex with her in high school, but no one believed him. That is, until this picture was released with him clearly standing next to her.

Well, that's supporting evidence, but even the most feeble and prurient internets jury would demand more.
 
Salazar said:
Well, that's supporting evidence, but even the most feeble and prurient internets jury would demand more.

Supporting evidence coming several years after the initial claim from an unrelated source is pretty good. We've decided to believe.
 
Mango Positive said:
Supporting evidence coming several years after the initial claim from an unrelated source is pretty good. We've decided to believe.

I choose to believe too. Skepticism dulls the world's colours.
 
Mango Positive said:
An internet "friend" on another message board claimed to have had sex with her in high school, but no one believed him. That is, until this picture was released with him clearly standing next to her.

So how was she in bed, where they built for speed or comfort? Did he motorboat? He motorboated that son of a bitch! Damn it man! INEED TO LIVE VICARIOUSLY THOUGH HIM!!
 
Keyser Soze said:
Everyone has someone they think is prettier than the someone that someone else things is soooo pretty

For example, I would put Katherine Jenkins above Hendricks, but others would so nooooooooooooooo

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Tence said:
Yeah you are right....

Funny because in a couple of topics this question was asked, and always the answer was Naomie.

Yeah, thought that was a bit off - Naomie's age, and bust, didn't exactly fit. Both gorgeous, anyway.
 
sazabirules said:
Where were they in Firefly? I think they're fake too.

They are clearly much bigger, but I think she has put on some weight since Firefly as well. Her bum is a good bit bigger too.

Could just be her putting on some fat and god-like genes funneling most of it to certain regions.
 
Alright, alright... I've waited for a while to tell this story. It's a bit of whisper down the alley and here say, but...

I was at The Moth a few months ago (it's a story telling competition here in NYC) and the emcee of the evening was telling this story about how her friend used to date this guy Jeff, but he broke it off with her to date Christina Hendricks... Well, that's the Snozberry dude... and I guess in a moment of rage with his old ex, he said something to the effect that she sucks because she didn't give it up and Christina Hendricks likes it in the butt.

Everyone went nuts.
 
El_TigroX said:
I was at The Moth a few months ago (it's a story telling competition here in NYC)

glad i popped into this thread. sounds rad and the next one is near my apt...
 
jon bones said:
glad i popped into this thread. sounds rad and the next one is near my apt...
Oh The Moth is really great. I think I've been to 6-7 of them now. Just a great night out. You get a few beers, listen to a few great stories (sometimes some shitty ones too) and just laugh.

Choose a night where the theme sounds good and just enjoy yourself.

They have a bunch of them on their website as "best of" which will give you an idea of what you're in for.

Also, get there early... the line gets LONG.
 
El_TigroX said:
Oh The Moth is really great. I think I've been to 6-7 of them now. Just a great night out. You get a few beers, listen to a few great stories (sometimes some shitty ones too) and just laugh.

Choose a night where the theme sounds good and just enjoy yourself.

They have a bunch of them on their website as "best of" which will give you an idea of what you're in for.

Also, get there early... the line gets LONG.

good lookin out! Jonathan Ames spoke at one of these? awesome.
 
Would, So Hard! While Bauhaus, Christian Death, Alien Sex Fiend and TSOL played in the background on a mix tape under the burning embers of candles, with clove cigarettes smoke swirling above us.
 
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