ReplacementPelican
Member
Why ban drinking through straws? I can't think of one time I've heard someone sucking nothing through a straw to get the last drop, I assumed that was just something you see on TV or movies.Cinema can exist if: - Ban eating, cellphones, allow drinking in bottles only, no straws, and add hygiene rules (you know your feet smell like shit, why you go to the movies? spend those 2 hours taking a bath instead).
Those 3 things hit me at once seeing Transformers a few weeks ago. I had to leave (and the movie didn't help either).
Also, had my first ever case of someone using their mobile phone a week ago, it was only annoying because we were wearing 3D glasses so it was really, really visible. Otherwise, our rows are so far apart that I don't think I'd see anything normally. Never heard a phone.
Nor smelt someone.
Wait, where the fuck do you go to the cinema where all these things happen?