JumpJeff84
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Funny as always, and yeah, game looks great.
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Clueless Gamer: Conan Reviews "The Witcher: Wild Hunt"
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Ploid 3.0
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He's actually been lifting lately and eating healthy. He has guns now, and wear a lot of tight shirts to show them off.
kingwingin
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No way that's the actual console version, looks way too good!
Conan sold me on the game tho, ill definitely grab this day 1
Conan sold me on the game tho, ill definitely grab this day 1
Well, that's clearly the joke they were going for after they cut back to the both of them.
SinCityAssassin
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Clueless Gamer is always aired on his show before they upload it online.
Alx
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It was funny, but too much focus on the "I want to have sex" joke. It reduces opportunities for other ones, like how ridiculous the names in fantasy stories can be. Or the chicken sandwich.
And I'd like to play a game with Conan doing the voices. ^_^
Are the black bars on breasts ingame, or were they added for TV ?
And I'd like to play a game with Conan doing the voices. ^_^
Are the black bars on breasts ingame, or were they added for TV ?
Gravemind IV
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So, any confirmation on this being actual Xbox One footage? Because if they are playing on an Xbox One controller and showing the Xbox One case, then playing on a pc would be a disgusting thing to do.
slavesnyder
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Does anyone knows who pays for this feature? Microsoft or CDP?
Alx
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Who cares really ? Just laugh at the jokes...
Pop
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Edit: Apparently it's PC footage.
The first two games had hub areas and a small amount of exploration on the side, the areas are divided in to chapters and are dense with quests and characters.
This one is supposed to be leaning more in to the open world style.
It's the first in the series to go open world so it's hard to gauge exactly until we've got it in our hands. The series is generally a lot more story heavy than Elder Scrolls so I wouldn't expect it to be too similar there.
They're using Gothic 1 and 2 as comparisons a lot.
For a more mainstream comparison it seems like the open world of Skyrim with quests more like Dragon Age Origins.
Majukun
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probably both..no reason to show the xbone case so prominently if microsoft was not involved..but at the same time i don't understand why paying to highlight a game that it's not an exclusive
it's more like it's divided in areas and withing these areas you can move freely sandbox style from what i heard..at least it was as such in witcher 2
Because a lot of people don't really follow this stuff closely and see X game only ever being advertised by X system and think it's only coming to X system. I knew a handful of people that thought Destiny was a PS4 exclusive, for instance.
Same in reverse, a friend of mine was about to buy an Xbox One because she thought The Witcher was exclusive to it. I had to show her the preorder page on PSN before she believed me.
Dragon Age Inquisition sadly suffered from poor repetitive fetch quests, real shame, could have been a good game if it was more focused.
Witcher 3 has so many things its doing infinitely better, it would almost be a disservice to compare the two.
If you have never played a Witcher game, you will be in for a real treat, you really have no idea what you are in for.
Alcoholikaust
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Amazing video. Had me laughing out loud in a few places.
Apoleptica
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Nope it was actually pc gameplay, confirmed by Damien Monnier via Twitter, apparently the footage was made "a while ago" and it was "an old pc build", https://mobile.twitter.com/Bacon_is_life/status/596564841554386944
So still no Xbox one footage...
Interesting, On what platform did you play W3?
Akiyama_AE
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Pretty sure thats PC with an Xbox controller
Dictator93
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HBAO+ wont be like that... so who cares?
Not watching because spoilers.. but Conan is usually hilarious during these.
Summer Haze
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"YENNIFERRRRRRRRRRR!"
CaptainGyro
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Yeah just as I was starting to think of how much I get sick of a lot of the boring talking in fantasy rpgs then he made a joke about how much they talk in this game
Why not, have you seen the polish PS4 video? looks even better than this.
kingwingin
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I haven't seen anything about this game. Didn't think it would interest me so I ignored it
haha they took the photo post-unicorn
Yeah this seems to confirm that it is running on PC. Damien Monnier was in LA about a month ago; he also did an interview with Gametrailers and he said he was travelling with a PC build.
Lloyd Christmas
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Fantastic, Conan nails it again. 
slavesnyder
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So, playing the PC version with Xbox Controller and showing the Xbox-gamebox afterwards.
Xbox-Windows crossplay already working nicely.
haha they took the photo post-unicorn
Nice, Damien's become quite the celebrity.
It was an Xbox 360 controller so Def PC.
But that Canned laughter = cringe and off, hate that stuff why is that even done now....ugghhh!!
GoonerTRON
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Been avoiding coverage but couldn't resist a Clueless Gamer.
Game looks great.
Game looks great.
the_batman
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i bet he would've gone even crazier for the red-headed lady.
I was fairly certain that it was PC gameplay, but with relatively low quality videos it's not always so easy to tell.
Anyway, I kind of enjoyed seeing it off-screen, since it gives me a sense of how it will look while playing it in person.
CaptainGyro
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it's not canned laughter. the segment is played in front of an audience.
I've been to a conan show when he was in chicago, they show recorded events on a big screen to the audience and the crowds really do crack up like that.
though I will say that while we were waiting in line outside, they had us cheer before the show and they ran along us with a recording microphone to record our cheers, and edited that in for the tv broadcast when conan came on stage. but the reason they did that wasn't because nobody was cheering in the theater,(the audience was actually going nuts when he came out) but becauce the acoustics of theater sucked for recording the crowd's reaction, and if they didn't record us beforehand it would have seemed really quiet when he came on stage in the broadcast. I guess it's possible that they also enhance the sound of laughing by making it louder a little bit for the viewers watching at home, but I doubt it's some kind of misrepresentation of what it sounds like while sitting in the audience
edit- man posting with the wii u pad takes forever