MrCunningham
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Conan nails Slenderman perfectly, that was my reaction to the game as well. I just didn't realty get it.
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Clueless Gamer with Conan O'Brien
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revolverjgw
Member
Outlast was so boss
He wouldn't know of how to play it.
Tathanen
Get Inside Her!
American TV doesn't give a SHIT about violence, it's kinda out of control. Sex, on the other hand...
So good. He takes away their chestnuts!
He's late night and not on a broadcast network. The Walking Dead is on a regular ass non-broadcast channel as well and that shows worse stuff and more realistically.
This, he just likes Outlast the best because that has the best graphics and it has stuff happen constantly, while Slender and Amnesia are much slower burns.
The videos are funny but you're not supposed to take them seriously as reviews. They're just some very surface level impressions by someone who doesn't play games, played up for comedy.
Yeah I was.
Twin Tails
Member
Funny, they should of used a Rift thought.
MagnaderAlpha
Member
Cable television channels show more gore than regular network channels(NBC, CBS, ABC). Conan comes on TBS. As someone said, Walking Dead comes on AMC. Also, SyFy channel tv movies(despite being horrible), tend to lay on ample amounts of gore.
They might not be as lenient regarding nudity, but Cable TV does up the amount of sexual content. Recent episode of American Horror Story showed a girl masturbating.
Teletraan1
Banned
I randomly watched Conan last night. Was cracking up at the Slenderman bit. I almost died when he sees the
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European truck
TheRealTalker
Banned
I don't really care for Slenderman, but that wasn't exactly the best setting to test an horror game.
EmptySpace
Banned
it's called "late night tv show" for a reason.
I'm doubled over laughing at his initial reaction to Amnesia.
"I have amnesia...but I know it's 1839, my name is Daniel, and I'm in Prussia. Those are things that if you have amnesia, the first questions they ask you are 'what year is it', 'what's your name' and 'where are you', and if you can answer those things, you don't have amensia."
The Slenderman European joke was great too. I love Conan.
"I have amnesia...but I know it's 1839, my name is Daniel, and I'm in Prussia. Those are things that if you have amnesia, the first questions they ask you are 'what year is it', 'what's your name' and 'where are you', and if you can answer those things, you don't have amensia."
The Slenderman European joke was great too. I love Conan.
Kind of what I thought too. Reminds me of when someone talks and jokes through an entire scary movie, barely paying attention, then says "oh, the movie wasn't really scary".
I lost my shit at that part. Best Clueless Gamer since Tomb Raider!
foxuzamaki
Doesn't read OPs, especially not his own
I absolutely adored that line
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
New one posted with Conan playing games on the big screen at AT&T Stadium:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAKgWwReh6w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAKgWwReh6w
Sgt.Pepper
Banned
I loved he making fun of the "immersion".
This one was kinda lame...
"How would you rate Amnesia?"
"Conan : Forgettable"
Conan is a genius.
"Conan : Forgettable"
Conan is a genius.
Plus he's on cable TV. He could get away with what South Park get away with.
firehawk12
Subete no aware
Their 360 BTS video was pretty neat.
The Dutch Slayer
Member
thanks to Phazon for the update
davepoobond
you can't put a price on sparks
Haha. Pretty good.
"Don't grab after you do a double high five!"
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same
Alx
Member
Nice, can't wait for a new clueless gamer. Although it's usually less funny when he's too enthusiastic about a game he "reviews", the advertising part becomes too obvious and, well he's not so clueless then.
Jane Mansfield
Banned
twinturbo2
butthurt Heat fan
My mom was cringing at the fatalities, and I told her those were the tame ones...
VideoMan
30% Failure Rate
Elitist1945
Member
Sucks Conan didn't actually get to play it. Would have made it that much funnier.
firehawk12
Subete no aware
After that debacle where he couldn't cross the street after 50 tries, I'm not surprised that they dont' want him to play the game.
After that debacle where he couldn't cross the street after 50 tries, I'm not surprised that they dont' want him to play the game.
But that was the best part
RedAssedApe
Banned
eh this one was kind of a miss. seems like they tried to adlib but they didn't have that much to work with
Alx
Member
Yeah it's no fun if he can't mess with the game... seeing him fail to cross the road next to an overpass or watching Lara Croft get impaled repeatedly were some of the best moments of previous Clueless Gamer episodes.
Besides, what they showed of the game was just a guy shooting stuff for 5 minutes. Not much joke material there.
Besides, what they showed of the game was just a guy shooting stuff for 5 minutes. Not much joke material there.