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[Pop-O-Matic]

If Impact is Honey Boo Boo, then what's Raw?

Smackdown?

Main Event?

NXT?

Entertaining.

 

[The Elite]

Meltzer:


Jim Ross:


John Cena:


Where there's smoke there's fire?

I don't know. We've been burned before by pre-Raw hype.

Still, I'm getting excited for this.

 

[Parallax]

Rumor started by WWE to get rating don't be fooled..

its joker sting all over again

 

[Valentus]

Just kick out of the arena a few hundred people and the rest will calm down.

That's how our ol'good Vince would solve this.

 

[PInk Tape]

I want it to happen... But I don't think it will.

 

[Barack Lesnar]

I don't know. We've been burned before by pre-Raw hype.

Still, I'm getting excited for this.

One more, Zeb Coulter of all people:

Tomorrow night...going to be interesting in #WWEChicago...#RAW…chatter is that there's a few surprises in store. @WWE

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[BFIB]

I'll find out if Punk returns 30 days from now on WWE Network.

 

[Ravensmash]

Raw starts with an unusual pause (causing the crowd to get confused and worked up). CM Punk's music hits but no one comes out for a minute or so...

Eventually someone emerges amidst fireworks and smoke...only it's not Punk, but CM Dunk (think Gilberg compared to Goldberg). HHH comes out amidst the boos and states that they tried to get him back, but Punk apparently "doesn't care about Chicago" but this is a treat for the hometown faithful. Mass boos erupt and Hunter announces that CM Dunk will face Daniel Bryan in the main event - with the added stipulation of it being a 3 on 1 handicap match (in Dunks favour). More boos continue throughout the show.

Then during the main event (which the crowd are hating because Bryan is tied up in the corner while Cena, Batista and Dunk pummel him with a chair) Punk's music hits again and the crowd goes wild. Punk leaps over a barricade, knocks out the referee before throwing Dunk through the announcers table.

Mayhem ensues, the crowd goes even wilder as Cena no sells a GTS before running away, leaving Batista and Punk squaring off. Fade to black.

 

[Zombie James]

Fell for the hype last week and it was stupid disappointing. Not falling for it again.

 

[bean breath]

2 hours is a lot of time when you're a full time student or have a job. Why would I waste them watching mediocrity? Same goes for WWE these days.

The internet is all everyone needs these days. You can FF all the filler crap, and watch a show in less than 45 minutes.

Entertaining.

Oh.

 

[Deadstar]

I'll find out if Punk returns 30 days from now on WWE Network.

Me too. How lame.

 

[Uno Venova]

I'll post in both threads.

Hate me wrasslegaf.

 

[krae_man]

Cena challanges Orton to a title match on Raw. Cena wins lol

Nobody makes it out of the arena alive.

 

[NoTacos]

I hope he doesn't just waltz back into the main event of Mania, that's Bryan's spot.

You can't say it any plainer than that.

 

[Deadly Joker]

One more, Zeb Coulter of all people:

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Dutch Mantel would never work over some marks on the internet. Never.

 

[C.Dark.DN]

I'll find out if Punk returns 30 days from now on WWE Network.

Well, you could talk to some peeps on Meogaf.

 

[Spider from Mars]

Entertaining.

 

[Cornballer]

If there's a substantial piece of news (e.g. CM Punk actually returns), feel free to make a new thread about it in the OT. For now, since this is just a rumor, let's keep Wrasslin' GAF discussion in the main thread in Community. Thanks.