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[sixteen-bit]

Probably in the bushes outside her house.

I'm sure she's too old for him now, and he's starting a folder for her kid

I agree. Portman is definitely over-exposed, but she was goddamn great in Black Swan

 

[G-Fex]

For once I agree with CNN

 

[def sim]

I've only seen her in Black Swan and Thor so whatevs. Her doing all these roles for her child makes sense, more power to her.

 

[sk3]

I was never a big fan of hers. But I saw the other woman and no strings attached and I'm a fan. Those aren't particularly good films but she was good in them.

 

[-Mikey-]

to be fair, two of those five films were dumped after being made a LONG time ago. Another one was delayed from last fall.

Was gonna say something along those lines.

 

[AbsoluteZero]

Funnily enough, I was think pretty much the same thing yesterday when I found out she was in Thor.


I see what you did there.

But I actually had to double check that this wasn't an Onion article myself.

Also reminded me of In Freak Accident, 34 Katherine Heigl Films Released At Once

 

[elwes]

In related news, AT&T polls their customers on whether or not they would like to initiate a cap on the amount of Natalie Portman movies their customers would be allowed to stream, charging the 3% of users that watch the most more money.

 

[MiniBossBattle]

Apparently CNN doesn't know about the "It Girl" status. Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba, Jennifer Lopez, Keira Knightley. All peak then ebb.

 

[Szu]

Natalie Portman reserves will be depleted by 2028 if we don't act now.

We'll have to look for alternative sources. Somebody locate Keira Knightley.

 

[Alucrid]

We'll have to look for alternative sources. Somebody locate Keira Knightley.

Oh, she was just standing sideways.

Spoiler

but naw, she's pretty hot too

 

[Seda]

I'm just glad to see Star Wars hadn't killed her career.

 

[Milabrega]

At least she's doing a diverse selection of films/roles. Tent pole studio films, art house indie, stoner comedy. Other than No Strings Attached she isn't doing what most top flight Actresses do (and Gerard Butler) by cashing in and doing nothing but by the books crappy Rom Coms.

 

[Mileena]

Edit: C) What the fuck is wrong with her mouth in this gif?

It's missing my cock

 

[brianjones]

Also reminded me of In Freak Accident, 34 Katherine Heigl Films Released At Once

ahahaha

19 rom coms
14 screwball romps
and 1 attempt at arthouse indie credibility

 

[rar]

It's all been downhill since Leon.

i concur

 

[Donos]

is fistful perm'd or something? last time i saw him post was last year.

 

[Kraftwerk]

is fistful perm'd or something? last time i saw him post was last year.

Donate $50 to EviLore and Fistful will be unbanned.

 

[Raistlin]

Fistful must be having a hell of time trying to keep his folders in order with all the Natalie exposure

Why? She's way too old now.

 

[weekend_warrior]

wonder why.

 

[Milabrega]

Which mod edited in yes?

 

[Funtruck]

Why? She's way too old now.

He's probably moved on to Selena Gomez.

 

[SouthernDragon]

Fistful's folder exploded.

 

[way more]

Edit: C) What the fuck is wrong with her mouth in this gif? She looks like a goddamn marionette.

And you haven't even heard the sound it makes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eX45Ce_MW8&playnext=1&list=PL2A465D7ADC69CE73

 

[Sanjay]

I was never a big fan of hers. But I saw the other woman and no strings attached and I'm a fan. Those aren't particularly good films but she was good in them.

Yeah she needs to stick to films where acting is not needed and she will really bloom then.

 

[Plywood]

Answer: Natalie Portman derp de derp. Derp de derpity derpy derp. Until one day, the derpa derpa derpaderp. Derp de derp. Da teedily dumb. From the creators of Der, and Tum Ta Tittaly Tum Ta Too, Natalie Portman is Da Derp Dee Derp Da Teetley Derpee Derpee Dumb. Rated PG-13.

 

[G-Fex]

A) Jesus Christ she's on her way to beating Katherine Heigl for most annoying see-her-in-fucking-everything actress.

B) After being nominated and winning an academy award, I was very surprised to see her in Thor...I mean, I always considered Natalie Portman to be above that kind of role.

Edit: C) What the fuck is wrong with her mouth in this gif? She looks like a goddamn marionette.

She will evolve into Julia Roberts.

 

[Plywood]

She will evolve into Julia Roberts.

What's even worse is I can see it now.

 

[joeyjoejoeshabadoo]

Jesus, talk about the weirdest "slow news day" articles. Someone spent time to research this and make graphs.

 

[Max Armstrong]

There's never enough Natalie Portman. Never.

 

[Forkball]

What a detailed graph for such an asinine question.

 

[Funtruck]

Yeah she needs to stick to films where acting is not needed and she will really bloom then.

Black Swan?

 

[Foliorum Viridum]

She's a good actress and she's in a lot of good films. She's probably in quite a few crap ones too, with those stats, but I haven't seen them so what do I care? I certainly don't feel she's in my face and I can't get away from her.

 

[RustyNails]

Mila Kunis > Natalie Portman

 

[Casp0r]

And you haven't even heard the sound it makes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eX45Ce_MW8&playnext=1&list=PL2A465D7ADC69CE73

Illusion shattered ... holy shit ...

 

[shintoki]

She will evolve into Julia Roberts.

Holy shit... You can't unsee it now.

 

[Funtruck]

She's a good actress and she's in a lot of good films. She's probably in quite a few crap ones too, with those stats, but I haven't seen them so what do I care? I certainly don't feel she's in my face and I can't get away from her.

You know who I couldn't get away from recently.

Betty White

I saw her in atleast 3 different regular programs I watch all in a short time period, it was fucking ridiculous; thank god the Betty White wave is over.

 

[Solo]

There can never be enough Portman. Especially given how sexy she has become over the past 5 years. Babe of babes.

 

[Timber]

why

 

[ElectricBlue187]

I haven't seen any of those movies so I'm still in the green

 

[state-of-the-art]

Needs more holograms.

 

[way more]

Illusion shattered ... holy shit ...

I actually find it really cute. Like a little sister. A sexy little sister.

 

[Lion Heart]

Mila Kunis > Natalie Portman

Obviously/

No strings attached was rofl bad.

 

[Hot Coldman]

To be fair, Hesher was delayed loads. So that explains one of those films.

 

[Timber]

why is this

 

[Solo]

To be fair, Hesher was delayed loads. So that explains one of those films.

So was The Other Woman and Your Highness. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what happened here: Black Swan came out, was a huge hit, Portman got tons of press, and the studios decided to strike while the iron was hot and finally get those movies out to try and ride the Portman wave.

 

[Timber]

this is grounds for mass seppuku at CNN

 

[brianjones]

So was The Other Woman and Your Highness. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what happened here: Black Swan came out, was a huge hit, Portman got tons of press, and the studios decided to strike while the iron was hot and finally get those movies out to try and ride the Portman wave.

or does it

 

[Hot Coldman]

So was The Other Woman and Your Highness. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what happened here: Black Swan came out, was a huge hit, Portman got tons of press, and the studios decided to strike while the iron was hot and finally get those movies out to try and ride the Portman wave.

Wasn't Hesher supposed to come out like 2 years ago though? That film seemed to be having trouble just getting released. You're definitely right, I just remembered about that film's delays.

 

[Solo]

or does it

lol

touche'

But yeah, No String Attached and Thor are her only actual 2011 films.

 

[StopMakingSense]

So was The Other Woman and Your Highness. It doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure out what happened here: Black Swan came out, was a huge hit, Portman got tons of press, and the studios decided to strike while the iron was hot and finally get those movies out to try and ride the Portman wave.

Yeah, this happens every now and then. See: the year of nothing but Colin Farrell movies.