Earthbound64
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Some people actually want children, you know.
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Condoms: what a great way to make a man secure
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Some people actually want children, you know.
Psychoward
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I assumed they exist so when you eat someone out after sex it doesn't taste like condom juice lolGuess that's why flavored condoms exist ¯_(ツ_/¯
Stds and pregnancies seem like pretty big factors
SpartanN92
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Wow! Taiwanese stores must have very generous try it before you buy it programs!!!
Psychoward
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Well.. yeah. The way he worded it made it seem like they stopped using them because they didn't like them, not because they wanted kids.
I usually throw it over my shoulder.
JigglesBunny
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Eh, they're too damn tight but the length has always been just about right for me. It got to a point though where the lack of sensation, dick strangling and price made my fiancé and I just forget about them. She's on the pill and we've been good so far, though I realistically expect that luck to run out eventually.
how is this our life now, EC
remember when we'd just talk about ME4?
this is what remains
LyleLanley
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What kind of nerd would admit to using condoms?
The type of nerd who doesn't have chlamydia or any other STDs / STIs.
LyleLanley
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So a gigantic nerd?
This feels like a good time to remind folks that anything above 5" is usually wasted on most women: http://www.webmd.com/women/features/vagina-size#1
The only reason to go big is pretty much just for male ego.
The only reason to go big is pretty much just for male ego.
This is so, so true. If my husband had a monster gaf dong I doubt I would have married him. Just thinking about it hurts.
So don't me so insecure guys, most of you are average and that's just perfect, and those that are larger can find a good amount of women who are into that.
Well yeah but if you mention on GAF that having a big dick isn't all it's cracked up to be you're apparently part of the crowd that's bragging about their 15-inch behemoth that sometimes trips them up and tries to take over the government.
How About No
Member
Well shit, guess ill trade in for a smaller more efficient model then
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Yes, all of my partners have been incredibly disappointed that I was packing some extra heat.
ChimpBottle
Member
I did get a wave of insecurity the other day when I found expired condoms in my drawer. Not the same reason as you, but still.
Just as a PSA, as someone who's always hated condoms I couldn't be happier with Skyns. Try them if you get the chance
THIS. Had all sorts of issues with condoms for years, turns out I just hate the feel of latex. It's not as good as nothing-at-all, but it's WAY better than normal condoms. Seriously, I can't believe latex is still the norm when we have this much better rubber to make them with.
Always-honest
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Wow, here we have it. What a thread.The reactions are very revealing. The final taboo: The penis. Especially nowadays when porn is so easily available. Man AND women all think this thing has to be 10 inches.
We can't comment on anything anymore, but at least we still get to laugh at men who don't have an eggplant dangling there.
There is so much difference in cock-size, op. And a regular condoms have to fit them all (it doesn't). Some will have some extra room left, some will not get covered completely.
Don't worry about it. Average penis-size in the USA is 5.16 inch.
We can't comment on anything anymore, but at least we still get to laugh at men who don't have an eggplant dangling there.
There is so much difference in cock-size, op. And a regular condoms have to fit them all (it doesn't). Some will have some extra room left, some will not get covered completely.
Don't worry about it. Average penis-size in the USA is 5.16 inch.
brianjones
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penis are for peeing and making babies
Why is having large parts admirable in some cases but not others
do we worship dudes with big heads
Why is having large parts admirable in some cases but not others
do we worship dudes with big heads
so, all of GAF then
No they don't, and they shouldn't. Condom-sizing is a thing, and it'd be a good thing for everyone if we all actually measured our dicks so that we could find condoms that actually yknow, fit us correctly.
Always-honest
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Yeah i agree.
And i know there are different sizes but as far as i remember there are like two or three sizes.. normal and large. Maybe nowadays it's a bit more (i'll google it). But they did try and make a one size fits all size to cover most of the spectrum.
I think most guys measure their dick...
edit: wow there are a lot of different sizes condoms these days :-O
TheRedSnifit
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I once chose a condom that was too small and my dick turned purple and fell off inside her
Kuroi Gogeta
Member
First of all: #Rawornaw
secondly: I think the purpose of the extra room is to catch any left over discharge anyway, so most people have quite a bit of room to spare when they use condoms.
Also "extra large" condoms are a scam.
secondly: I think the purpose of the extra room is to catch any left over discharge anyway, so most people have quite a bit of room to spare when they use condoms.
Also "extra large" condoms are a scam.
Always-honest
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It's always a bit weird when someone's greatest "achievement" is something that was just given by nature. The penis is a status-symbol. A symbol of fertility and manhood.
I think most people (men and women) are somewhat impressed by a good looking big erect penis.
It's the one thing that won't go away, i think. We have accepted every body part. But even the most openminded chakra hippy nudist treehugger will still make tiny dick jokes. Without ever wondering if it might hurt someones feelings. And i doubt any man is brave enough to bring that up in a real life scenario. It's the big non-topic.
In reality i think men have to stop worrying about it. Have fun with it.
There is some big head worshipping too though. Big head = large brain
darkinstinct
...lacks reading comprehension.
Barely covers half of it. Grow up.
LookAtMeGo
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Shit doesnt fit. I use grocery bags.
FloatingDivider
Member
My dick is so big I have to dock it with the ISS to have safe sex
Actually, in the US there's only two approved sizes for condoms. They aren't actually one-size-fits-all.
In Europe, you can condoms that match your dong exactly and comfortably. In the US, if your dong doesn't match one of the two sizes, it's gonna be uncomfortable for you in either direction.
Just as a PSA, as someone who's always hated condoms I couldn't be happier with Skyns. Try them if you get the chance
Switched to these and never looked back. Solves any latex issues but also just better all around. Worth the extra cash.
Always-honest
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Yeah i know. The "regular" is for most sizes. It's the same in "europe". Eventhough there are many sizes in some countries (i just found out about all those different sizes), the most sold condoms are the standard size ones.
I legit feel we'd see better condom usage in the US if we got rid of the stupid 2-size limitation
Mine is like 15 cm /5.9 inches which is kinda average i guess and I'm never able to pull the whole thing over it. tried all sizes except the XL ones.
Condom sizes are weird.
Or the false sense of purity and weird relation to sex in general. I talked to 3 girls form the US about that stuff and they all were convinced that doing anal keeps them a virgin. Like, yeah... on a physical level but... lol.
When even a nipple in movies is too much how can you discuss something like condom sizes without the bible belt freaking out.
Condom sizes are weird.
Or the false sense of purity and weird relation to sex in general. I talked to 3 girls form the US about that stuff and they all were convinced that doing anal keeps them a virgin. Like, yeah... on a physical level but... lol.
When even a nipple in movies is too much how can you discuss something like condom sizes without the bible belt freaking out.
...I bought them and tried them as normal.
eot
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Yeah the ones you get in vending machines here are all 52" mm wide which just bites into your dick
Always-honest
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Kill Your Masters
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Obligatory
Subpar Scrub
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Okay, I'm not even trying to stealth brag or whatever the fuck but I had to look into like 8 places over there to finally find a place that stocks large condoms, and they had like maybe 4 packs on the entire shelf. Shit must be rough over there.
Best ones.
John Kowalski
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I have an ok penis
