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[alfredofroylan]

Well, yes it's a really simple game. basically you only have to click on the cookie to make more cookies, sound simple and boring but the thing has a strategy, basically you can get items like auto-clicks, grandmas, factories, cookie mines, portals, time machines and antimatter condensers to increase the number of cookies, just look at this beauty

The game can be found here
http://orteil.dashnet.org/experiments/cookie/

New version of the game, here:
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

You can access the classic version in the upper right side of the page. And don't forget to vivist the Wiki Page for more in depth strategies

 

[lethial]

Well after 170 clicks I can say this game is not for me.

 

[Dongs Macabre]

I got to 66 of everything except the Alchemy Lab (26) and Time Machine (8) before I gave up.

 

[Jawmuncher]

Got 2 grannies 10 hands and a factory and called it quits.
I can see the appeal though.

 

[jabuseika]

Reminds me of A Dark Room: http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/

Starts out simple, but there's more, a lot more.

 

[Cbajd5]

you guys aren't very good at this

 

[Tevos]

There goes my evening.

 

[Dongs Macabre]

you guys aren't very good at this

Get the Elder Pledge. It buffs Cursors and Grandmas.

 

[Lunzio]

I clicked a few times. I'll farm a little in the background and see where it goes, but I understand how people can be completely consumed by this stuff.

 

[Haunted]

First cows, then candies, now cookies.


How deep does the social experiment rabbit hole about skinner boxing in videogames go?

 

[MikeDip]

I honestly love these games. I played candy box and this cookie one to completion. Looking at the dark room one now and then the Cows one linked above. Thanks guys!

 

[subrock]

This has got to be a bitcoin mining scheme

 

[Incandenza]

Once I realized how easy it is to edit saves it pretty much immediately ruined the whole thing. Or just made me realize how silly it was to begin with, I guess.

Candy Box was much more fun because it actually became an active game at later stages, and had more to discover. This is just Progress Quest.

 

[calder]

There goes my evening.

yes... my god yes

 

[thesuperfunk]

I don't get it :|

 

[NewGame]

I love this game!

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[Marat]

for (i = 0; i <= 100000; i++) {ClickCookie()}

That's the equivalent of the Konami code.

 

[Xyber]

Cookies for everyone!

 

[painey]

amazingly addictive

 

[Dramos]

This must be his favourite game.

 

[Bronetta]

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this made by 4chan?

 

[Cbajd5]

Get the Elder Pledge. It buffs Cursors and Grandmas.

I just opened it to take a screen shot since everyone didn't seem to be getting into it, I'm currently not playing because I can't afford to keep the window open.

Plus it makes for a cooler screenshot.

 

[smurfx]

come at me gaf.

 

[FerranMG]

Lol, loving this.

 

[NotLiquid]

Obligatory video

 

[Foshy]

uhm i broke it

 

[batbeg]

Reminds me of A Dark Room: http://adarkroom.doublespeakgames.com/

Starts out simple, but there's more, a lot more.

I haven't played the game the OP mentioned but I'm currently trying this one out.

 

[Reversed]

http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

Site reworked.

Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't this made by 4chan?

No. Orteil just happens to posts there.

Edit: the picture grannies are based on.

 

[vio]

Interesting concept. I let 3 grannies do the work for me in the other tab.

 

[Regiruler]

How do you get the elder pledge?

 

[Cosmo Clock 21]

fancy graphics version
http://orteil.dashnet.org/cookieclicker/

edit: oh wait that

 

[Kai Dracon]

God damn it now I want cookies.

 

[DangerJuice]

Great game!

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I'm hooked

 

[Darkroronoa]

I demand more cookies

This game is addicting!

 

[Wynnebeck]

Damnit. This game is about to steal my Saturday.

 

[mktrOOp]

I'm confused, why is this game so addicting? D:

 

[Snakethesniper]

Change cookies with meth --> New Breaking Bad game

 

[Cosmo Clock 21]

Does the Elder Pledge even exist in the new version?

 

[Gestault]

Got to 500 cookies. Survived Ocelot's torture. Saved Meryl.

 

[Seasoned Badger]

How do you get the elder pledge?

It shows up when you have 2 million cookies.

 

[davepoobond]

strangely addicting.

 

[Vecks]

Last time I tried it, I just idled for cookies while browsing gaf. For some reason it works my cpu though, so I don't bother with it.

 

[Wario64]

Last time I tried it, I just idled for cookies while browsing gaf. For some reason it works my cpu though, so I don't bother with it.

Same thing for me. Not worth putting unnecessary strain

 

[davepoobond]

Last time I tried it, I just idled for cookies while browsing gaf. For some reason it works my cpu though, so I don't bother with it.

it doesnt seem to work unless i have it as the active tab.

 

[glaringradio]

it doesnt seem to work unless i have it as the active tab.

Set it running in its own window and it'll accrue cookies for you whilst not being looked at

 

[KingItachi]

Thanks OP.

 

[davepoobond]

Set it running in its own window and it'll accrue cookies for you whilst not being looked at

i restarted on the "new" version. not really sure which is more fun. i guess the newer one is better cause of the upgrades or whatever, but its just kinda dumb now.

 

[shysaursoft]

How deep does the social experiment rabbit hole about skinner boxing in videogames go?

Curious to find out, actually. Science!

 

[Roto13]

What happens if you don't use the Elder Pledge? Looks scary.