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CORRUPTION IN THE GAFHOUSE: Drinky Goes Down!

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I predict a GAF witchhunt to uncover the true identity of Drinky's alias. No one is safe from persecution! Am I Drinky? Is it MikeWorks? Matlock? The world may never know!
 
Drinky Crow said:
Not you, David, although if you REALLY want one I'll fire it your way, just for being one of the few sane Nintards.

See, the problem is that I took your mantra of "ONE CONSOLE FUTURE" literally... so I only have a GameCube and a DS (along with a small horde of ancient gaming hardware... CDI, anyone?). However, I've never been one to turn down free stuff...

Are you saying that I'm not actually you? That would explain a lot...
 
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Drinky Crow said:
5. I still have two joke accounts you haven't found, both here and on ***-Ages! I'll send a copy of Outrun 2 to the first person to uncover the most notorious one.

LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL.
Drinky Crow is Olimario?!
 
Drinky, now that you're a regular member, you should use that Terry Schiavo avatar I made for you months ago!

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BTW, I think you're also "I've got a Blue Pants"
 
Drinky Crow said:
How will I be missed! It's not like I really did any ACTUAL moderation/administration, and I'm not going anywhere as a poster. The hard work is done by Wasabi, EviLore, Hito, and CK.
hey FUCK YOU
 
Musashi Wins! said:
If it's Gahgiddy and I don't get my game I'll be pissed, I guaranteed it months ago.

I met Gahiggidy at E3.. so unless Doug went so far as to hire an impersonator just for the convention, I dont think that's him. I like Mandark's idea of a group to give titles. I havent had one since they were all wiped and I call shenanigans on that!
 
Meier said:
I met Gahiggidy at E3.. so unless Doug went so far as to hire an impersonator just for the convention, I dont think that's him. I like Mandark's idea of a group to give titles. I havent had one since they were all wiped and I call shenanigans on that!


I really don't think it's Gahiggidy. I'm pretty sure he works at PGC, and I know a certain PGC staff member can't stand Drinky Crow. I doubt my friend for years would take part in some GAF Drinky Crow conspiracy while chatting with me via AIM.
 
Meier said:
I met Gahiggidy at E3.. so unless Doug went so far as to hire an impersonator just for the convention, I dont think that's him. I like Mandark's idea of a group to give titles. I havent had one since they were all wiped and I call shenanigans on that!

what?!? really?!? do tell.
 
Well, isn't this an interesting turn of events!

The question must be asked, though: Why even have a joke account to begin with, let alone TWO other accounts?
 
Culex said:
Well, isn't this an interesting turn of events!

The question must be asked, though: Why even have a joke account to begin with, let alone TWO other accounts?


Only his therapist knows
 
Tamanon said:
I always thought Drinky and Catzgirl were the same:(

Why would you even think that? Catzgirl is completely real...we've even seen her on CNN. :\
 
All Gahiggidy has ever talked about is Nintendo. Conservative Politics. Canadian supergroup Rush. perfect joke character. Sales Age! Holograms!

How else can Drinky show his genuine interest in the goings-on of the big N without destroying the legend of the Crow? By becoming a Rush fan! both ways!
 
Raoul Duke said:
FUCK THIS NOISE.

Seriously. What the fuck have Majaski and Chinn done for the forum? Doug has given us endless amusement, from the Grade A Trolling that I can only aspire to, to the sheer brilliance of the original Thursdayton(believe :( ), and recently the memorable Fivehead Furor. DAMN THE MAN. DAMN THE MAN.

Also, I think you are Woebedraggled. I mean fuck, no real poster is going to admit to having a fleshlight.


Has to be. Has to be. Nobody is that pathetic without it being on purpose.
 
Here's my theory: the other character is..another mod or admin! That way he could ban people without damaging the Drinky name. Or something.

It's, uh, Bish.
 
Mermandala said:
All Gahiggidy has ever talked about is Nintendo. Conservative Politics. Canadian supergroup Rush. perfect joke character. Sales Age! Holograms!

How else can Drinky show his genuine interest in the goings-on of the big N without destroying the legend of the Crow? By becoming a Rush fan! both ways!

It would be rather clever. Unfortunately, that would also mean Gahiggidy would be no more. :(
 
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