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Double Chocolate is GOAT.

The pizza is good too... and the hot dogs... and the churros...

I know where I'm going for lunch tomorrow
 
Costco muffins are the best. Take a poppyseed muffin or a chocolate, chocolate chip muffin, pop 'em in the toaster oven for a few minutes: pure love.
 
lunch said:
Of the pizza I've had (Pizza Hut, Domino's, Little Caesar's, Papa John's, Hungry Howie's, CiCi's, and random frozen stuff) it's easily my favorite. You're going to make me cry.
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For the love of god. You need to Google yourself a local pizza joint. I know there's one near you that's better than those places. There must be.
 
Muffins are good, costcos red velvet cake tho is the chosen one, sooo good..

Pizza is ok, hot dogs/polish dogs are awesome

my new favorite sandwich though is their Hot turkey and cheese, told my wife its one of the best sandwiches I've ever tasted.
 
MiDNiGHTS said:
Costco hot dogs and pizza are so damn gross. It's like cafeteria food.
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It's the salt. Somehow Costco managed to make a juice out of it, and the hot dogs at Costco ooze this juicy, hot-dog saltwater with every bite.

I'd never eat a pizza at Costco because you might as well squirt ketchup and easy cheeze on the bottom of a fucking shoe.
 
harSon said:
You don't even have the best ones!

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Apparently people also, as a general rule, MELT even more butter on top of their muffins.

I didn't know this was a thing until tonight.

Some cut the muffins in half, put a pat of butter on either half, put the two halves BACK together, and microwave it for 30 seconds.
 
FatboyRoberts said:
Apparently people also, as a general rule, MELT even more butter on top of their muffins.

I didn't know this was a thing until tonight.

Some cut the muffins in half, put a pat of butter on either half, put the two halves BACK together, and microwave it for 30 seconds.
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I probably shouldn't admit this.. but I'll cut slits in the muffin and stick a pat of butter in each one for maximum butter absorption.
 
I honestly don't know how people can eat an entire one of those big muffins.

I just eat the top usually and throw it away.

Cue seinfeld reference.
 
FatboyRoberts said:
Apparently people also, as a general rule, MELT even more butter on top of their muffins.

I didn't know this was a thing until tonight.

Some cut the muffins in half, put a pat of butter on either half, put the two halves BACK together, and microwave it for 30 seconds.
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Uhh... You're supposed to butter muffins. What rock have you been living under? Heat them up, slice a little cross into the top, shove a slice of butter into each side (four total), enjoy!

Photon said:
I probably shouldn't admit this.. but I'll cut slits in the muffin and stick a pat of butter in each one for maximum butter absorption.
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Exactly.

Antiwhippy said:
I honestly don't know how people can eat an entire one of those big muffins.

I just eat the top usually and throw it away.

Cue seinfeld reference.
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You're missing out. The bottom is the best part. Fuck the over cooked top.
 
eLZhi said:
Uhh... You're supposed to butter muffins. What rock have you been living under? Heat them up, slice a little cross into the top, shove a slice of butter into each side (four total), enjoy!
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There's already a fucking quarter stick of butter baked INTO the goddamn things.

At that point I might as well sprinkle some cocoa powder and brown sugar onto a tub of fuckin Parkay and dig in with a wooden spoon.
 
FatboyRoberts said:
There's already a fucking quarter stick of butter baked INTO the goddamn things.

At that point I might as well sprinkle some cocoa powder and brown sugar onto a tub of fuckin Parkay and dig in with a wooden spoon.
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It's funny you should mention that. Have you ever taken a piece of bread, spread a thick layer of butter onto it, and then topped it off with sugar?

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For those of you who don't want to die of a heart attack when you're 40, the Costco bagels are fucking ridiculous and you should buy a dozen right now.
 
eLZhi said:
It's funny you should mention that. Have you ever taken a piece of bread, spread a thick layer of butter onto it, and then topped it off with sugar?

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In fact, in the days when my nickname was appropriate and fit (I am merely old and schlubby, now, no longer young and portly) I would frequently make a sandwich wherein I would put butter on one piece of bread, and put peanut butter on the other piece of bread, and I would sprinkle sugar on BOTH pieces, and then slap them together.

If that was not enough to satiate me - I would then make ANOTHER sandwich, only this time, I would put butter on one piece of bread, and blackberry jam on the other - and I would eat that.

I used to also only eat Ramen two packages at a time. That was lunch. Three packages for dinner.

If you listened closely, you could hear the grinding, chugging noise of the semi-liquid my blood had become as it undulated through my veins.
 
I was just watching Primer again and I was thinking to myself that the muffin that Abe eats in the later part of the film looks like a Costco chocolate chocolate chip muffin, mostly because it is so big, and then this thread appeared....
 
re: heating
Slice the muffin in half, put some butter or margarine in a frying pan, put 1/2 of the muffin in the pan on the melted butter, brown a bit, enjoy life.

My family rarely shops at Costco so I never ate those, but I have eaten similar muffins. Maybe they were from BJ's. Either way, corn muffins are sublime.
 
Sorry for the necro but wow, even in Japan these muffins are as good as ever. I don't understand how they can taste this fresh even after being frozen then thawed.
 
I grew up eating Costco muffins all the time. I don't live near a Costco anymore but I really miss these muffins, it's been years.

EDIT: did not notice that this thread is three years old, lol
 
Branduil said:
Sorry for the necro but wow, even in Japan these muffins are as good as ever. I don't understand how they can taste this fresh even after being frozen then thawed.
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They go bad really fast.

We couldn't finish more than 2 or 3 muffins in a week and end up chucking them out. It's like eating a cake for breakfast.
 
These are the reason I got fat as a kid, 20 years ago. Looking at the pics, the muffins look exactly the same as always and that's a good thing.

I always loved the apple and double chocolate ones.
 
andthebeatgoeson said:
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1) I actually thought they made these at the Costco store, but there is no way they'd have that much sodium if they were made in-house. Holy Shit.

2)How the hell is 72g of carbs only 24% of Daily allowance.




Once you start reading labels, you never look at things the same. That 1 muffin would be breakfast and lunch together for me today.
 
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