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Cracked.com's 15 Most Annoying Video Game Characters

Kuroyume said:
Anyone who codecs Snake in MGS...
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Shig said:
So which game was she an AI partner that actively and constantly foiled your attempts at chaos emeralds?

Don't blame Tails, blame the game for making the misguided assumption that Tails would be controlled by a second player during special stages. Don't believe me? Put Sonic in the game by himself and then look at the ring requirements.

Also, Tails IS fairly annoying overall, but my point is that he is fairly tame by comparison to other characters in the universe. At the very least, he doesn't talk during Sonic 2 :P
 
demonix69 said:
They forgot

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I have yet to see something like that on the Wii. Starfox Adventures was technically insane (and boring too).

Tricky was a total dumbass, he should be #1 on the list, tied with Slippy Toad.
 
Capndrake said:
Replace Waluigi with Daisy. Waluigi's awesome in the Mario sports games.
I agree with this. I mean sure, Waluigi was created just to give Wario a doubles partner. But he has some great animations, and he helped make the openings to the Gamecube Mario Golf and Tennis games freaking hilarious.

Daisy, on the other hand, is bland and boring and stupid and screams "HI I'M DAISY!!!" every time she passes you in Mario Kart: Double Dash.
 
Fuck that Dog from Duck Hunt I still see him in my dreams laughing at my ass for not having good aim!
 
Did they tone down Navi for Master Quest? That's the only version of the game I've played, and I didn't see what all the complaining was about. She barely ever said anything
 
Wait Cracked has a website? I thought this magazine failed back in the mid 90's under the pressure of not being MAD Magazine.
 
That List is annoying.

It's only the 15 Most Annoying Video Game Characters in an...'obligatory' way, if you know what I mean. It's not picking characters who are genuinely annoying, it's just listing characters who, considering their role, should be annoying because they're non-badass/cool helper characters, or a similar reason to that.

Is Tails REALLY more annoying than Shadow or Silver, who keep plaguing the Sonic games? Is Slippy REALLY more annoying than Krystal, for the same reason? And Tingle isn't annoying, he's fascinating.

But then again, "annoying" doesn't necessarily equate to "worst".
 
It seems that they never played Tales of the Abyss, as the main character is the most annoying video game character of all time.

I spent the first 2/3 of the game hoping the game would kill him off.
 
Slacker said:
8. Navi from Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time

It's safe to say that she should have been number 1.


Slacker said:
9. John Madden from the Madden Football Series

Oddly enough, fans of the series are begging for his return to the series as a commentator.
 
Scribble said:
That List is annoying.

It's only the 15 Most Annoying Video Game Characters in an...'obligatory' way, if you know what I mean. It's not picking characters who are genuinely annoying, it's just listing characters who, considering their role, should be annoying because they're non-badass/cool helper characters, or a similar reason to that.

Is Tails REALLY more annoying than Shadow or Silver, who keep plaguing the Sonic games? Is Slippy REALLY more annoying than Krystal, for the same reason? And Tingle isn't annoying, he's fascinating.

agree with this.

i always feel like people who feel that much antipathy for tingle just don't "get it."
 
What about the tutorial girl from Viva Pinata? I borrowed that game from a friend and she was the main reason I couldn't play it for more than about 30 minutes.
 
beelzebozo said:
agree with this.

i always feel like people who feel that much antipathy for tingle just don't "get it."

I used to hang around the GameFAQs Brawl boards, and the BURNING HATRED people had for Tingle was astounding. I think he makes people feel insecure about their sexuality or something, although it is implied that Tingle is straight.

ith3r said:
People defending Tails need to realize that he was the first shitty friend, it started there folks.

Amy, Ray and Mighty came before Tails, I think.

There was no shitty friends until Sonic Adventure. There is nothing wrong with having supporting characters in a series, and I personally think that they became shitty as soon as they opened their mouths and took themselves seriously.
 
Scribble said:
I used to hang around the GameFAQs Brawl boards, and the BURNING HATRED people had for Tingle was astounding. I think he makes people feel insecure about their sexuality or something, although it is implied that Tingle is straight.
Not really, he's simply the worst part of Wind Waker.

It's bad enough to fetch all those freaking maps but to decipher them one by one?! Freaking time waster.
 
ith3r said:
People defending Tails need to realize that he was the first shitty friend, it started there folks.

Knuckles came after Tails and he's fucking awesome. The true shitty friends didn't arrive until Big the Cat and the rest with Sonic Adventure.
 
handofg0d said:
Wait Cracked has a website? I thought this magazine failed back in the mid 90's under the pressure of not being MAD Magazine.

Not even the wonder of Michael Ian Black could prevent it from failing again and persisting as a list-based website.

That being said, Waluigi is hilarious in everything and I condemn the writer for including him.
 
GhettoGamer said:
DJ Kali??
:lol

I didn't have a problem with navi. She saved my ass a couple of times, so that countered the obvious bs she would tell you. :(

Number 2 should have been the entire list.

Mario: Heya guysa! That guya is in the lead. I'm a number 1.

*racers 2-8 all fire blue turtle shells, lightning bolts, invincible stars, and red shells in sets of three*

Fuck them... >:(
 
Navi wasn't that bad. People have really exaggerated how much she talks. She's practically a deaf-mute compared to other miniature helper charact- oh hey Issun we were just talking about the weather well see you.



And Tingle is the best Nintendo character created in the last... gosh, 15 years or so?
 
chaostrophy said:
What about the tutorial girl from Viva Pinata? I borrowed that game from a friend and she was the main reason I couldn't play it for more than about 30 minutes.
To be fair to VP, she pretty much never speaks again after about an hour of play. Should have stuck with it.
 
Prime crotch said:
Not really, he's simply the worst part of Wind Waker.

It's bad enough to fetch all those freaking maps but to decipher them one by one?! Freaking time waster.

This is a valid reason to hate him, but I absolutely love the fact that he's such a bastard despite his looks. If he was another generic goody two-shoes who helped you out on your adventure, he wouldn't be half as appealing as I find him now.
 
Scribble said:
Is Slippy REALLY more annoying than Krystal, for the same reason?
Yes. Slippy has been a stupid annoying fucker in every single game in the series. In every game except Adventures and Command, his only role was to be useless and say "OHNOEZ HALP ME FOX!!!!" in his annoying, eardrum scratching voice. And in Adventures, he still had his annoying eardrum scratching voice, only he had more lines and you had to listen to him actually say more than a line here and there, whereas Krystal was at least trapped inside a giant crystal with her mouth shut for 90% of the game. Then in Command, even though he didn't have his annoying, eardrum scratching voice, he brought along his girlfriend Amanda, the absolute fucking stupidest, most worthless character in the entire series, and while Krystal was a stupid annoying bitch in that game, she was still better than Slippy, and unlike Slippy she flew a ship that wasn't complete shit. And in Assault, where their roles are pretty much identical (be useless and scream, "OHNOEZ HALP ME FOX!!!!""), Slippy still had his horrible eardrum scratching voice, and Krystal at least provided some humorous banter with Panther, so she's slightly less shitty than Slippy in that game.

God I hate Slippy. Stupid fucking frog.

Oh, and regardless of all that, the article says, "Annoying characters in otherwise good games," and since none of the Star Fox games with Krystal have been good, they don't qualify.
 
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