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[EdReedFan20]

The point of this thread is to come up with the most ridiculous monster movie (the kind that blends different things together- i.e. Sharknado, Lavalantula, Sharktopus, etc.) that you can think up. What would the title be and what animals would make up your mutant creature?

I'll start off: Sharkigator Rex. The monster would be a cross between a Great White Shark, an alligator, and a T-Rex.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Buseymanbearthing

 

[ArchedThunder]

Massive Dickspiders

 

[KissVibes]

THUNDER EAGLE VERSUS FIRE MONSOON

 

[faridmon]

Raccoon Ranger

 

[Timeaisis]

Zombie Croc

 

[RadioJoNES64]

Polterheist: Spooky Reloaded

 

[whitemex88]

Octobee

 

[EdReedFan20]

Buseymanbearthing

Sponsored by Amazon Fire TV?

Polterheist: Spooky Reloaded

Is that a typo, or is it about a ghost that robs people? Because that could be a good horror comedy.

 

[jred2k]

Polar Bear Vortex

 

[SwiftDeath]

Mutant Death Puppies

 

[EdReedFan20]

Polar Bear Vortex

Ah, the winter version of Sharknado.

 

[RadioJoNES64]

Is that a typo, or is it about a ghost that robs people? Because that could be a good horror comedy.

Latter.

 

[harSon]

Vagalligator: The Musical

 

[bluesun.exe]

ghost dogs vs alien hornets

 

[Arcia]

Hell Duck

 

[LurkerPrime]

Hashtag Murderdog.

Kids love their hashtags.

 

[funkystudent]

Nazis from Space

Bin Laden 2

 

[EdReedFan20]

Hashtag Murderdog.

Kids love their hashtags.

Would it be written as #Murderdog? Because that would break Twitter. You wouldn't be able to talk about it on Twitter without it becoming a trend. Smart.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Pythonkey of Tecucigalpa..

 

[LurkerPrime]

Would it be written as #Murderdog? Because that would break Twitter. You wouldn't be able to talk about it on Twitter without it becoming a trend. Smart.

The #thirst is real.

 

[Shapingo]

Alligator Acrocolypse

 

[EdReedFan20]

Zom-bees. Pretty self explanatory.

Alligator Acrocolypse

Ha!

 

[Branduil]

Of Mega-Mice and Wolfmen

 

[Psxphile]

link

 

[Loudninja]

Vamp Yeti Vs Franken Foot.

 

[Byakuya769]

Jurassic World.

 

[Renekton]

Vampires vs Witches

 

[EdReedFan20]

Cheetant. An animal that is as big and fast as a cheeta, but looks like (and is as strong as) an ant (with some cheeta thrown in).

 

[LurkerPrime]

Vampires vs Witches

This is ridiculous. Everyone knows that witches control vampires.

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

Lipo-doptera : Experimental Butterfly liposuction goes horribly wrong

Cocksplosiageddon : Atomic Chicken Holocaust

Catillaxitivity : Cats turn into people who turn into Cadillacs with radioactive diarrhea

 

[Venture]

Tycoon

(like a typhoon of raccoons, not a rich guy)

 

[JDSN]

Chlamydia vs Giant Baby.

 

[jred2k]

Colossasaurus vs. the Hippocane

 

[Clydefrog]

Cristiano Rhinoldo

 

[EdReedFan20]

Cowasp. I dunno, a cow (affected by Mad Cow Disease) mixed with a wasp? Pretty dumb, right?

 

[Kallor]

Bigfoot Strikes Back

 

[EdReedFan20]

Bigfoot Strikes Back

Sasquatch Vs. Yeti: The Ultimate Showdown (Think AvP or Freddie Vs. Jason).

That actually sounds somewhat decent (in terms of Syfy quality).

Then the sequel: Sasquatch and Yeti vs. The Invaders From Space.

 

[Nappuccino]

Tater Hater.

A horror movie about a parallel world in which potatoes are outlawed and the unthinking, bureaucratic lawman who crosses into ours. He launches on a rampage, killing any and all potato farmers. Our leads, the McCormick twins are the only ones who can stop them thanks to their long lineage of Irish men and women who have vowed to ensure the Potato Famine never happens again.

 

[EdReedFan20]

Tater Hater.

A horror movie about a parallel world in which potatoes are outlawed and the unthinking, bureaucratic lawman who crosses into ours. He launches on a rampage, killing any and all potato farmers. Our leads, the McCormick twins are the only ones who can stop them thanks to their long lineage of Irish men and women who have vowed to ensure the Potato Famine never happens again.

The twist is, through a freak accident, the lawman is part potato.

 

[LurkerPrime]

Cowasp. I dunno, a cow (affected by Mad Cow Disease) mixed with a wasp? Pretty dumb, right?

Or a cow mixed with a snake.

Terrifying.

 

[Venture]

Squirrelocalypse

shortly followed by

Squirrelocalypse 2: Death Nuts

 

[Christine]

BionApe 2: The City of Brass

 

[Fine Ham Abounds]

Famous Amos and the Case of the Famously Heinous Anus

Starring Morgan Freeman and Edward Furlong

 

[Nappuccino]

The twist is, through a freak accident, the lawman is part potato.

Believe it or not, I was just about to edit that in lol. Ah well--you win this time!

 

[EdReedFan20]

Famous Amos and the Case of the Famously Heinous Anus

HAHAHA! I laughed more than I should have.

 

[Blobbers]

Catdog. Its a cat with an ass of a dog. And its coming to getcha.

 

[Langdon Alger]

Labradoodle.

 

[Loudninja]

Manbearpig VS RoboNAT.

 

[Venture]

Panda-demic
A newly elected sheriff gets more than he bargained for as a pack of plague-ridden pandas terrorize his small mountain town.

Hell Duck

I'd watch the hell out of Hell Duck.