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[DoctorFling]

This thread is a litmus test to find plebs on GAF. Dark chocolate is vastly superior.

 

[Reverend Funk]

Y'all goddamn Satan'd and need to be exorcised. You are obviously under the control of the devil.

words of a fool

 

[echoshifting]

Dark chocolate is bottom tier chocolate. I'd rather not eat any chocolate than be forced to eat a superior milk chocolate bar along with a dark chocolate bar.

Milk chocolate and chocolate with caramel are great.

White chocolate is the absolute greatest thing ever though.

I mean, you're entitled to your tastes and your opinions, but white chocolate doesn't even deserve to be called chocolate at all. It is rightly referred to as a "chocolate derivative." It doesn't include all of the ingredients to be proper chocolate.

 

[InfiniteBento]

You guys are dumb. Dark chocolate is amazing in pastries.


I do admit tho, I am a sucker for Gianduja chocolate.

 

[Jake2by4]

Hated dark chocolate as a kid, thought it was the worst tasting thing ever but now as an adult dark chocolate>>> milk chocolate

 

[AHA-Lambda]

What the fuck are these opinions.
Dark chocolate is clearly the superior chocolate

.

 

[Baron von Loathsome]

Nah, man, dark chocolate is great.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Hershey's milk chocolate--smooth, sweet, with those trademark notes of barfiness.

 

[umop_3pisdn]

milk chocolate isn't even chocolate, it's children's candy.

 

[Gintamen]

You people sound like people who complain about beer being bitter....

Isn't that the reason some people only drink mixed beers?

 

[cdyhybrid]

OP should be banned.

 

[rrs]

Hershey's isn't chocolate, it's sludge to shove up the rectum of marshmallows for smores

 

[Spoiled Milk]

Bottom tier chocolate

it is pure garbage if you like it you are a fool

First three comments, all in a row. This must have been some kind of collaboration.

Dark chocolate is the best. I get my chocolate going, without being inundated with the excessive sweetness that milk chocolate has. Not to mention, it's NOT cost-cutting because milk chocolate is actually less expensive than dark chocolate. Milk chocolate is has filler in the form of sugar and milk! You've got everything backwards.

 

[Theecliff]

i bet the people who don't like dark chocolate are the same people who like their meat well done

 

[Aaronrules380]

Dark chocolate is disgusting. I hate bitter foods.

 

[NervousXtian]

I don't care, all chocolate is good. I'll eat it all.

 

[old manatee]

I only eat dark chocolate because I'm a good person and not a fuckface who doesn't eat dark chocolate.

 

[Linkstrikesback]

Dark Chocolate is great for cooking.

Terrible for eating out of a bag/chocolate bar though, yeah, you're right.

 

[mYm|17|]

dark chocolate any day

 

[Dereck]

I mean, you're entitled to your tastes and your opinions, but white chocolate doesn't even deserve to be called chocolate at all. It is rightly referred to as a "chocolate derivative." It doesn't include all of the ingredients to be proper chocolate.

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I only eat dark chocolate because I'm a good person and not a fuckface who doesn't eat dark chocolate.

Terrible for eating out of a bag/chocolate bar though, yeah, you're right.

 

[Oppo]

the heck. "dark" chocolate is actual chocolate. that crap the OP ate probably is wax and orphan tears.

milk chocolate is the weirdo as at least some of us seem to know

 

[Messofanego]

The darkchoc vs lightchoc wars, they have begun.

 

[John Kowalski]

Chocolate is ok.

 

[Maintenance]

I bet OP drinks iced coffee or puts sugar in it.

Dark chocolate is the only chocolate, the rest is sugar and fat.

 

[Maximo]

Milk is barely chocolate...Must be used to a high sugar intake.

 

[Slowdive]

Nah, dark chocolate is amazing.

 

[Gintamen]

Terrible for eating out of a bag/chocolate bar though, yeah, you're right.

No, not really. You don't chew dark chocolate.

 

[Clockwork]

Blasphemy.

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=1230195

 

[BronsonLee]

The darkchoc vs lightchoc wars, they have begun.

You call it a war, I call it...pacification

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

gaffers eat chocolate? way to support slave labour. smh.

 

[LProtag]

I just tried this chocolate:

Checkmate.

 

[decaf]

Hershey

Hah.

 

[Aaronrules380]

No, not really. You don't chew dark chocolate.

sounds even worse if you have to keep it in your mouth for a long time

 

[Cipher Peon]

I mean, you're entitled to your tastes and your opinions, but white chocolate doesn't even deserve to be called chocolate at all. It is rightly referred to as a "chocolate derivative." It doesn't include all of the ingredients to be proper chocolate.

Who cares! Authenticity and "not real/natural" is overrated. As long as it's yummy that's all I care about. And if a poser like white chocolate can beat all real types of chocolate, then that says a lot!

Spoiler

I acknowledge that you bringing it up means you care, but I certainly don't! If it's good, it's good!

 

[Pyccko]

I mean, I'm with you on the matter of dark chocolate being gross, but you shouldn't be trying to eat Hershey's in the first place, dude. Get some proper choco before you decide on this man, you might like the real thing.

 

[PAULINK]

Look guys, Hershey's or not, I've tried other brand Dark Chocolate on accident. It only accentuated my disgust for this joke of a chocolate. It's like a chef who just didn't give a shit about his job and decided that on his last day he would make a concoction that doesn't taste remotely delicious, just to get back at society.

 

[clav]

Barely anyone has had real chocolate. You just love sugar.

Cook something with baking chocolate (powder or bar form), and you will know.

 

[Snkfanatic]

You should try some better dark chocolate. Preferably something that isn't from Hershey.

 

[Hazmat]

Dark chocolate is far superior to milk chocolate.

 

[Gintamen]

sounds even worse if you have to keep it in your mouth for a long time

Why eat it, if you don't like to begin with?

 

[Abstrusity]

>not importing your chocolate from the Swiss

How you people can stand that vomit chalk is beyond me.

 

[Aaronrules380]

Why eat it, if you don't like to begin with?

I don't eat it because dark chocolate is fucking disgusting

 

[Oppo]

Look guys, Hershey's or not, I've tried other brand Dark Chocolate on accident. It only accentuated my disgust for this joke of a chocolate. It's like a chef who just didn't give a shit about his job and decided that on his last day he would make a concoction that doesn't taste remotely delicious, just to get back at society.

you think chocolate is a sort of meal recipe?

it's... a bit older than that

 

[umop_3pisdn]

Look guys, Hershey's or not, I've tried other brand Dark Chocolate on accident. It only accentuated my disgust for this joke of a chocolate. It's like a chef who just didn't give a shit about his job and decided that on his last day he would make a concoction that doesn't taste remotely delicious, just to get back at society.

Did you meet this chef at a Chuck E Cheese's or something.

 

[Andrew Korenchkin]

What the fuck are these opinions.
Dark chocolate is clearly the superior chocolate

This.

You all make me sick.

 

[Messofanego]

gaffers eat chocolate? way to support slave labour. smh.

This is why you should choose darkchoc, cause a lot of it is fairtrade!

 

[Maengun1]

Dark chocolate aka ..."chocolate"

Personally, I like chocolate because I enjoy the taste of chocolate over the taste of a bag of sugar.

 

[Plinko]

Dark chocolate is like the only edible chocolate.

 

[Lys Skygge]

Dark chocolate has complexity that milk chocolate lacks. Its an aquired taste much like beer, wine, stinky cheese, etc...

 

[TemplaerDude]

Hey, here's a hot tip if you want dark chocolate to be tasty: smoke cigarettes for 10 years and kill some taste buds. I used to hate dark chocolate but I've now pissed off so many milk chocolatiers with that crazy secret method.