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Dead or Alive film delayed once again

The life bars...the god damn life bars.

This is absolutely the truest interpretation of any game to film. If you know DOA canon as well as I do, then you know damn well what that means and what you're in for.

The only problem was that Lei-Fang was fugly :(
 
Can't belive that this movie leaked on line, and they still delay it..

i just watched it last night. WOW it is bad, but lots to look at. there are life bars in the movie and voice overs for who wins the matches.
 
the movie is ABSOLUTE AWFUL - kinda awful like street fighter. and the biggest letdown: no girl in the movie has big breasts. and we all know, the dead or alive series is first about breasts...
 
Is there any bouncing? Probably the only reason i'd watch it.

Also, life bars?! Implementing gameplay elements does not make a good movie (DOOM i'm looking at you ya fat cow).
 
Is there any bouncing? Probably the only reason i'd watch it.

i hear there is limited bouncing, unless we include the
naked zack scene
that my friend was talking about...
 
Sho Nuff said:
The life bars...the god damn life bars.

This is absolutely the truest interpretation of any game to film. If you know DOA canon as well as I do, then you know damn well what that means and what you're in for.

I choked on my food reading this, are you serious? :lol
 
so... where are the lifebars:lol

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This movie really is Street Fighter The Movie BAD. :lol It's not up there with that classic, but comes quite close.
 
Let me clear up this Life Bar thing. There aren't life bars floating above each character when they're fighting. Part of the story is that the fighters are being analysed (think data colection ala Street Fighter Alpha Movie) so some views show them being watched on computer screens with their stats displayed which just happen to include a mock up shot of what you'd see when you're playing the game - including the now legendary life bars. They also include the DOA announcer. The film was bad but it knows it is and that what separates it from the Street Fighter Movie.
 
:lol :lol :lol

you guys make me really wanna see this movie, seriously I just wanna see how bad it can get

:lol :lol :lol
 
D-X said:
Let me clear up this Life Bar thing. There aren't life bars floating above each character when they're fighting. Part of the story is that the fighters are being analysed (think data colection ala Street Fighter Alpha Movie) so some views show them being watched on computer screens with their stats displayed which just happen to include a mock up shot of what you'd see when you're playing the game - including the now legendary life bars. They also include the DOA announcer. The film was bad but it knows it is and that what separates it from the Street Fighter Movie.

No, no it doesn't. :P It was an awful...so awful to the point that is was enjoyable because you laugh at how bad it really is.

I did like Christie though. She got some good scenes and seem to start out as the character similar to the game, but all that was lost by the end.

The guy playing Gen-Fu had me rolling too..they tried way too hard to make him look like the character.
 
Casting Devon Aoki for Kasumi is so wrong. It's like casting Pamela Anderson for the role of a virgin non.

Kasumi = Sexy. Devon not. Pamela = sexy. A virgin non not. At least not to me...

Even Pamela should be a better Kasumi than Devon.
 
This movie is so bad and funny because of it. The ending is so awful. :lol

Some of the girls are pretty good lucking but don't really fit the role. Tina and Christie were probably the best casting while Kasumi and Ayane were terrible for the girls. The woman that played Helena was pretty good looking.

The best casting in the entire film was Kevin Nash, I don't think I've seen him move that well in years!

Oh and the fight with
Ein and the Ninjas
wasn't too bad. I liked the concept of it.
 
Shouta said:
This movie is so bad and funny because of it. The ending is so awful. :lol

Some of the girls are pretty good lucking but don't really fit the role. Tina and Christie were probably the best casting while Kasumi and Ayane were terrible for the girls. The woman that played Helena was pretty good lucking.

The best casting in the entire film was Kevin Nash, I don't think I've seen him move that well in years!

Oh and the fight with
Ein and the Ninjas
wasn't too bad. I liked the concept of it.

Yep.
 
Is that Zack Wylde? playing as Tinas dad? it looks like him in that pic.


and is that Louis Gossett jr as Zack? :lol
 
Andonuts said:
Yeah man this movie is going to suck because it's not faithful to the source


material :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Man Diablohead stole the words from me.

Diablohead said:
Kasumi is flat chested and she belongs to a meat magnate and not a Ninja Clan??!?!?!?!
 
I came across a pretty nice copy of it, and honestly I wanted to hate it and it IS really bad but it doesnt take itself seriously which makes it kind of a throwback to the late 80s and early 90s ninja kickboxer bloodfight movies that I would rent all of the time.
 
Ever since seeing that 2 Fast poster I thought Devon Aoki had down-syndrome or something.

Its great Hollywood gives equal opportunities to the special members of society.

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Shouta said:
Are you by chance an alien?


Seriously, if we seen her IRL but not knowing who she is, we will make posts about her and engage in our GAF FAPs.

Devon is not the top of the celeb list FAP list
my personal honor goes to Lindsay Lohan
but she isn't repulsive in IRL situations.
 
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