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Dead or Alive film delayed once again

Matt_C said:
Seriously, if we seen her IRL but not knowing who she is, we will make posts about her and engage in our GAF FAPs.

Devon is not the top of the celeb list FAP list
my personal honor goes to Lindsay Lohan
but she isn't repulsive in IRL situations.

No, I wouldn't. Celebs aren't all that great looking in general but Devon Aoki is seriously on the ugly list to me. I've seen way better looking asian girls on my college campus. Hell, some of my brother's friends are much better looking.
 
Devon looks different , i can see why people would find her very attractive and that other people wouldn't . I think she looks fine personally (fine as in looks good, rather than "OH MAN, SHE'S FIIIIIIIIIIINE!")

Tina (aka woman from My Name Is Earl) is just so awesome. Wise cracking and , it would appear, actually dabbles in martial arts herself. For me, she does a hell of a lot to carry the film as does Christie whose completely retarded opening is actually pretty , erm... sexy for a 15 rated movie.

When she does that "thing" in the hotel, did anyone look at the slowmo and go "omg, if she does what i think she is going to do this is the GREATEST MOVIE EVER.... OMFG she did... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
 
DCharlie said:
Devon looks different , i can see why people would find her very attractive and that other people wouldn't . I think she looks fine personally (fine as in looks good, rather than "OH MAN, SHE'S FIIIIIIIIIIINE!")

Tina (aka woman from My Name Is Earl) is just so awesome. Wise cracking and , it would appear, actually dabbles in martial arts herself. For me, she does a hell of a lot to carry the film as does Christie whose completely retarded opening is actually pretty , erm... sexy for a 15 rated movie.

Jaime Pressly :O :O :O~

/high fives DCharlie
 
Andonuts said:
I'm going to post some DOAX cheesecake in this thread to console myself over how bad this film will be.

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Shouta said:
No, I wouldn't. Celebs aren't all that great looking in general but Devon Aoki is seriously on the ugly list to me. I've seen way better looking asian girls on my college campus. Hell, some of my brother's friends are much better looking.

The fact that they didn't get a true asian is even more dissapointing..
 
Wow, I had no idea they made a movie of this shit. God, the comedy potential of this movie.. this is like an early christmas present.
 
this thing's actually coming to a theater near me? Really? Seriously? I had thought all the "delays" would lead to a straight to DVD release... WOW
 
Sugarman said:
Nobody is going to watch this seriously.
And they really shouldn't. I just saw it and was totally entertained throughout the movie. I don't see how people can miss the fact that this clearly is an 80's throwback/parody. Does a movie have to wear the word "spoof" on its sleeve for people to get it, like Snakes on a Plane did?

I mean, seriously. Eric Roberts wears sunglasses that give him special powers! How great is that?

While watching, I figured out that even the fact that all the actresses are slightly "less endowed" than the characters they portray was intentional for the sake of subtle humor. They took a boob game and turned it into an ass movie. That's pretty genius right there!

(And the lifebars were on screen for all of two seconds. Literally. Even if they were on screen all the time, that probably would've been even more awesome.)
 
i want this movie to be released because I watch 90% of my movies at the $1 Cinema (8-10 week old movies end up here,,, the worse they are, the faster they show up here)

for $1 + tax, I would pay for this
 
This movie is going to be horrible, but at least it should be better than Super Mario Bros, right? Right? I think Hulk Hogan would of been the perfect Bass for this movie since that is what character Bass is based off of.
 
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