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this made me lol more than it should
 
This entire ranking thing is shit tier.

And the hyperbole being sprouted here is absolutely delicious.

Supremely obvious the person who wrote this article just started listening to hip-hop in 2011.

KanYe is OP as FUCK. Where's the Nerf Bat?
 
How JayZ got 91 when Magna Carta was basura and the only hot verse he's had since Watch the Throne was on Seen It All? A awful album and one hot verse in 3 years gets you a 91 overall?
 
IWW? Street's Disciple? Lost Tapes?
Idc what anybody says IWW is an undisputed classic.
and whoever said Jay Only Has 2, You're Forgetting the Black Album.

IWW and Lost Tapes are the runner-ups for Nas discog, but they're definitely not classics.
 
Eminiem's beat selection rating should be way lower. DJ Mustard could create better beats than Dre

Nah. The beats Em raps on now (which aren't Dre) are terrible. Relapse was the last album full of Dre beats and if there's anything people can agree on with that album is that the production was fine.

But now we got shitty Eminem + shitty production = me no likey.

So yeah, that beat rating should be much lower, for that reason IMO.
 
IWW? Street's Disciple? Lost Tapes?
Idc what anybody says IWW is an undisputed classic.
and whoever said Jay Only Has 2, You're Forgetting the Black Album.

Forgot about Street's Disciple. That album was sick.

Yeah, Jay has The Blueprint, Reasonable Doubt, and The Black Album. Vol 2 is up there too.
 
Screaming. SCREAMING WTF. Nicki Minaj, Kanye, Drake, and Lil Wayne over Eminem and Nasty Nas? Kendrick below the above mentioned? This is all kinds of FUBAR. Someone drag this man please!
 
Usually I agree with lists to an extent...like...at least agree with 25% of the "ordering"...but this list mang.
 
Da fuck is this shit, Jay = Nikki Minaj?

Fuck it, why even spend another second invested into thinking about this based on that.
 
God dammit Donny Moore.

Also just like Madden Ratings you should never look at the OVR rating as it is a biased value weighted heavily by only one ranking that doesn't even do anything!
 
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