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[Loki]

I bet I can out shoot most of you though (Yeah I know, online penises are always huge, but I still think I could.)

:lol

 

[VPhys]

:lol

Lakers barely beat the Clippers without Elton Brand and Laker talk explodes. Just imagine if they beat a good team with all their players

Like they almost did with Phoenix ....

 

[AstroLad]

Like they almost did with Phoenix ....

Best choke job (+Suns Clutch) evar.

 

[Cloudy]

Like they almost did with Phoenix ....

Twice! And Sacremento too. About time they got one of these close wins

 

[Ninja Scooter]

:lol @ new avatar and tag

That was a close call for the Chokester.

Kobe gets 37 on 32 shots with 4 TO. TD gets 34 on 15 shots to go with 7 boards, 5 assists and 4 blocks. I wonder who will get the sport headlines tomorrow. Oh wait, I already know.

*vomits*

a Spurs fan throwing out the "Chokester" label? Didn't your team just blow a 10 point lead in like 4 seconds to the CrazyEyed TMac and the Suckits?

 

[bionic77]

Not general manager Kiki Vandeweghe. Not coach Jeff Bzdelik. Not owner Stan Kroenke.

M.J. His Airness. Michael Jordan.

"I talked to him a couple weeks ago," Anthony said Friday before Denver's game against the Toronto Raptors. "He hit me. It wasn't nothing about basketball. Just talking to see how I was doing. He was checking up on me."

Back to your old tricks again Jordan? Did Jordan find a new bitch to finally replace Cartwright?*

Honestly, the Kobe talk is getting old even for a Lakers fan. I am getting tired of seeing 19 Jordaphiles and every sort of Kobe hater in creation coming in here to bash Kobe. You Kobe Haters are almost as obsessed as Konex. Regardless, I am happy they are 11-8 at this point. If Kobe can find the range and upset the Spurs (the key is to focus in the last 30 seconds of the game) or a few of the other tough opponents we play over the next few weeks, we should be ok.


* Ever notice how Bill Cartwright always seemed on the verge of tears after he became Jordan's teammates and was getting bitchslapped left and right? I think the days of a smiling Melo might be numbered as well. RIP Melo........

 

[Matrix]

a Spurs fan throwing out the "Chokester" label? Didn't your team just blow a 10 point lead in like 4 seconds to the CrazyEyed TMac and the Suckits?

:lol

 

[Bat]

Despite my last post bitching about all the Lakers talk...this is just TOO good not to post:

http://www.latimes.com/sports/baske...1,5068426.column?coll=la-headlines-sports-nba

I'm going to write two words here, and while they might disgust you, I'm going to ask you not to immediately crumple your newspaper and throw it across the room.

OK, here goes: Kobe Bryant.

There's almost nothing you can say these days as it relates to the Lakers without drawing a line in the stands between the Kobe lovers and the Kobe haters, and now here's more fodder to ponder.

Both Bryant and Karl Malone — speaking through his agent, Dwight Manley — confirmed Saturday night that they had a major falling out involving Bryant's wife, Vanessa, two weeks before the Bryant radio interview that had supposedly ticked off Malone so much.

Before Saturday night's game with the Clippers, Bryant listened as I relayed the story that's going around town, and when I finished, he said, that's true.

On Nov. 23, the night the Lakers played the Bucks at Staples Center, Vanessa was talking on the phone to Malone's wife, Kaye. Kaye gave Vanessa her husband's cellphone number, and Vanessa called Malone, who was sitting at courtside, and invited Malone's child to join her.

Malone, wearing cowboy boots and a hat, eventually took the child to Vanessa.

Malone hugged Vanessa, and then Vanessa asked — as Manley recounts this part of the story — "Hey, cowboy, what are you hunting?"

"She said it twice," Manley said, "and Karl answered the second time, 'I'm hunting for little Mexican girls.' "

After the game Vanessa told Bryant that Malone had come on to her, and said several inappropriate things. She also told Bryant that she had called Malone's wife and asked Kaye to get her husband away from her.

Bryant called Malone on his cellphone after the game, and Bryant laid into Malone. Bryant said Malone didn't have much to say in return and didn't deny anything.

What's a husband supposed to do when your wife tells you something like that? Bryant wanted to know as we talked.

Bryant said he was uncomfortable discussing the incident and he would have preferred to keep it quiet, but the New York Post reported this week that Malone was seen giving Vanessa a big hug, and then "somehow Malone managed to cross Vanessa" and got on her "frosty side."

W....T....F

 

[bionic77]

Mexican girls? WTF?

 

[DMczaf]

"She said it twice," Manley said, "and Karl answered the second time, 'I'm hunting for little Mexican girls.' "

:lol :lol :lol

I just spit my Sprite all over my keyboard and monitor!

That comment didn't just come out of left field, it came from out of state!

Now you really wonder what these 3 were talking about behind Kobe's back...

 

[Fifty]

Now this gets exciting. Forget the Kobe talk, now it's about Malone macking on Kobe's girl (his legitimate one) :lol :lol :lol :lol

So I was talking to this fine Mexican bitch yesterday...

Her name was Vanessa......Bryant

 

[Matrix]

"Forget deer Karl Jr...we hunt for little Mexican girls from now on...now smile and act normal"

"Look bitch if I want to hunt little mexican girls like you hunt white ass,I have every right..... and wipe that smile off your face"

 

[Matlock]

:lol

The mailman delivered his package to Kobe's wife!

:lol

 

[firex]

I like how she was all "hey cowboy what's going on" before he said that, too. it's like they forgot they were in public and were thinking of the amatuer porno they made a few months ago.

 

[Matrix]

Who wouldnt want to deliver their package to Kobes wife ....walking sex.

 

[Mike Works]

I need to start photoshopping more, I've been slacking off

 

[Cloudy]

Unbelievable!!! :lol

 

[Blackie]

That comment didn't just come out of left field, it came from out of state!

Hahaha yeah.

And this story is probably the funniest thing ever.

 

[BatiGOOOOOOL]

 

[Cloudy]

Classic! :lol

 

[Guzim]

:lol :lol :lol

Hilarious.

 

[bionic77]

:lol :lol :lol

Karl is hilarious! :lol

 

[AirBrian]

 

[Ninja Scooter]

:lol Is this the best season in NBA history or WHAT?

edit: Karl was boozing it up that night. Explains a lot :lol

 

[Cloudy]

AI is going OFF on the Bucks! 34 pts and 7 dimes midway thru the 3rd

 

[Fifty]

Another day, another Raptors loss. Let's go Blazers!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

LOS ANGELES -- "Steve-O," he says, is his new nickname. He used to be known as "Stevie Franchise."

Now it's Steve-O, and when Orlando Magic point guard Steve Francis hits a shot, he makes a circle over his head with his arms.

:lol

and from Lakersground...

Statement from Karl Malone:

"Karl Malone were wanting to get some of them fine mexican pink taco. Karl Malone like them tacos. But Karl Malone sorry for that. Karl Malone awful sorry. Karl Malone like rassling."

 

[isamu]

Despite my last post bitching about all the Lakers talk...this is just TOO good not to post:

http://www.latimes.com/sports/baske...1,5068426.column?coll=la-headlines-sports-nba

W....T....F

Mexican girls? WTF?

I need to start photoshopping more, I've been slacking off

Spits out cherry Fanta!!!!

Between reading the story, immediately followed by Bat's "W--T--F", Bionic's "Mexican girls? WTF?", and Mike's photoshop pic....I am reduced to tears!!!

 

[isamu]

In all seriousness what do you guys think? Do you think Karl actually fucked Vanessa at one point?

Or did he really come on to the wrong bitch and let too many words slip out?

 

[Cloudy]

Wow, when did Jumaine Jones become an offensive force?

 

[Bowser]

Okafor with 12 pts/9 reb in the first half, on his way to his 10th straight double double. Whenever there's a Bobcats game on, watch, cause you'll be watching the rookie of the year

 

[Cloudy]

Jumain Jones with 20 pts on 7-8 shooting. 6-6 from 3 in UNDER 8 minutes of play :lol

 

[Nutter]

fifty, Blazers won 10-9 now

 

[Matlock]

 

[Poody]

holy shit... :lol :lol :lol

 

[Fifty]

fifty, Blazers won 10-9 now

Yeah! I actually watched the game. They looked good out there. 6 guys in double figures...Telfair almost joined that club, but he's still learning how to hit the open 3 ;p. Miles had some nice jams, and Zach matched up against Boozer and won. Are you a Blazers fan? This will make my Blazers project much more fun if we've got at least 2 people on board the 10-9 bandwagon.

 

[Bat]

In all seriousness what do you guys think? Do you think Karl actually fucked Vanessa at one point?

Or did he really come on to the wrong bitch and let too many words slip out?

No way, she wouldn't have told Kobe of it if that was the case...he must have been totally gone to take the cowboy reference as an invitation...

Still, this why people talk about the Lakers. I mean, you CAN'T make stuff like "Kobe tells the police that Shaq pays off dozens of women" or "During a game, Malone says he's hunting Mexican girls to Kobe's wife" up. If someone would have asked me to make up the most ridiculous, scandalous, and hilarious reason for the new Kobe-Karl feud, I wouldn't have come within 20 miles of something this good. It's impossible....I can't even comprehend this stuff.... :lol :lol :lol

 

[Cloudy]

Blazers are a consistent shooter away from being very good. They have good points and bigs...

 

[BatiGOOOOOOL]

:lol

No wonder Malone has the Spurs at the top of his list now. He'd be in "Little Mexican Girls Heaven". I'm on to you, Karl H. Malone.

 

[Cubsfan23]

Now this gets exciting. Forget the Kobe talk, now it's about Malone macking on Kobe's girl (his legitimate one) :lol :lol :lol :lol

So I was talking to this fine Mexican bitch yesterday...

Her name was Vanessa......Bryant

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Poody]

damn i hope kobe's knee is ok

 

[Fifty]

This picture is great. Poor Crawford's terrified of Little Boykins.

 

[Cloudy]

Jumaine hits his SEVENTH three. Lakers by 6 with a minute to go!!!

 

[Poody]

lakers win

 

[bionic77]

Pelinka, who works for SFX and has been Bryant's agent for four years, said that he was told by Bryant and Vanessa what transpired that led to that comment last month.

"Karl and his son were at the game sitting in the front row. Vanessa was on the cell phone talking to Karl's wife Kaye, and Vanessa said that her son looked bored. Kaye told her to call Karl to have her son join her in her seats. Kaye gave Vanessa Karl's cell number and she called him. When she called, Karl's response was,' Why don't you come over here and sit next to me and give me a big hug. Vanessa said, 'Why? For what?' and Karl replied, 'If you do that it will be on the cover of every magazine in the country.'

"Vanessa didn't know what to say because this was the first time she had ever spoken to Malone without Kobe or Kaye being around. Karl continued. 'Do you like me?' Malone asked her, to which Vanessa said 'as my friend Kaye's husband,' " Pelinka said. "From there Malone asked Vanessa if she could keep a secret, and that he would like to tell her something. At which point Vanessa told him she was a married woman and he was a married man who was old enough to be her father. To which Malone replied, 'Oh, like your Daddy?' At that point she told me she ended the conversation."

In the second half of the game, Malone sent his son over to sit with the Bryants. "Vanessa told me that she just was very uncomfortable at halftime and that Karl was acting and saying weird things." said Pelinka. "When the game ended, Vanessa walked Malone's son back to Karl. She told me that she asked Malone why he was wearing that (cowboy) hat. His response was, 'I'm hunting for young Mexican girls.' At which point Vanessa just walked away."

On the car ride home, Vanessa Bryant told Kobe what had happened. Vanessa decided to call Kaye Malone and tell her about the way her husband had spoken to her. After they hung up, Kobe Bryant called Karl Malone on his cell phone.

"Kobe told me that Karl just listened and didn't deny any of it. Kobe said Karl's only reply was, 'You know me man.' To which Kobe told him, 'That's right, I do know you. … and stay away from my wife,' " said Pelinka. "The next day with all four of them on the phone, Karl denied it. At that point the Bryants knew that there was nothing left to talk about since they knew Karl wasn't telling the truth. Vanessa told me that she told Kaye that she wanted her to know 'just exactly what your husband did and you do what you want with the information.' "

WTF? Karl is one freaky dude. He also has some huge balls to try and ask out Kobe's wife while they are watching his game on the court! :lol

In slightly less bizarre news, Lakers 12-8!

 

[BatiGOOOOOOL]

Now Malone wants to be Vanessa's daddy? This story is too much. :lol

 

[firex]

now if karl malone goes to another team (instead of retiring) they can do the "who's your daddy" chant when they play the lakers, just like yankees/sox

 

[Cloudy]

Karl is a freak :lol

 

[DMczaf]

Karl loves it when you call him big poppa...

 

[Ninja Scooter]

"Oh, like your daddy?"