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[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

A pushover, timid bank clerk becomes The Norse night god of mischief overnight!

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Agh double post...

Lake House

Man likes to electrically shock men for a women's amusement. He and his buddies chase a dog around New York City.
The guys shouldn't be thinking of candy on the roof of tall buildings.

Ghostbusters?

 

[H2Yo]

Agh double post...

Ghostbusters?

Bingo!

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

A pushover, timid bank clerk becomes The Norse night god of mischief overnight!

The Mask

 

[suEcide]

A man has a deformed child, stares off into space for 90 minutes.

 

[Count Dookkake]

A man has a deformed child, stares off into space for 90 minutes.

Eraserhead

 

[suEcide]

Eraserhead

Yup.

Hippies eat some tainted meat pies. Terrorize a small town.

 

[PigSpeakers]

so some people have to carry a thing that you can't destroy and whoever is holding the thing becomes a total douche bag to the people around them. they carry it a long way to try and find a way to destroy it.

 

[rekameohs]

Some kids clean up the inside of their dresser and make the cat happy.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

The Mask

Spoiler

sorry, from now on, this is how I reply to correct answers

 

[PaulExcellent]

so some people have to carry a thing that you can't destroy and whoever is holding the thing becomes a total douche bag to the people around them. they carry it a long way to try and find a way to destroy it.

Lord of the Rings.

Dude gets shot, comes back for revenge, goes home, gets a colorful dog.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

A prostitute travel hundreds of miles to escape past, but has her husband and future killed by Henry Fonda.

 

[Apath]

teeth are dentin, enamel, and some other stuff. same compound denser crystalline formation. They are actually a specialized form of scales, that sharks still possess called placoid scales. Sharks have a cartilaginous skeleton with some areas of dense calcification. depending on how you define bone, they have a whole bunch of them.

they needed a bigger boat

a gimme.

What evs. Jaw bone still counts

 

[PigSpeakers]

Lord of the Rings.

Nope. Guess again.

 

[Apath]

so some people have to carry a thing that you can't destroy and whoever is holding the thing becomes a total douche bag to the people around them. they carry it a long way to try and find a way to destroy it.

Harry Potter 7

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Lord of the Rings.

Dude gets shot, comes back for revenge, goes home, gets a colorful dog.

Spawn?


Robocop travels to Africa, has wild gay and straight sex, binges on all sorts of hallucinogenic drugs!

 

[PigSpeakers]

Harry Potter 7

yuuuup.

 

[PaulExcellent]

yuuuup.

Damn, that was a good one!

Oh, and it's not Spawn.
It's rather recent.

 

[Chuck Norris]

Heath ledgers boyfriend goes to school and he's pretty mean but he gets a girlfriend anyway and then he sees some weird shit at the movies and then he dies. The end.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

two more:

1) Famous south american cockblocks himself with a thousand miles of mountains and jungle

2) Pharmaceutical companies kill the wife and blame the black man

 

[Jindrax]

dude's a peasant, gets a fancy item, travels miles away, hobo grandpa dies, escapes with a giant dog, comes back with an X, shit explodes.

 

[DrBo42]

Heath ledgers boyfriend goes to school and he's pretty mean but he gets a girlfriend anyway and then he sees some weird shit at the movies and then he dies. The end.

Donnie Darko.

 

[Orcastar]

2) Pharmaceutical companies kill the wife and blame the black man

The Constant Gardener.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

dude's a peasant, gets a fancy item, travels miles away, hobo grandpa dies, escapes with a giant dog, comes back with an X, shit explodes.

Star Wars

The Constant Gardener.

yup

 

[Chuck Norris]

A strange group of leather wearing conspiracy theorists convince an average salaryman to take the craziest drug of his life

 

[Commander Jameson]

Robocop travels to Africa, has wild gay and straight sex, binges on all sorts of hallucinogenic drugs!

The Naked Lunch?

 

[Count Dookkake]

Spawn?


Robocop travels to Africa, has wild gay and straight sex, binges on all sorts of hallucinogenic drugs!

Naked Lunch

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

The Naked Lunch?

Naked Lunch

 

[opticalmace]

Hot meets cold, push it to win it; unexpected athletes.

 

[Commander Jameson]

Hot meets cold, push it to win it; unexpected athletes.

Cool Runnings

 

[opticalmace]

Cool Runnings

Shit, shoulda made it harder lol. Yeah.

 

[soepje]

A strange group of leather wearing conspiracy theorists convince an average salaryman to take the craziest drug of his life

Matrix.


Man walks over glass barefoot on christmas eve.

 

[k_trout]

Matrix.


Man walks over glass barefoot on christmas eve.

die hard

 

[Commander Jameson]

Let's see if I can do this. A range of films from easy to hard.

1. Sean Bean ambushed but doesn't die! - Parallax got it.

Spoiler

Ronin

2. Visitor won't sign the fooking papers! - Tence got it.

Spoiler

District 9

3. How many times can people die? Let's say, 26.
4. Poor JAFO. He never knew what hit him.
5. Comic writer's fantasy turns into reality. No Goldeneye here, but Silvereye.

 

[TinMachine]

Matrix.


Man walks over glass barefoot on christmas eve.

Home Alone

Try this:
A woman is visited by an old woman from Poland who predicts that she will get the role in a movie that she wants som much.

 

[knkng]

Yup.

Hippies eat some tainted meat pies. Terrorize a small town.

I Drink Your Blood. Surprised to see such an obscure movie brought up in here.

 

[Parallax]

Let's see if I can do this. A range of films from easy to hard.

1. Sean Bean ambushed but doesn't die!
2. Visitor won't sign the fooking papers!
3. How many times can people die? Let's say, 26.
4. Poor JAFO. He never knew what hit him.
5. Comic writer's fantasy turns into reality. No Goldeneye here, but Silvereye.

the first one is ronin

heres one.

guy makes a wish to get bigger, doesnt get what he expected

 

[Commander Jameson]

the first one is ronin

Correct!

 

[soepje]

die hard

Yup, i guess it was too easy

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

the first one is ronin

heres one.

guy makes a wish to get bigger, doesnt get what he expected

Big.

How about:

Man seeking recompense for vandalism gets involved in the schemes of others.

 

[Commander Jameson]

Big.

How about:

Man seeking recompense for vandalism gets involved in the schemes of others.

The Big Lebowski?

 

[Sickbean]

Coney Island woman loses lots of weight, ends badly.

 

[Ignatz Mouse]

The Big Lebowski?

correct.

 

[Screaming Meat]

Coney Island woman loses lots of weight, ends badly.

Requiem for a Dream...?

 

[Chuckie]

2. Visitor won't sign the fooking papers!

District 9?

 

[k_trout]

District 9?

oh Tence good f*cking guess
i have been trying to work this one out for a while
i got jack sh*t though

 

[squidyj]

two more:

1) Famous south american cockblocks himself with a thousand miles of mountains and jungle

2) Pharmaceutical companies kill the wife and blame the black man

2. The constant gardener

I really need to scroll down before I answer :l


Alright

1. In spite of his best efforts, a man winds up writing about what happened.
2. After an extended stay in posh surroundings a man finds his writers block is cured.
3. Two men play a guessing game and wind up dead.

 

[Sickbean]

Requiem for a Dream...?

Correct!

 

[Sickbean]

The next Dylan is mostly ignored, except by South Africans.

 

[Pandaman]

Guy lies to the police, walks away and is picked up by his lawyer.