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[Battersea Power Station]

Old dude blackmailed by a kidnapper. His daughter developed stockholm syndrome. Attempted rescue failed horribly and rescuer died. Kidnapper get all the rewards and married the girl.

Beauty and the Beast

 

[ohNOitsRO]

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead

Nope! Haven't seen that one either! 0-2!

 

[Mother_Sanchez]

One family goes on a road trip to California, only to have all the plans upset by grandpa.

 

[Superimposer]

One family goes on a road trip to California, only to have all the plans upset by grandpa.

Little Miss Sunshine?

***

A guy reads loads of stuff off a board.

 

[Mother_Sanchez]

Little Miss Sunshine?

***

A guy reads loads of stuff off a board.

Correct!

 

[HAL9000]

Two people of opposite professions pretend to be members of each others profession.

 

[massoluk]

Two people of opposite professions pretend to be members of each others profession.

Infernal Affairs?

Spoiler

lol

 

[HAL9000]

The Infernal Affairs?

I was going to wait for someone to mention The Departed and confuse them by saying that they were wrong.

But you ruined it

 

[massoluk]

hence the lol.

 

[HAL9000]

A female is kidnapped and a guy looks around for clues as to where she may be. The guy has training in law enforcement but he currently doesn't work in that area.

 

[Lonestar]

A female is kidnapped and a guy looks around for clues as to where she may be. The guy has training in law enforcement but he currently doesn't work in that area.

Who's Harry Crumb?

 

[HAL9000]

Who's Harry Crumb?

Nope.

 

[massoluk]

A female is kidnapped and a guy looks around for clues as to where she may be. The guy has training in law enforcement but he currently doesn't work in that area.

That's like every action movie ever.

 

[Lonestar]

It's probably Taken

 

[HAL9000]

Alright, the kidnapping has something to do with sex and the guy knows the women from before. The guy is also the care taker of the women to a certain extent.

 

[HAL9000]

It's probably Taken

Nope.

 

[Lonestar]

strange, cause it fits all the described hints. I think you just don't want me to win. I see your game. Daughter is a female, Dad looks for clues to find her, used to be in the CIA, She was kidnapped to be sold into sex slavery, he knows her from before, and has taken care of her.

BOOM.

 

[HAL9000]

strange, cause it fits all the described hints. I think you just don't want me to win. I see your game. Daughter is a female, Dad looks for clues to find her, used to be in the CIA, She was kidnapped to be sold into sex slavery, he knows her from before, and has taken care of her.

BOOM.

It's not, I promise.

A telephone call to the girl's phone is crucial for finding the kidnapper.

 

[squidyj]

Infernal Affairs?

Spoiler

lol

Okay now try this.

1. Two men play a guessing game and wind up dead. A young man struggles with spelling.
Super Hint: Audio Cables
2. A fish out of water story about an antarctic native in Mexico who has trouble fitting in, hijinx ensue
Super Hint: Including a run in with a heavy pot smoker

 

[cchum]

A female is kidnapped and a guy looks around for clues as to where she may be. The guy has training in law enforcement but he currently doesn't work in that area.

Man on Fire?

 

[HAL9000]

Man on Fire?

Nope.

 

[cchum]

Nope.

Kiss the Girls?

 

[KalBalboa]

A female is kidnapped and a guy looks around for clues as to where she may be. The guy has training in law enforcement but he currently doesn't work in that area.

You sure it isn't Taken?

 

[Jill Sandwich]

Girl rebels against overbearing father by mutilating her body to make herself attractive to her first crush.

 

[KalBalboa]

Girl rebels against overbearing father by mutilating her body to make herself attractive to her first crush.

The Little Mermaid.

 

[cchum]

The Little Mermaid.

Haha holy smokes

 

[HAL9000]

You sure it isn't Taken?

It's http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190539/

 

[massoluk]

Girl rebels against overbearing father by mutilating her body to make herself attractive to her first crush.

The Little Mermaid.

Holy fucking shit. And I thought my Beauty and the Beast was sick.

Disney's movies, secretly evil.

 

[Messofanego]

A dude goes to Paris to get away from a break up and ends up becoming a sociopath. (it's also my favourite movie of the year)

 

[ChubbyHuggs]

A dude goes to Paris to get away from a break up and ends up becoming a sociopath. (it's also my favourite movie of the year)

Simon Killer.

 

[Messofanego]

Simon Killer.

Correct!

Man, thought that movie was obscure even around here

 

[KalBalboa]

Entrepreneurial business men clash with the Reagan-era government/business relations while questioning faith.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Man brings a water gun to a real gun fight.

 

[Deleted member 102362]

Entrepreneurial business men clash with the Reagan-era government/business relations while questioning faith.

Wall Street?

A dog dresses up as a dick monster and rapes a bunch of bald convicts.

 

[Stinkles]

Race relations expert has terrible night at the theater with his wife.

 

[Solo]

Race relations expert has terrible night at the theater with his wife.

Batman

 

[Stinkles]

Batman

close.
but no.

 

[cchum]

Race relations expert has terrible night at the theater with his wife.

Lincoln?

 

[Stinkles]

Lincoln?

bingo!

 

[cchum]

Man brings a water gun to a real gun fight.

Don't be a Menace?


Also Airheads

 

[Andiie]

Holy shit it does sound like Pulp Fiction. It's not though.

Is it A Bittersweet Life?

 

[Stinkles]

Sir Knifesalot is tracked by Baron Von Knifeington. Basically knives galore.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Don't be a Menace?


Also Airheads

Not sure how accurate these two films are to my riddle, they could very well be, but it's none of the above.

 

[cchum]

Sir Knifesalot is tracked by Baron Von Knifeington. Basically knives galore.

The Hunted?

An underemployed man tries to find work

Edit: Johnny Cage::Both the movies above have waterguns and gunfights

 

[KalBalboa]

Entrepreneurial business men clash with the Reagan-era government/business relations while questioning faith.

Wall Street?

Nope.

A visual hint:

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Hero returns home only to find that an imposter is ruining his life and reputation, and must enlist the aid of an elderly shut-in to give his "evil twin" the boot.

Cheaters' Hint #1:

Spoiler

this film starred a big international celebrity.

Cheaters' Hint #2 (caution, includes MoS spoiler):

Spoiler

this hero was snapping villains' necks long before Superman got the idea.

Cheaters' Hint #3:

Spoiler

the star's film debut came in a black-and-white feature, but his last movie featured computer-generated special effects.

Cheaters' Hint #4:

Spoiler

the imposter reveals himself when the hero's best friend shows up; they get into a fight and he breaks the friend's jaw.

NEW! Cheaters' Hint #5:

Spoiler

this film could be considered a source of inspiration for the summer blockbuster 'Pacific Rim'.

The 6th Day
"An episode of the Simpsons"
Grosse Fatigue
Man In the Iron Mask
"Something with Ahnuld"
Talented Mr. Ripley
The Dark Half

I've pretty much given it away now. If not, then I'll give it away tomorrow. :\

 

[KalBalboa]

Cheaters' Hint #1:

Spoiler

this film starred a big international celebrity.

Cheaters' Hint #2 (caution, includes MoS spoiler):

Spoiler

this hero was snapping villains' necks long before Superman got the idea.

Cheaters' Hint #3:

Spoiler

the star's film debut came in a black-and-white feature, but his last movie featured computer-generated special effects.

Cheaters' Hint #4:

Spoiler

the imposter reveals himself when the hero's best friend shows up; they get into a fight and he breaks the friend's jaw.

NEW! Cheaters' Hint #5:

Spoiler

this film could be considered a source of inspiration for the summer blockbuster 'Pacific Rim'.

The 6th Day
"An episode of the Simpsons"
Grosse Fatigue
Man In the Iron Mask
"Something with Ahnuld"
Talented Mr. Ripley
The Dark Half

I've pretty much given it away now. If not, then I'll give it away tomorrow. :\

Am I allowed to ask a question?

 

[Spike Spiegel]

Am I allowed to ask a question?

Beats me; I don't think there are any rules to this game.

 

[Count Dookkake]

Godzilla vs Mechagodzilla

 

[KalBalboa]

Beats me; I don't think there are any rules to this game.

Is it a sequel?