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Describe an imaginary game that would sell the least copies ever

Relativ9

Member
The male cast of Jersey Shore (or Paradise Hotel for my fellow Europeans) star as an elite squad of soldiers tasked with protecting Earth from a creepy insect alien race. Everything in the game from the weapons to the character design is a circle-jerk of masculine overcompensation.
 

Buzzman

Banned
LA Inspector: You work hard to ensure that the California Development & Construction Standards are followed on several different work sites and check for irregularities in building permits.
 

Head.spawn

Junior Member
Destiny... but made by the guys that did Alien: Colonial Marines, with music score done by Justin Beiber and Timbaland. Directed by John Romero. The traveler thing is replaced with a giant Don Mattrick face.

Projected Sales: 2 copies.
 
Turbo Tax: The Game. Do a number of people's taxes based off of various W-2s and backstories which may or may not help them get a bigger rebate. Can you get Joe Workingman the rebate he needs to buy a new TV?
 
A Wii U game about two guys and their cat running a company. You play mini games using the Wii U game pad. The plot involves kissing up to Cat President to move up the corporate ladder. Sequel to Sukeban Shachou Rena.
 
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