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[Timedog]

Sufferin' succotash, my dude!

So I have this friend...he likes this girl. REALLY likes her. The type of girl a guy would want to make out with inches above an italian guys sweaty chest hair grizzle. The girl really likes my friend too. A LOT. So where's the problem, you ask?

The problem is that this friend convinced himself that he didn't want a relationship, and a long-distance one is even harder. But this girl is so awesome that she's making him reconsider a lot of things.

So if you were in this dude's shoes (this situation was actually happening on GAF, and you were the dude), what would you do? Would you long distance date a girl you met on a forum?

Thanks,
Ted.

 

[ATF487]

you can't date devo timedog

 

[Dartastic]

you can't date devo timedog

.

 

[scorcho]

this is what we voted for?

 

[this guy]

Fold it up, seal it, and send it away. This thread's done folks.

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

Cant have long distance sex

 

[G-Fex]

Oh god I can't believe i'm even replying in a timedog thread.

But I've been out with Vox a few times. She's sometimes made it awkward..sometimes it was nice.

It was different..

 

[triplestation]

First post never nailed harder.

 

[Tornado Condor]

Not really.

 

[A Human Becoming]

I thought your name was Eric?

 

[DY_nasty]

believe in your heart <3

(on a serious note, you can try starting off with a sonnet)

 

[(._.)]

no because it is embarrassing for both people involved and the forum

i am basing this off my experience with people who i have encountered who have met on message boards

 

[Femmeworth]

Hah, I knew it!

Oh god I can't believe i'm even replying in a timedog thread.

But I've been out with Vox a few times. She's sometimes made it awkward..sometimes it was nice.

It was different..

 

[Count Dookkake]

Believe.

 

[Dresden]

if it's love
hit it
if it's lust
hit it
if it's just online
hit it anyways

 

[shadyspace]

Time for a special election.

 

[Tunavi]

holy shit

 

[Deadly Cyclone]

you can't date devo timedog

Hey back off, Devo is HaloGaf's.

 

[Lebron]

I can show you the world, take you wonder by wonder.

 

[Shanadeus]

Yes, you can.

I even made a thread to facilitate such inter-forum dating:

DatingGAF - Let there be love!

 

[weekend_warrior]

you can't date devo timedog

Lock it down, we're done here.

 

[The Technomancer]

you can't date devo timedog

Saw thread author, knew what the joke would be.

 

[ZeroRay]

Go for it brodawg.

 

[eudaemonic]

Bah to long distances... it's all great until you wanna get porked.

Unless they're cool with having local Gaffers fill in for each other until they can actually do it.

This is the only way it can happen on here.

 

[Davedough]

First post god damn :lol

 

[i_am_ben]

you can't date devo timedog

fuck you! I'm Pro Devo-Dog.

 

[Tornado Condor]

Oh god I can't believe i'm even replying in a timedog thread.

But I've been out with Vox a few times. She's sometimes made it awkward..sometimes it was nice.

It was different..

Vox is mine, you bastard.

 

[MikeTyson]

Oregon is pretty close to California.

 

[Mihael Mello Keehl]

on gaf....? wow

 

[DoomGyver]

Never change, GAF.

 

[Hawkian]

sigh

 

[soxinthebox]

Long distance doesn't and won't work in the long run.

 

[Trojita]

1st post wins again.

I voted for you Timedog when it wasn't cool, hook me up!

 

[RoboPlato]

you can't date devo timedog

Holy shit

 

[Shanadeus]

Yeah, blamespace voters vindicated.

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Did she check yes or no yet?

 

[Narag]

you can't date devo timedog

Can you solve the mystery of the film studio viral next or was that one resolved already?

 

[Tunavi]

i feel like i'm in a romantic comedy. but we're at the touching part of the film where things get serious.

 

[Snuggles]

I would get her pregnant.

 

[Professor Beef]

You can't date Devo, Timedog. But fuck it, I'm a believer. You do the damn thing.

And to answer your question, I'd probably date someone I met on a forum if they lived in the same state.

 

[G-Fex]

Vox is mine, you bastard.

you heartless brute, you scare her. I will never let her fall into your hands.

 

[Tashi]

Hahahahahahahahahaha


Hahahahahahahahahahaha

You two are adorable. Doesn't Devo have a boyfriend though. I think she deserves her own thread too lol

 

[Hawkian]

i feel like i'm in a romantic comedy. but we're at the touching part of the film where things get serious.

I feel like we're in a movie we all realized halfway through turned out to be a romantic comedy.

 

[Fuzzery]

go for it

 

[Femmeworth]

Hahahahahahahahahaha


Hahahahahahahahahahaha

You two are adorable. Doesn't Devo have a boyfriend though. I think she deserves her own thread too lol

Not anymore.

 

[Tunavi]

I feel like we're in a movie we all realized halfway through turned out to be a romantic comedy.

Timedog tell me where you live

 

[Arment]

Hope you like air travel

 

[DY_nasty]

I would be jelly

jus sayin

 

[this guy]

Can you solve the mystery of the film studio viral next or was that one resolved already?

I still want to know this too! ATF487, or shall I say, GAFstradamus, hear our calls!

 

[The Technomancer]

Not anymore.

See, its at this point that this becomes the GAF version of a sitcom episode.