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Diabetes-age: I just ate half this cake in one sitting

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It was like that but tastier, now imagine half of it inside my belly.

I feel light headed and faint, I also feel a little hyperactive, I can't stop moving my head around the room.

Might I also point out that this cake was exceedingly sweet and sugary. Now normally, I'm not a big fan of the sweet, but this looked too good an opportunity to pass up, after all, my mummy made it and left it in the fridge before they went off to see some family for a few days.
What's eaten in that time by me cannot be uneaten so I've gotten away with my tasty crime.

Well, the point I'm trying to make is this, I feel really sick right now. My head is spinning. Can I just sleep this excess glucose in my veins off?

I must say death from cake would be an interesting prospect, considering I'm not known for eating sweets very much.
 
no shit you're feeling sick

your body has built-in mechanisms that tell you when you shouldn't be eating any more, ya know! Listen to them BEFORE it gets to the 'painful/sickness' part.

Man I'm fat and I feel like I eat better than half the people around here >_<
 
Amir0x said:
no shit you're feeling sick

your body has built-in mechanisms that tell you when you shouldn't be eating any more, ya know! Listen to them BEFORE it gets to the 'painful/sickness' part.

Man I'm fat and I feel like I eat better than half the people around here >_<
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Read that as butter and had a good chuckle.

GAF needs some good typos instead of me just sucking at reading.
 
Funny story, I knew this dude that ordered this large supreme pizza that couldn't eat it all because he was full but then discovered that if he laid on his stomach that he could eat the rest. I don't think I am going to eat for a couple of days after reading this.
 
i wish i had some cake
i'm in a real food slump mainly because i haven't bought groceries in a month. so i've been stuck eating the same foods pretty much nonstop
 
I'm not fat. I'm fit/healthy and physically active. I have a weight training regime I follow. Please don't ask for pics I don't have a digital camera at this time but more importantly I'm shy.

Back to the cake, and why I did what I did. I had this extreme 'thirst' for sweetness all of a sudden after finishing a rather salty breakfast (bacon and eggs).
One thing led to another and half the cake was gone. I simply had nothing else sweet to eat.
As you might have noticed I have a hearty appetite in all things, that is why I tend to avoid sweets and junk food, because I would end up eating too much...like this one time.

There is your explanation. I was doing what I always do, just with the wrong food. Now I'm paying for it with interest, so I thought I'd share my story, since it's absolutely fascinating.
 
Captain Glanton said:
So what happened to your weight gain thread?

:D
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I still follow my weight gain regime. Still no fat. Muscle has increased considerably. I have slowed down a bit though due to muscle strain, I'm kept busy in the outside world so I can't spare as much energy to my body building efforts..
 
Arthas said:
I'm not fat. I'm fit/healthy and physically active. I have a weight training regime I follow. Please don't ask for pics I don't have a digital camera at this time but more importantly I'm shy.

Back to the cake, and why I did what I did. I had this extreme 'thirst' for sweetness all of a sudden after finishing a rather salty breakfast (bacon and eggs).
One thing led to another and half the cake was gone. I simply had nothing else sweet to eat.
As you might have noticed I have a hearty appetite in all things, that is why I tend to avoid sweets and junk food, because I would end up eating too much...like this one time.

There is your explanation. I was doing what I always do, just with the wrong food. Now I'm paying for it with interest, so I thought I'd share my story, since it's absolutely fascinating.
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Well, you ate a lot of suggar so yeah...

I'd personally try to barf some of it up as to not have any bad side effects.
 
That's a lot of fucking cake, man. You and the toilet seat are going to develop a hot, sweaty relationship very soon. And more than once.
 
Eteric Rice said:
Well, you ate a lot of suggar so yeah...

I'd personally try to barf some of it up as to not have any bad side effects.
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I'm pretty sure that forcing yourself to vomit is in itself a "bad side effect."
 
Oh Gaf there are days you do make me laugh so. Didnt know we had some many professional body builders and Ryan Gosling models as members here. And while your preaching your perfect lifestyle tell me about your smoking, drinking,gambling and masturbatory habits. White cake baby, its divine. I got a birthday coming up in March and I sure as hell plan buy $12 Italian orange rum white cake and eat whole damn thing over 48hrs.
 
I have eaten too much this weekend. Thank God I go to the gym and have a fast metabolism, otherwise Id be feeling pretty shit right now.
 
<--Diabetic here

umm, yea dude, you might want to burn that shit off. Run a coupel miles. inject some insulin into you stomach. Something. this is like when people ask me if I can eat a huge amount of raw sugar - nobody can fucking eat a huge amount of raw sugar and feel well after. Just put the fork down, bro.
 
Amir0x said:
no shit you're feeling sick

your body has built-in mechanisms that tell you when you shouldn't be eating any more, ya know! Listen to them BEFORE it gets to the 'painful/sickness' part.

Man I'm fat and I feel like I eat better than half the people around here >_<
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If you pay any attention to your diet at all, you probably do.

OP: Like Iamthegamer said, go run dude.
 
We need pictures for Gaf to decide whether the cake was deliciously mouthwatering or you're just a fat boy that eats away anything.
 
Arthas said:
I still follow my weight gain regime. Still no fat. Muscle has increased considerably. I have slowed down a bit though due to muscle strain, I'm kept busy in the outside world so I can't spare as much energy to my body building efforts..
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I read a great account by one of the t-nation.com coaches who'd done a bodybuilding show. It was something like, "the day after the show I went downstairs and started hunting through the cabinets. I found the kids' cereal. I ate a box. Then I ate another box. Then I ate another box. Then I fell down on the floor. If I'd been able to drive, I would have gone to the store for more cereal."

Also, for those in the thread, if you've been dieting strictly for a long time, and exercising intensely over the same time period, half a cake isn't a big deal.
 
Captain Glanton said:
I read a great account by one of the t-nation.com coaches who'd done a bodybuilding show. It was something like, "the day after the show I went downstairs and started hunting through the cabinets. I found the kids' cereal. I ate a box. Then I ate another box. Then I ate another box. Then I fell down on the floor. If I'd been able to drive, I would have gone to the store for more cereal."

Also, for those in the thread, if you've been dieting strictly for a long time, and exercising intensely over the same time period, half a cake isn't a big deal.
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:lol :lol :lol
 
I once ate 12 donuts when I was a kid.

I'm not sure if I have diabetes.
 
Pfft, that looks like a pussy cake. All fluffy frosting. Try eating one of those frozen slices of Claim Jumper Motherlode cake in one sitting*, then get back to me.

*I did this after eating a tall can of chef boyardee ravioli raw, then eating 6 corn dogs and using the left over ravioli juice in the can as dipping sauce.
 
madara said:
Oh Gaf there are days you do make me laugh so. Didnt know we had some many professional body builders and Ryan Gosling models as members here. And while your preaching your perfect lifestyle tell me about your smoking, drinking,gambling and masturbatory habits. White cake baby, its divine. I got a birthday coming up in March and I sure as hell plan buy $12 Italian orange rum white cake and eat whole damn thing over 48hrs.
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Wait, how is that unhealthy?

I was like "this post is for me, i dont do anything bad in excess" before reading this.
 
bjork said:
Pfft, that looks like a pussy cake. All fluffy frosting. Try eating one of those frozen slices of Claim Jumper Motherlode cake in one sitting*, then get back to me.

*I did this after eating a tall can of chef boyardee ravioli raw, then eating 6 corn dogs and using the left over ravioli juice in the can as dipping sauce.
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x_x

I couldn't eat more than like a slice or two of that cake. Go run or something.
 
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