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[BlueMagic]

Loving all this comic drama. I should really get into comics.

 

[Finaika]

What does Wolverine see in Jean anyway?

 

[Slayven]

Loving all this comic drama. I should really get into comics.

Like getting cuckolded by Hank Pym.

 

[RapidCancel]

I'm not the only one who thought it was kind of creepy that he kept a lock of her hair, am i?

 

[TheJollyCorner]

bwahahaha! Never seen this one.
God bless PBF!

 

[KibblesBits]

What does Wolverine see in Jean anyway?

His penis?

 

[Data West]

She-Hulk wants Ben Grimm's rocky roads more than anything on the planet.

 

[TheJollyCorner]

She-Hulk wants Ben Grimm's rocky roads more than anything on the planet.

Grimm having a jaggedy rock pecker's gotta be the most unfortunate curse in the entire Marvel Universe...


or is She-Hulk into S&M?

 

[Slayven]

Grimm having a jaggedy rock pecker's gotta be the most unfortunate curse in the entire Marvel Universe...


or is She-Hulk into S&M?

Didn't stop his wife from having twins in Earth X. Meet the Brothers Grimm.

 

[Kuroyume]

She apparently became a dominatrix? My only knowledge of comics were the cartoons/movies so it's always strange/fascinating to see stuff like this.

 

[exarkun]

I think we all wanted her to be a dominatrix. Nerds want strong women in their lives, since they have such low testosterone to begin with.

 

[Slayven]

She apparently became a dominatrix? My only knowledge of comics were the cartoons/movies so it's always strange/fascinating to see stuff like this.

No, that was her Black Queen outfit. that was when the Hellfire Club was messing with her mind. Which leads to Dark Phoenix.

 

[FairyD]

Fuck Cyclops.

Cyclops was right damnit!

 

[Spike Spiegel]

What does Wolverine see in Jean anyway?

Two individuals, one outwardly reserved and the other unapologetically rough, yet both harboring a dangerous, primal "wildness" within, that is intrinsic to their core being and draws them together on an instinctive, animalistic level. Both struggling to find balance, an equilibrium state where they can live free and honest lives without constraint, and without succumbing to darker impulses or wasting away in prisons without and within.

...

*cough*

 

[WascallyWabbit]

Sue only fucks great men. In every universe she is either with Namor, Black Bolt, or Reed.

lol in which one was she with Black Bolt?

also, I read Black Panther at first, that would be interesting considering Wakanda is all about keeping that blood pure

 

[Slayven]

lol in which one was she with Black Bolt?

also, I read Black Panther at first, that would be interesting considering Wakanda is all about keeping that blood pure

Exiles, she ends up killing a crazy Tony Stark. Another she maries a black namor and has a mess of kids.

 

[BuddyJoeHooker]

I'm trying to remember why Wolverine turned her down in Morrison's New X-Men?

Cause I can't think of one good reason...

 

[KibblesBits]

Two individuals, one outwardly reserved and the other unapologetically rough, yet both harboring a dangerous, primal "wildness" within, that is intrinsic to their core being and draws them together on an instinctive, animalistic level. Both struggling to find balance, an equilibrium state where they can live free and honest lives without constraint, and without succumbing to darker impulses or wasting away in prisons without and within.

...

*cough*

So... what I replied to him then?

 

[Spike Spiegel]

So... what I replied to him then?

Well sure, if you want to get crass about it.

But seriously, not really. I think there was more going on there than the immediate physical attraction (and I'm not talking about the Rose connection; that was a much later contrivance, and a demeaning one at that). It's all gone to hell now though where Wolverine is concerned; guys like Bendis write him as one big cliche, as caricature instead of character.

 

[Silexx]

so did Logan.

LOL Well done!

 

[dan2026]

A friendly reminder that Wolverine drowned his son in a puddle.

Granted he was a massive dick.

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Fuck Cyclops.

Amen to that

 

[Extra Sauce]

 

[mightynine]

First answer is correct.


EDIT: Expanding on that a bit, they got together in the Ultimate universe and the Age of Apocalypse universe.

EDIT #2: Also, it's implied that 616 Logan got with AoA Jean in the Uncanny X-Force crossover. Never confirmed though.

EDIT #3: Also, Claremont's Forever universe, although that was revealed retroactively. Also, Claremont's X-Men: The End series.

EDIT #4: Also,

Spoiler

Rachel. ;p

On edit 4....really? That's kinda ew.

Pretty sure he gets HJ's from her all the time but they are always over the pants and really she just uses Telekinesis so there's not any touching. So maybe they're just called TJ's.

Should I have laughed at this? Because I did.

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Age of Apocalypse?

Yes

Two individuals, one outwardly reserved and the other unapologetically rough, yet both harboring a dangerous, primal "wildness" within, that is intrinsic to their core being and draws them together on an instinctive, animalistic level. Both struggling to find balance, an equilibrium state where they can live free and honest lives without constraint, and without succumbing to darker impulses or wasting away in prisons without and within.

...

*cough*

Dude, too deep

 

[Callo Merlose]

Have they made an X-Men parody porno yet?

 

[BuddyJoeHooker]

A friendly reminder that Wolverine drowned his son in a puddle.

Granted he was a massive dick.

Spoiler

Before that didn't he put down A LOT of his kids?

 

[Funky Papa]

Two individuals, one outwardly reserved and the other unapologetically rough, yet both harboring a dangerous, primal "wildness" within, that is intrinsic to their core being and draws them together on an instinctive, animalistic level. Both struggling to find balance, an equilibrium state where they can live free and honest lives without constraint, and without succumbing to darker impulses or wasting away in prisons without and within.

...

*cough*

So... about that fanfic folder...

 

[dan2026]

Pretty sure he gets HJ's from her all the time but they are always over the pants and really she just uses Telekinesis so there's not any touching. So maybe they're just called TJ's.

Is this how Cyclops never really cheated on Jean Gery because he was just having kinky mind sex with Emma Frost?

 

[Cpt.Underpants]

Spoiler

Before that didn't he put down A LOT of his kids?

Spoiler

Yeah, he did

 

[PalaceBrother]

You can tell him about Mr.Sinster turning out to be Colossus.

Wait...really? I stopped reading comics right around the time of that big Mr Sinister arc (Inferno or something) and always thought he looked like him.

 

[TommyT]

All these damn spoilers...

 

[sleepykyo]

Loving all this comic drama. I should really get into comics.

I remember watching an X-Men cartoon and I just remembered the drama.
eg.
Wolverine breaking into Cyclop's and Emma's bedroom and Emma getting pissed that despite having razor sharp wit, super powers and the best body that money can buy, she ranks lower than a corpse.

Also Emma Frost and Kitty Pryde verbal catfights.

Pretty sure there was some plot about some aliens or something, but it was pretty forgettable.

 

[Manmademan]

Wait...really? I stopped reading comics right around the time of that big Mr Sinister arc (Inferno or something) and always thought he looked like him.

earth x is a different reality. The actual Sinister is not colossus.

 

[Switters]

Didn't he smang Her clone Madelyne Pryor during Inferno? Can't look it up.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

So... about that fanfic folder...

It could be bigger, yes.

 

[Manmademan]

Didn't he smang Her clone Madelyne Pryor during Inferno? Can't look it up.

I don't think so. Pryor was attached to Scott and maybe kinda sorta had a thing for Havok but that's it.

 

[Savitar]

I never got the Jean/Logan thing, always came off forced to me. If nothing else to make a love triangle and I view love triangles one of the lowest forms of writing.

 

[GungHo]

Didn't stop his wife from having twins in Earth X. Meet the Brothers Grimm.

Goddamn nightmare fuel.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I never got the Jean/Logan thing, always came off forced to me. If nothing else to make a love triangle and I view love triangles one of the lowest forms of writing.

That's exactly what it was. No one likes it but guys that accept all the shit Marvel throws at them...


*cough*Spike*cough*

 

[captainnapalm]

Loving all this comic drama. I should really get into comics.

X-Men's always been the most dramatic. It can sometimes get a little overwrought.

 

[Spike Spiegel]

I never got the Jean/Logan thing, always came off forced to me. If nothing else to make a love triangle and I view love triangles one of the lowest forms of writing.

I can't stand the triangle either to be honest. Mostly because when it comes to Scott and Jean my eyes gloss over, my head goes blank, and all I can think is "why?"

 

[sleepykyo]

I can't stand the triangle either to be honest. Mostly because when it comes to Scott and Jean my eyes gloss over, my head goes blank, and all I can think is "why?"

Because they were always a couple, but happy couples are boring so Wolverine got added into mix?

 

[BuddyJoeHooker]

Because they were always a couple, but happy couples are boring so Wolverine got added into mix?

Relationships aren't supposed to last in cape comics.

Ex: Peter and MJ, Lois and Clark

I don't think Ollie and Dinah are together either. :/

 

[Escape Goat]

Relationships aren't supposed to last in cape comics.

Ex: Peter and MJ, Lois and Clark

I don't think Ollie and Dinah are together either. :/

Sue and Reed are forever.

 

[GhettoGamer]

Goddamn nightmare fuel.

Imagine pushing those rocky bastards out your clownhole. She deserves a medal.

 

[Manmademan]

Sue and Reed are forever.

Yeah, but even that relationship has had Namor thrown in it now and then to keep it lively.

 

[El Daniel]

What are the odds Beast is just sitting there.

Pretty unrealistic.

 

[DonasaurusRex]

Spoiler

Before that didn't he put down A LOT of his kids?

yeah but he didnt know till he did it, and lets just forget jason aarons run he is much better on WATXM

 

[Vermillion]

Two individuals, one outwardly reserved and the other unapologetically rough, yet both harboring a dangerous, primal "wildness" within, that is intrinsic to their core being and draws them together on an instinctive, animalistic level. Both struggling to find balance, an equilibrium state where they can live free and honest lives without constraint, and without succumbing to darker impulses or wasting away in prisons without and within.

...

*cough*

Blurred Lines is a song about Jean, then.