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Did Zack Morris destroy Screech's life?

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Sniper McBlaze said:
I wonder if Slater and Zack ever made Screech suck their dicks.
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:lol :lol :lol That's funny because, you came into the thread to enter a "shock post" and it's sooo great. :lol :lol :lol

The thread is sooo much better now!!!

:lol :lol :lol
 
ryutaro's mama said:
:lol :lol :lol That's funny because, you came into the thread to enter a "shock post" and it's sooo great. :lol :lol :lol

The thread is sooo much better now!!!

:lol :lol :lol
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I know! I bet you sucked their dicks too.

:'(
 
I heard most of the cast of Saved by the Bell picked on Dustin Diamond while shooting the show. I don't know how true that is, but it's awful yet hilarious if true.
 
Night_Trekker said:
I heard most of the cast of Saved by the Bell picked on Dustin Diamond while shooting the show. I don't know how true that is, but it's awful yet hilarious if true.
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Diamond
Diamond was three years younger than most of the cast of Saved by the Bell. Because of the age and religious differences, he was never very close to any of the other teenage actors on the show. He said that while the other teenage actors went out together and got along, he basically did his own thing.[citation needed] He said that he did get along with T.K. Carter and Dennis Haskins (who played Mr. Belding), staying in touch with Haskins.[citation needed]

In July 2008, Diamond signed a deal with Gotham Books to write a tell-all book about the "sexual escapades among cast members, drug use, and hardcore partying" during his stint on Saved By the Bell.
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:lol :lol Must read!
 
android said:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dustin_Diamond


:lol :lol Must read!
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Wikipedia said:
On November 13, 2006, Diamond's sex tape Screeched, aka Saved by the Smell, was released by Red Light District. It features a bride-to-be, Summer Price, her bridesmaid, and Diamond all engaging in various sexual acts. According to Diamond, the tape got out because he and some friends allegedly exchange such tapes and he believed that the tape was not leaked by any of those people, but that it may have been the significant other of one of them.
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How fucking sad is it that someone's fiance and girlfriend chose to screw Dustin freakin' Diamond on camera? That's about as humiliating as it gets.
 
ryutaro's mama said:
Or the girl that won the date auction.

And Belding's niece.
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Oh yeah, the fat chick Zack kept making excuses so he wouldn't have to go out with her.

peach said:
Didn't she end up dating Screech dressed up as Zack so Zack could go to Kelly's party?
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Yeah, Zack made a deal with Belding so he wouldn't get suspended. Then he suckered Screech into taking her out. I bet Screech got some ass that night too. Penny Belding said something about Screech being so hot he made her teeth sweat....
 
Rod Belding probably got Kelly and Jesse pregnant and they had to take a year off for therapy after their abortions. Rod Belding had Zack shook.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
Rod Belding probably got Kelly and Jesse pregnant and they had to take a year off for therapy after their abortions. Rod Belding had Zack shook.
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He fucked up that senior trip though.

Had to shake shop before the girls turned up late.
 
ryutaro's mama said:
He fucked up that senior trip though.

Had to shake shop before the girls turned up late.
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Rembrr when they were practicing for their white water rafting trip and Rod was making the kids make out under the guise of "mouth to mouth"? He was getting off watching that shit dude was a certified date rapist.
 
Ninja Scooter said:
Rembrr when they were practicing for their white water rafting trip and Rod was making the kids make out under the guise of "mouth to mouth"? He was getting off watching that shit dude was a certified date rapist.
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"Now what if I needed mouth to mouth? Kelly, you wanna volunteer?"
 
Ninja Scooter said:
Rod Belding probably got Kelly and Jesse pregnant and they had to take a year off for therapy after their abortions. Rod Belding had Zack shook.
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Too bad Rod Belding didn't stick around. He totally would have educated Zack on how to use date rape drugs.
 
Marvie_3 said:
Pussy. I guess you're just not cool enough to hang out at Johnny Dakota's parties.....
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The best part was when Zack and Slater found the roach in the bathroom and made such a big deal about it. Then they accused that stupid jock of smoking pot, or something like that.
 
Count of Monte Sawed-Off said:
The best part was when Zack and Slater found the roach in the bathroom and made such a big deal about it. Then they accused that stupid jock of smoking pot, or something like that.
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Then Johnny came in and pretended to flush it.
 
Whoa.. hold .. the ... fuck .. up? is that a fucking Scratch and sniff sticker on the Screech 'dirty sanchez' Dvd? :lol
 
I guess I'm the only one that sorta liked The College Years. "I'm standing at the edge of tomorrow...TODAY!"

It's pretty shocking how relatively wholesome things still were even though the college years was aired during primetime.

And looking through Wikipedia, I can't believe how many TNBC sitcoms there were. The only ones I actually recognize are City Guys and Saved by the Bell. :lol
 
peach said:
Screech was still attending college during The New Class; he was serving as Mr. Belding's assistant as part of a work study program or something like that.
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but afterwards in the series based in a mall, Screech and Belding are running a crappy, failing shop together.

Zoiks!
 
GDGF said:
I do believe this is the best SBtB thread in internet history.
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That is a bold statement to make but I am glad to see any SBtB thread and can't believe I missed it!

And who gives a shit if Zack destroyed Screech's life? Zack was the greatest Saturday morning character of all time. Take away Zack and SBtB is as shitty as all of the spinoffs or Hey Dude.
 
bionic77 said:
That is a bold statement to make but I am glad to see any SBtB thread and can't believe I missed it!

And who gives a shit if Zack destroyed Screech's life? Zack was the greatest Saturday morning character of all time. Take away Zack and SBtB is as shitty as all of the spinoffs or Hey Dude.
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Git out! Hey Dude was awesome!
 
Marvie_3 said:
Git out! Hey Dude was awesome!
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Keep that weak ass Nick shit out of this thread.

This thread is meant to honor the greatness of Zack Morris.

Quick trivia question. What did the A.C. in AC Slater stand for?
 
A.C. actually means Albert Clifford. I remember hearing that for the first name as a kid and going "What the fuck kind of name is that?"
 
Shouta said:
A.C. actually means Albert Clifford. I remember hearing that for the first name as a kid and going "What the fuck kind of name is that?"
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Ding Ding Ding!

Screech wants to know where he can deliver the prize.
 
Shouta said:
A.C. actually means Albert Clifford. I remember hearing that for the first name as a kid and going "What the fuck kind of name is that?"
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That's why he goes by A.C.....and why he got all embarassed when his old girlfriend showed up and kept calling him Albert Clifford.
 
AC Slater was a big douche. In any other highschool he would have been a huge loser... Or was the 90's really that lame?
 
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