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Ether_Snake

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Last weekend I was waiting to get my hair cut (watching Golden Child play on a tiny TV, and realizing that the character is definitly still Alex Foley from Beverly Hills Cop), and there were two people ahead of me. I waited, and then realized, like a minute before it was my turn, that the barber didn't wash anything he used. Scissors, razor blade, etc. That old man finishing his turn looked rather... old and maybe dirty. I asked for when he was open the next day, said I had to go, guy had an angry look on his face like I was making some random excuse (I was), and I never came back.

It's the second time I strike a barber off my list around here and now the only option I can think of is going to the hairdresser next to my house, but she's doing fancy haircuts and all I need is to get my head shaved.

WHAT DO I DO?
 
Count Dookkake said:
Buy clippers.

But cutting it myself is ugly, I can't make the straight line thing around the back of the head you know what I mean?

Man Eddy Murphy is funny, even in French.
 
Yeah, that neck bit sucks (get a loved one to help?). However, if you learn how to do the rest, you will save a lot of money. I got a nice set of clippers for 20 bucks. It paid for itself the first time I used it.
 
I don't get the milk joke.

But yeah I have a clipper and all, but the rear part is too ugly if not done right. Argh. Damnit barbers, clean your tools!
 
Ether_Snake said:
I don't get the milk joke.

But yeah I have a clipper and all, but the rear part is too ugly if not done right. Argh. Damnit barbers, clean your tools!

Be a real man and actually shave your head? With a razor!
 
RiskyChris said:
Go to a salon, jeez.

Just to get my head shaved? That's what I'm wondering actually, if they will feel like I'm wasting their time.

The hairdresser is a pretty good looking Latin MILF though.
 
Ether_Snake said:
Man Eddy Murphy is funny, even in French.

I'm probably gonna get kicked for saying this but, I only watch Eddie Murphy movies (everything up to BHCIII) in French. Awesome dubs.

Same as for Star War and Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford's real voice is so monotone and boring), Schwarzennegger movies and pretty much anything made during the 80s. The French dubs are just so awesome and full of fun. That is all.
 
SketchTheArtist said:
I'm probably gonna get kicked for saying this but, I only watch Eddie Murphy movies (everything up to BHCIII) in French. Awesome dubs.

Same as for Star War and Indiana Jones (Harrison Ford's real voice is so monotone and boring), Schwarzennegger movies and pretty much anything made during the 80s. The French dubs are just so awesome and full of fun. That is all.
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I always go to the Vietnamese salons for my haircut, just to see the hot ladies <3
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Ether_Snake said:
Just to get my head shaved? That's what I'm wondering actually, if they will feel like I'm wasting their time.

The hairdresser is a pretty good looking Latin MILF though.

WTF are you waiting for? Go, Now.
 
I buzz my hair and I'm able to do the back of the neck part. I just did it last sunday and got quite a few compliments through out the week.
 
Count Dookkake said:
Buy clippers.
That's what I ended up doing after I got a weird bald spot after getting a haircut. I use a hand mirror for the back. It's grown back fine but I don't feel like spending all that money on haircuts when my hair grows back so fast.
 
Ether_Snake said:
Just to get my head shaved? That's what I'm wondering actually, if they will feel like I'm wasting their time.

The hairdresser is a pretty good looking Latin MILF though.

Are you in Florida? I used to go to a Salon too, that was always a bonus but I got tired of them not cutting my hair right. [Was always roulette with my place].

Found an awesome barber shop though, I don't think they clean their tools after each haircut but the haircut is so good it doesn't matter; don't you wash your hair anyways when you get home?
 
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