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discovered huge ass spiders nesting in my closet

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Here's one of the biggest huntsmans I've ever encountered (it was on the wall just above my bed when I was travelling interstate):



It was substantially bigger than my palm.

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Remind me where you all live again so I can make a note to never move/visit/think about there.
 
Don't tease them.

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If you see something like that, burn your house down.

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I screamed really loudly at the first one

On spiders in general, Im cool with the smaller ones, they help clean up

When it comes to critters in general, black ants are bros though. Don't really bother you at all
 
Draw a circle around the spider with a sharpie. Then pour bottled pee just right outside around the circle. The spider would stay there, afraid to come on to your territory, die due to starvation. Or try to seduce the huge ass spider, sleep with it and then come back to us with a good story of how it felt.
 
Draw a circle around the spider with a sharpie. Then pour bottled pee just right outside around the circle. The spider would stay there, afraid to come on to your territory, die due to starvation. Or try to seduce the huge ass spider, sleep with it and then come back to us with a good story of how it felt.
This is never a good idea.
 
So felt like updating people on the situation, after a few days of calm peaceful serenity the spiders have been crawling out of the woodwork. Have seen them in my kitchen and bathroom mostly, occasionally I notice one scurrying across the floor. Managed to catch a few though, released them later.

This is the smallest one I have seen, about half the width of a dollar bill. The plastic cup is the standard sort of thing they give you at McDonnalds when you order a Mocha or something.

Caught him in my kitchen. The ones I have been seeing recently I'm not sure if they are hobo spiders or not, look more like large generic house spiders. Which if its the ladder I don't really mind their presence, it is just the number see them in.

 
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