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Do you ever fall asleep while getting your hair cut?

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The girl had to flatout wake my ass up a minute ago. Haircuts are just so damn relaxing to me for some reason, especially after a long week.
 
No, because the hairdressers INSIST on talking to me. Constantly.

"Back to school in a week now, huh?"

"No, I'm 23."
 
Rapstah said:
No, because the hairdressers INSIST on talking to me. Constantly.

"Back to school in a week now, huh?"

"No, I'm 23."
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Maybe thats why they talk to us to keep our asses awake lol
 
This reminds me of my favourite Charlie Brooker article, where he ponders why we can't hire barbers to cut our hair whilst we're asleep.
 
when i used to get the massages when i lived in europe, i would almost fall asleep. love that shit.

in the US i don't. the guy who cuts my hair usually keeps hitting on me.
 
If it's a little warm in the barbershop and my barber is using the clippers.... the "humming" noise knocks me the fuck out lol.
 
I used to at this Korean barbershop where the old lady always cut my hair, but now she's got this young assistant who always insists on cutting my hair. She's cute, so I can't refuse, so I'm just sitting there staring numbly at the mirror while she chats away about stuff I don't care about. And yet, I still tip.
 
I could possibly. I do find haircuts to be very relaxing. I think I must have gotten a haircut a couple times just for that reason alone. That's why I hate it when they sometimes go to fast in cutting your hair.
 
tedtropy said:
The girl had to flatout wake my ass up a minute ago. Haircuts are just so damn relaxing to me for some reason, especially after a long week.
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Hell yeah, well, when I forget to cut all the hair off my head as I usually do every few months and just decide to go to the barber and pay them. The whirr of the blade, the scent of Witch Hazel... it all takes me back to my childhood and I'll pop a snore off or two. The barbers laugh, but hey...

Feels good, man.
 
If the barbers are empty, they don't say much and all I can hear is her breathing and the metal snippers you damn right I will fall asleep
 
Rapstah said:
No, because the hairdressers INSIST on talking to me. Constantly.

"Back to school in a week now, huh?"

"No, I'm 23."
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I always make sure to make conversation with the hairdressers but I always go back to the same place. I've established myself as a great tipper and someone who'll talk and give a damn about what the hairdresser has to say. I feel like if I make them happy, they'll do better with my haircut and apart from one cunt who was obviously new, it's working for me.
 
There's this one particularly trashy chick with tattoos, tits, and fruity cheap perfume that touches my scalp just so, and it puts me in a sleep-like trance. I'm convinced she's a descedent of the Sirens.

Regardless, you keep your massage, ladymen. What's next, skintight jeans?
 
I simply don't fall asleep that easy, no matter how relaxed I am, unless I'm seriously exhausted, I only sleep in bed, with my nice comfy pillows.
 
I wish haircuts were relaxing for me. I have this weird thing where the clippers twinge some nerve in my back or something and I have to concentrate the whole time to keep from spasming. Makes haircuts a joyless, torturous affair.
 
joesmokey said:
When I was younger (grade school) I used to every single time. Haven't done it since though.
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That's how it was for me. Once I started paying for my own stupid overpriced cut, I started staying wide awake.
 
If i go to the salon and they wash it, i could totally fall asleep then. But nah that'd just be embarrassing.
 
my girl is a babe so.... usually not

plenty of eye candy to keep me awake but i went in after a night of partying once and i was out like a bag of bricks 5 min in :lol
 
I did once when I was a kid. The barber wasn't too happy. I still go to the same place but that specific barber is not there anymore.
 
No I'm too busy conjuring up ludicrous fantasies about the hot stylists at the salon I go to.

Haircuts are relaxing though. Especially when they give you a nice scalp/neck massage.
 
I got pretty tired when I used to go to this nice place. The lady would give me a scalp massage using some sort of oil, which was either relaxing if I tried to go to sleep, or uncomfortably erotic if I stayed awake. Then I'd get the shampoo treatment. Nice.

I just cut my own hair now though.
 
Fuck no I am always afraid they will mess it up. In fact I am looking in the mirror most of the time and the barber forcefully pushes my head down :lol
 
I was actually really close this last time, I had to struggle a bit.
Never been sleepy during before.
 
Never. I just cant fathom being asleep while a person with sharp objects operates on me, but maybe i'm just paranoid.
 
DY_nasty said:
Never again.
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Jason's Ultimatum said:
I love it when the boobies press against me.
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You just want an avatar quote, don't you? :lol
 
It's always awkward. On one hand, it's so relaxing I just want to fall asleep. But then I feel like a jerk for treating it like a massage session or something.
 
Yes.

I have a condition, though: must be a female. Weirdly though, it doesn't have to be an attractive female...just female is acceptable.

My girlfriend's mom usually cuts my hair now. I do not find her attractive. Yet, for those few moments that she cuts my hair, I'd probably let her do whatever she wanted to me. :lol
 
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