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[Cunth]

What's with the playing hard to get? Give us the goods!

 

[Brian Fellows]

I think they are probably promiscuous enough. I just don't have any skills.

 

[womfalcs3]

No. I'd have numerous STDs by now.

 

[Cunth]

No. I'd have numerous STDs by now.

Just sex them away

 

[triplestation]

you're in aus you can skip the bs and legally fuck a hooker and then go back to chasing wombats with a stick

 

[Cunth]

you're in aus you can skip the bs and legally fuck a hooker and then go back to chasing wombats with a stick

But paying for a root is like using a cheat guide for Crossy road

 

[Cato]

I wish Cunth was more promiscuous and open to non-traditional sex.

 

[marianus]

Is that possible?

 

[triplestation]

But paying for a root is like using a cheat guide for Crossy road

Fuck this earth

 

[Papa]

What kind of woman?

 

[MilkyJoe]

I just wish that joint mortgages didn't cause her ability to give blowjobs to disappear...

 

[triplestation]

This fucken planet

I'm dyin here

 

[Tesseract]

'if you men only knew'

eyes wide shut

 

[Xaero Gravity]

If they play hard to get, just play hard to get rid of

 

[Airola]

pre-fap: yes
post-fap: no

 

[Cunth]

pre-fap: yes
post-fap: no

The truest philosophy

 

[Chairman Tickles]

It's so fucking easy. At least tick two of these boxes.

1) Don't be ugly

2) Don't be Autistic

3) Have ample cash on hand if you want to keep your baby cakes around for longer than a few days/weeks.

Enjoy your new life as a chick magnet.

My own experience is that I cover 1 and 3, but I'm slightly autistic so I'm a magnet for sex starved cougars and crazy jail bait. Could be worse.

 

[It's Jeff]

No, you western heathens. Women mustn't leave the house showing anything but their eyes.

 

[Papa]

If they play hard to get, just play hard to get rid of

I always assumed that was your mating strategy

 

[flibbertyjibbert]

you're in aus you can skip the bs and legally fuck a hooker and then go back to chasing wombats with a stick

unfortunately not, the wombats burned to death

 

[SLoWMoTIoN]

I wish they'd lie less instead.

 

[GAMETA]

I wish social media didn't exist.

It seems to me that girls are getting too demanding and that any half-not-shit one is getting too much attention because of the internet.

I don't think anyone benefits from it. Even women.

 

[Elektro Demon]

I wish they were more honest. I'd like to skip all the wooing and dates.
The best thing would be when you see a woman you ask her straightaway, I'd like to penetrate your vag, and she says yes.
Now that's a world I wanna live in.

 

[Rentahamster]

What's with the playing hard to get? Give us the goods!

Not that hard to get.

 

[Cato]

I wish Cunth was more promiscuous and open to non-traditional sex.

As in non-traditional. I mean re-enacting swap.avi by metis with Cunth and friends.

 

[Cunth]

Not that hard to get.

female humans i mean

 

[Rentahamster]

female humans i mean

Oh. Humans don't have enough fur.

 

[crobb991]

is this a genuine thread... if it is... the fuck dude

 

[Cunth]

is this a genuine thread... if it is... the fuck dude

fucking dudes is a last resort buddy

 

[deafmedal]

I fear the day I'd have to join the dating pool again, shit is fucking insane now. Mobile games where you get to hook up if you win?! I've never been good at games :/

 

[spons]

I wish I were born gay. Life on easy mode, casually fucking around with your bros.

 

[Papa]

Cunth are you ever gonna tell us why you died and rose again

 

[Cunth]

Cunth are you ever gonna tell us why you died and rose again

its called a vacation

 

[ScarletSpider]

But paying for a root is like using a cheat guide for Crossy road

i have no idea what this means

 

[nush]

It's so fucking easy. At least tick two of these boxes.

1) Don't be ugly

2) Don't be Autistic

3) Have ample cash on hand if you want to keep your baby cakes around for longer than a few days/weeks.

Enjoy your new life as a chick magnet.

My own experience is that I cover 1 and 3, but I'm slightly autistic so I'm a magnet for sex starved cougars and crazy jail bait. Could be worse.

I see the virgins are offering the anti-advice already.

 

[Hypnosekroete]

I like the MGTOW way of life.
Its like life on easy mode with no nagging and early retirement.

 

[Papa]

its called a vacation

I've never heard of a 6 month vacation

 

[GymWolf]

Just fly to palma de mallorca or mykonos, go in a disco club and offers some drinks to female tourist, if you are not ugly as fuck you can basically fuck every night.

German chicks in palma are dick starved for some reason.

 

[Cunth]

I've never heard of a 6 month vacation

thats peasant thinking

 

[GamingKaiju]

Not more promiscuous but more dirty love it when my wife talks and acts like utter filth but I would hate to be single in today's age. The stories I've heard about Tinder etc it looks like 90% of males are competing for the bottom 10% of females.

 

[crobb991]

Not more promiscuous but more dirty love it when my wife talks and acts like utter filth but I would hate to be single in today's age. The stories I've heard about Tinder etc it looks like 90% of males are competing for the bottom 10% of females.

i know what you mean... my mrs properly goes for it sometimes...

and yea... my brother has been on tinder for over a year... and you really struggle to find a good one sometimes

 

[M1chl]

If they play hard to get, just play hard to get rid of

Amazing : D

 

[Hideous Snake]

I wish they'd lie less instead.

I never knew you were into real women.

 

[freak of nature]

I'm a joke to women so it makes zero difference to my life/existence.

 

[darkinstinct]

Why do incels always think the women have to change?

 

[Cunth]

Why do incels always think the women have to change?

 

[freak of nature]

Why do incels always think the women have to change?

Because they know the real truth is semi-biological determinism. A mans personality DOES matter, but it is null and void if he does not meet the biological prerequisites.

Women are not the problem -- mans inability to accept his place in the world is.

 

[MayauMiao]

What's with the playing hard to get? Give us the goods!

 

[GamingKaiju]

i know what you mean... my mrs properly goes for it sometimes...

and yea... my brother has been on tinder for over a year... and you really struggle to find a good one sometimes

I hear ya I absolutely love it when she's on heat yummy

 

[Super Mario]

I just wish you didn't have to guess right and be so aggressive to get to that point. At that point, you are either a creep or getting everything you've ever wanted. There is no in between