sonikokaruto
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i don't like the idea of someone enjoying me watching pee.
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Does anyone else get "stage fright" at the urinal?
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I used to have this fear.
Then I found out the trick.
I just imagine that I own that restroom and they are using my bathroom, and I also imagine myself pissing on them. On their shoes, pants, just turning and peeing on them...
Giving myself that mental power makes me feel like I can pee anywhere anytime. It works.
Also sometimes I imagine my childhood pet cat rubbing itself on my shins...
Then I found out the trick.
I just imagine that I own that restroom and they are using my bathroom, and I also imagine myself pissing on them. On their shoes, pants, just turning and peeing on them...
Giving myself that mental power makes me feel like I can pee anywhere anytime. It works.
Also sometimes I imagine my childhood pet cat rubbing itself on my shins...
DizzyCaffeine
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But what if you get bladder shy in the stall too? Like when it's super quiet and someone is pissing at the urinal...and you can't go because you know the other person knows that you can't go.
Green Wiggly
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Yeah, seriously. Maintaining eye contact should be enough.
terrisus
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Some people just don't understand the struggle.
Was about to ask. In a fight between a full bladder and a shy bladder, which one usually wins? I don't see how a shy bladder could ever come out on top. Like you're bursting at the seams but nothing is coming out?
sonycowboy
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Mechanized
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Never had that hangup. I could always do it, I would just prefer a stall. Now I don't give a shit, if I have to piss I'd rather use a urinal. Usually stalls are so much grosser, I just avoid them.
Mutanthands
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Common issue. Try doing complicated math in your head, it helps.
terrisus
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Derivate while you urinate?
googly
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But what if you get bladder shy in the stall too? Like when it's super quiet and someone is pissing at the urinal...and you can't go because you know the other person knows that you can't go.
I know exactly what you're talking about but I think you're probably over thinking things, the other person doesn't really care what you're up to. But yes sometimes I'll just wait it out until they leave.
You could also just flush to have some background noise and hopefully you can go at that point, no shame in that.
But what if you get bladder shy in the stall too? Like when it's super quiet and someone is pissing at the urinal...and you can't go because you know the other person knows that you can't go.
You need to stroke your penis several times to help the muscles relax.
I got that 1000x when I was in the hospital after a surgery and had to pee in the pot because I couldn't get up to go the toilet yet. Even with nobody in the room, my brain outright refused to release my bladder in the bed. It took several minutes of mental gymnastics to get the pee to come out.
Warm Machine
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Do a math problem in your head. That is what I used to do.
CountAntonius
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I sure do. Happens very often. I feel a lot of pressure when i can hear other people's piss and I think to myself "Oh shit they can't hear mine! They probably think I'm here to stare at dicks!". I really need to reach a level of zen.
Wait for a stall.
also I never poop out of my own or family members homes unless it's an absolute emergency.
Wait for a stall.
also I never poop out of my own or family members homes unless it's an absolute emergency.
Warm Machine
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What is 33x17 ? Work that out in your head next time.
demosthenes
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I'm with you OP. Hate bathrooms, can't do it with other ppl there.
I had a medical school interview and they split us up into small groups to show us the different areas where we would be doing our interviews in. Our group finished first and our guide showed us where the washroom is. I go in there and its completely empty. I go up to a urinal about to piss when a ton of dudes suddenly enter the washroom and line up behind me. Apparently all the other groups finished taking a tour at the same time.
Stage fright + interview nerves get the best of me. I just stand there awkwardly and I just walked towards the faucets in shame. I was already mentally broken before the interviews already started.
Stage fright + interview nerves get the best of me. I just stand there awkwardly and I just walked towards the faucets in shame. I was already mentally broken before the interviews already started.
CountAntonius
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I'll do that. Thanks.
Yeah i have had a few occasions where the pressure was too much and i felt like I was standing there for too long and just give up.
Madnesslink5
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Used to have it. After a year or so of drunk nights out getting used to pissing in literally crammed urinals I guess I just overcame it.
Stormhammer
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"i bet his dick is bigger than mine"
runs through my head constantly
and that little bit of splash as it hits the little puck.. fuck
runs through my head constantly
and that little bit of splash as it hits the little puck.. fuck
I have seen an old man at work do that, He'll just have on his tighty whities with his pants at him ankles. That's an uncomfortable sight to walk in on and have the prospect of going to the urinal next to him.
Doesn't bother me too much. If I'm having a hard time peeing I just flush the urinal once. The sound usually starts things.
I used to, same with taking a dump, but after I started traveling a LOT for work...it pretty much became a matter of necessity to overcome it.
The more you think about it, the worse it will be, so just try and focus on something else. As others have said: math problems, upcoming work deadlines, whatever. Just focus on something else instead of worrying about trying to urinate.
The more you think about it, the worse it will be, so just try and focus on something else. As others have said: math problems, upcoming work deadlines, whatever. Just focus on something else instead of worrying about trying to urinate.
Happened on occasion but usually fine. Surrounded at both sides and last to join is tough going. Not an issue with friends for some reason.
I think a good tip is count down from 5 or 10 which helps you let loose on time. Also, just put yourself in the go now thought before you even pull it out so you're on the verge of pissing your pants, that way you can't help but burst the seal in relief that you got your cock out in time.
I think a good tip is count down from 5 or 10 which helps you let loose on time. Also, just put yourself in the go now thought before you even pull it out so you're on the verge of pissing your pants, that way you can't help but burst the seal in relief that you got your cock out in time.
This is something I used to struggle with back in the day. I've gotten over it since I realized I'll never see those people again. Hell I may not even seen them then.
terrisus
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Never mind that, how about not being able to get out of bed at all, and having to go in a handheld container?
Seriously, wish they had just stuck a catheter in like they had another time when I had to be in the hospital and couldn't get out of bed.
Aaron-Lagann
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I used to, but my bladder is super small so I have to pee in stores pretty frequently, I've started just striking up conversations with people next to me to make them uncomfortable.
Broken Joystick
At least you can talk. Who are you?
Got a small dick so yeah. Brother said he got over it in the Army when people just wave their dicks about, that advice didn't really help.
I just stare at the wall and it gets going eventually.
I just stare at the wall and it gets going eventually.
CountAntonius
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There was a nice old man that used to walk around the department store I worked at years ago. Once he was walking out of the bathroom while I was walking in and he said hello and turned around to follow me back in. While I was peeing he went to the sink next to my urinal and washed his hands. Being much taller than him I could see him looking over the barrier to glance at my penis a few times. I couldn't even say anything cause I was in shock.Told my boss when I got out but the dirty old perv was long gone never to be seen again. I was always really friendly to that guy too so it was disappointing.
I had the opposite thing yesterday. Was at a mall, had to pee. Went to the urinal. There was one other guy there. I let loose and just couldn't stop. I'm sure I peed for two minutes straight, at full blast the whole time. That never happens, and it felt GOOD. Dunno what the other guy thought, but he went into a cubicle, shat, wiped and came out before I finished leaking.
absolutely nothing. its called paruresis and its nothing you should be ashamed of
im biased though since i have the same problem
Nexus Zero
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Yeah man I used to have this real bad. Now it takes a conversation attempt to stop the flow (PLEASE. FUCK. OFF)
A combination of looking at the wall and what I can only describe as positive thinking has softened me up to it. Also I now think of the cubicle as the VIP, rather than a necessity.
A combination of looking at the wall and what I can only describe as positive thinking has softened me up to it. Also I now think of the cubicle as the VIP, rather than a necessity.
The struggle is real.
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