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[Korosenai]

No I don't, didn't know that others did. Interesting...

Same here. I didnt know this was actually a thing.

 

[Wolfe]

I'm uncomfortable going at a urinal, because it's quite difficult trying to fit my massive dong through a zipper. I don't want to look like an idiot fidgeting with myself at a urinal. It's much easier going into a stall where I can pull my pants down.

You mean like, leaving your pants buttoned but unzipping and pulling your junk through the hole? Cause that's like 'pull your pants down at the urinal' levels of weird right there.

I don't have this problem myself OP but I know or have known people that do, can't imagine it's all that fun or convenient to deal with. Makes me appreciate the fact that I don't have any issues with public restrooms.

Also I always found it amusing - I'm pretty insensitive , that dudes have issues with using the urinal right next to an occupied urinal, or how some dudes basically shove themselves up against the urinal so as to prevent anyone from seeing their junk. I like to give myself a few inches between the base of the urinal and my legs, don't give a shit about anyone trying to look at my package as that's their problem. I just find it gross to get so close to the damn thing that other people have not only pissed in but pissed on.

You urinate in front of a class?

Only when the teacher calls on me.

 

[hipbabboom]

This will probably come back to haunt me but here goes...


I never have a problem peeing because instead of imagining a urinal, I imagine there's a sexy ass in front of me. I totally love peeing on asses so the pee just shoots right out. It feels great every time.

Maybe OP should try imagining something you want to pee on in front of you. Its kind of like positive imagery.

 

[waypoetic]

Stage fright? No, I don't see why I should display my dick to strangers, that's all. It's my dick and I don't go around showing it to people... Only to really pretty girls that want to have sex with me

 

[JCizzle]

Generally no, but there's always that dude who will cosy up next to you when there is a row of open urinals and that sometimes throws me. Courtesy space is a must when it's there.

 

[Shadybiz]

This will probably come back to haunt me but here goes...


I never have a problem peeing because instead of imagining a urinal, I imagine there's a sexy ass in front of me. I totally love peeing on asses so the pee just shoots right out. It feels great every time.

Intriguing.

Not really stage fright, but I feel a twinge of jealousy when I can hear that the dude next to me has a good solid stream, like they're turning on a fire hose into the urinal. I'd have to drink about 12 beers for that to happen.

 

[terrisus]

This will probably come back to haunt me but here goes...


I never have a problem peeing because instead of imagining a urinal, I imagine there's a sexy ass in front of me. I totally love peeing on asses so the pee just shoots right out. It feels great every time.

Maybe OP should try imagining something you want to pee on in front of you. Its kind of like positive imagery.

Someone's asking for a tag...

 

[crazepharmacist]

Yeah, I get this. There's a name for it; it's recognized medically. It only happens to me when I don't really have to go that bad. Though when it happens I always feel like a fucking weirdo just standing there not peeing, because everyone in the room notices the lack of sound of you peeing, and then you just walk out after a few minutes while everyone's probably thinking why the fuck did he even walk up to the urinal if he didnt have to pee!? I dunno, maybe I'm overly self conscious but this shit always gets to me.

 

[Allez Phill]

Its not comfortable for me, why? Because in Highschool this kid kept leaning over to look at my dick and he started spreading rumors that I had a small dick, haven't been comfortable since.

 

[Freaky Fred]

Its not comfortable for me, why? Because in Highschool this kid kept leaning over to look at my dick and he started spreading rumors that I had a small dick, haven't been comfortable since.

the only way to get over this is to show your dick to everyone at your next reunion and dispel the rumors

 

[Legendarybeepa]

I bet it's because you think of pissing as some taboo thing, so you feel like you need to be alone to go.

practice pulling your dick out in public until you get used to the feeling of public air touching your junk, but don't let anyone see you. Eventually, you can start showing off to people in the urinals next to you. Just wave it around a little, make sure they see it. Once you're comfortable with people seeing your dick out, you'll be peeing in the urinal in no time at all.

This slayed me.

 

[devonodev]

I hate it, I use a cubicle every time. Something about the idea of someone staring at me peeing freaks me out.

 

[PhantomZone]

I only pee in a stall when using a public toilet, to hell with using a urinal

 

[rashbeep]

This will probably come back to haunt me but here goes...


I never have a problem peeing because instead of imagining a urinal, I imagine there's a sexy ass in front of me. I totally love peeing on asses so the pee just shoots right out. It feels great every time.

Maybe OP should try imagining something you want to pee on in front of you. Its kind of like positive imagery.

Hahaha wtf

 

[Legendarybeepa]

I'm ok until someone decides to strike up a conversation next to me. Seriously, shut the fuck up. Whatever it is, it can wait until we have both finished pissing.

 

[terrisus]

I'm ok until someone decides to strike up a conversation next to me. Seriously, shut the fuck up. Whatever it is, it can wait until we have both finished pissing.

He's just taking the piss, mate.

 

[Legendarybeepa]

He's just taking the piss, mate.

Nice.

 

[Joeys_Rattata]

Yep. I never use the bathroom in public places because of it, unless I absolutely HAVE to go or else I'll piss myself.

I've started getting better though. I used to not be able to use a urinal at all, now I can use one in extreme situations.

 

[TheSaddestSort]

I don't think it's all that unusual to feel that way OP.

 

[kewlmyc]

...what? And so many people are agreeing that peeing in a public urinal is scary? It's just pissing, why are you ashamed?

 

[Moving4Motion]

No I like guys to watch me. Even more so if I'm pee'ing on an ass.

 

[Legendarybeepa]

...what? And so many people agree with it. It's just pissing, why are you ashamed?

I'm not sure it about being ashamed, it's just being uncomfortable in certain situations. Some people feel more self conscious than others I suppose. Me? I just like to be left well alone when I'm using the toilet full stop.

That's why having kids is a fucking nightmare....

 

[Krejlooc]

It's called a shy bladder and ya, I need a moment to get going, especially if someone starts talking to me.

 

[Triggerhappytel]

I get stage fright all the time. I can't do a number 1 if anyone is adjacent to me, and I can't do a number 2 unless I have total privacy.

I do if my supervisor comes up to the stall right next to me and starts talking about work shit. Such a weirdo.

Chatting in a gent's toilet should be outlawed. There's no need for it, at all.

 

[uncredited male]

The only thing I fear for in public bathrooms is the welfare of my shoes.

 

[inm8num2]

I'm usually fine but on rare and infrequent occasions I might have a little bit of stage fright when peeing next to someone.

 

[LuchaShaq]

Nope and I find the idea of it so hilarious that I'll piss as hard/loud as possible.

 

[GungHo]

I do if my supervisor comes up to the stall right next to me and starts talking about work shit. Such a weirdo.

Yeah, that shit bugs me. Conversation stops at the bathroom door. I'll give them a thousand-yard stare if they keep trying to engage me.

 

[FnordChan]

Shy wee is a terrifying affliction that can strike anywhere at any time. Thankfully, Charlie Brooker has organized a mission show to help educate the public about this condition and to lead a group of men in a celebratory piss on a hill. It's waiting for you here in two riveting, NSFW segments: Part 1 and Part 2.

FnordChan

 

[ConradCervantes]

Had a five minute break during a three hour class on Monday, so all the guys in the class flooded out to the nearby bathroom, which is very small. I couldn't go, so I walked down the hall and back, waiting out the initial throng of pissers so I could relieve myself.

 

[hipbabboom]

Someone's asking for a tag...

Hahaha wtf

It's no different then watching a sultry sexy woman eat something messy and watching the sauces and juices drip down into her cleavage if you're a breast man. I happen to be an ass man so being able to see the kinds of juices localized to the nether regions running down the cleavages of two ass cheeks is simply stimulating. If you cant see the parallels then you're either not an ass man or you're intentionally being daft.

 

[buy teh haloz]

Only when there's other people around.

 

[terrisus]

It's no different then watching a sultry sexy woman eat something messy and watching the sauces and juices drip down into her cleavage if you're a breast man.

I love breasts, but just the description of that makes me feel ill.

 

[BeesEight]

There are way too people in here saying it's a problem than I can comfortably pass off as trolling.

 

[terrisus]

There are way too people in here saying it's a problem than I can comfortably pass off as trolling.

It's not trolling.

 

[malfcn]

Occasionally. I prefer the toilets though because sometimes the urinals splash back.

 

[Josh with a J]

Anyone want to have a distance contest? You still have to be making it into the urinal tho.

 

[Husker86]

The majority of the time, yes. If I'm somehow not thinking about it, then I'm fine.

If the flow starts, I'm pretty much set no matter what, though.

It's really weird and I don't understand it at all.

 

[TMC]

I totally do. I always use a stall even if nobody is by the urinal. There are only two urinals in the bathroom at work and nobody has a problem pissing in it if the other is in use. There was a time where all stalls were full and one urinal was in use and I just came back later. It's bad.

 

[Freaky Fred]

It's no different then watching a sultry sexy woman eat something messy and watching the sauces and juices drip down into her cleavage if you're a breast man. I happen to be an ass man so being able to see the kinds of juices localized to the nether regions running down the cleavages of two ass cheeks is simply stimulating. If you cant see the parallels then you're either not an ass man or you're intentionally being daft.

No, it would be like pissing on a woman's breasts if you're a breast man

 

[StriKeVillain]

Haven't had an issue like that. It's a bathroom, do your business!

I do find it funny when people come in and then wash their hands and peace out. You're not fooling anyone. We all know.

 

[TMC]

Haven't had an issue like that. It's a bathroom, do your business!

I do find it funny when people come in and then wash their hands and peace out. You're not fooling anyone. We all know.

I've done this..

 

[Mokoi]

Nope, I have no problem using the urinal. However, I do have a problem when I walk in and see piss all over the floor. C'mon people nobody wants to step in your piss.

 

[cacophony]

youre trying too hard to pee out of fear of not being able to pee

so basically stop giving a shit

 

[terrisus]

youre trying too hard to pee out of fear of not being able to pee

so basically stop giving a shit

You shouldn't be giving a shit at a urinal anyway.
That would disgust everyone.

 

[Josh with a J]

I guess no one wants to have stream battles with me

 

[_Ryo_]

I rarely ever use public bathrooms, so no. Though it isn't stage fright, I just don't trust people to be clean. The things I have seen... Horrifying.

 

[Davey Cakes]

It's not "fright" so much as "distraction."

Sometimes I can't focus properly on my business when others are around. So it ends up being hard to keep a stream going or even initiating a stream, even if I previously really needed to go.

 

[sandalphon]

Only when another bloke is checking my business out.

 

[Husker86]

Haven't had an issue like that. It's a bathroom, do your business!

I do find it funny when people come in and then wash their hands and peace out. You're not fooling anyone. We all know.

Hey man, don't laugh at us! I don't pull the wash hands thing, but there have been times where it just doesn't fucking come out.

youre trying too hard to pee out of fear of not being able to pee

so basically stop giving a shit

It's absolutely this. It defies reason, but once it's in your head...