Only on rare occasions do I remember what I was dreaming about.
I have to get to my dreams to remember them. Sadly my mind would rather fight me instead.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis
^^ This shit makes me never want to sleep again.
Protip never open your eyes it leads to madness. I'm not sure what hallucination sits on my chest and beats the ever living shit out of me but last time I opened my eyes I almost had a heart attack. It felt like the darkness was going to swallow me whole when I woke up. You'd think after 10 years I'd be used to it, but I don't think you can get used to it.
On topic I remember my dreams occasionally, when I do they are vivid.
OP what about when you wake up in the morningbut are lazy and go back to sleep for a little while?
If you sleep more than necessary you'll remember them more often
Maybe you're dreaming right now
I'm happy that I remember a lot of them, often in great detail.
One of my latest:
I was watching some kind of media (tv/newspaper), and a former prime minister of Norway, Kjell Magne Bondevik, came on. This is him:
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He said that he had thought up a plan to create a million new jobs in western Norway. The plan was to let workers tie together two pikes (a huge fish) using an eel.
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A million people would do this, and produce pike-eel-things in enormous numbers. These would then presumably be sold to someone.
I had dreams once, but that was...*sniff*
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A long time ago...