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[Deleted member 81567]

today was very awkward.

So, I was at school today and really had to go to the bathroom for a number 2. I assumed it was the diuretic aeffect of the coffee I drank, so it would've been really quick. So i manage to leave from my chem lab and arrive to a bathroom. I go inside and the toilet is taken

Well, so i wait. Inside the bathroom.


just take my phone out, start browsing gaf, fiddle with my thumbs, count sheep, whatev. etc.

Then the guy comes out, it was my profesor.

Whatever, I don't mind, I don't find it awkward.

"Hey professor, how are you?"

And he looks at me awkweardly, kinda like:

and walks out (without washing hands maybe?)

anyway, idk what i did wrong

GAF comes in to tell me what I did wrong

What did I do wrong? Should have I waited outside? Do you think I can still maintain a professional relationship with him after this? I was actually interested in investing myself in some research.

 

[Foxy Fox 39]

He wanted to join the stall next to you.

 

[BannedEpisode]

He's one of those no talking to each other in the bathroom guys.

Spoiler

He thought you left class to mess with your phone.

 

[Al-ibn Kermit]

It's always awkward when you come out of a stall and somebody is waiting in line for it, especially if you kind of know the person.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

He's one of those no talking to each other in the bathroom guys.

Spoiler

He thought you left class to mess with your phone.

no hes just my lecture professor, not lab.

 

[BannedEpisode]

no hes just my lecture professor, not lab.

Then probably the first thing.

Or it could be that he didnt recognize you. Lots of students and all that.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

im extremely ugly, it's definitely not that.

 

[speculawyer]

He's got a lot of students and he doesn't know all their names. He felt awkward because he doesn't know you.

 

[SMT]

I don't greet my professors right out of bathroom stalls, maybe when they exit the bathroom yes, but directly out of the stall? He didn't even take the time to wash his hands yet.

He might have been embarrassed that you were either:

A. Smelling his shit
B. Listening to the sound of his piss and accordingly estimating his penis size
C. You have some weird smelling shit fetish and homing in on him
D. Listening to him masturbate

 

[Deleted member 81567]

he knows me. i know it. he calls my last name passionately.

 

[weekend_warrior]

You broke one of the cardinal rules of bathroom etiquette. Never talk to anyone and avoid eye contact.

 

[Horse Detective]

The only rational conclusion is that he had a disappointing shit, and thought you were mocking him.

You should have said, "I hope everything works out next time."

 

[SapientWolf]

No eye contact inside the bathroom. It's a man rule.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

well i guess im not a "man"."

 

[Karsticles]

Some people don't think the bathroom is a place for conversation. I am one of those people. I do not think you are screwed, but you ought to act as though it never happened. I once had a coworker who must have thought the bathroom was a picnic table for us to hang out at or something, because he never shut up. He was also my boss, so I tolerated it.

 

[trollcity]

it doesn't matter

 

[Horse Detective]

it doesn't matter

It does.

Every time his professor sees his face, he will remember this encounter.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

i kinda liked him alot. I hope our relationship is fine.

 

[Korey]

Do you not know restroom etiquette?

No talking. Not saying that was his problem, but yea.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

i just wanted to be very friendly.

 

[Jintor]

You don't goddamn chat in bathrooms

 

[Horse Detective]

i just wanted to be very friendly.

Have you considered apologizing?

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I feel like I wanna cry. I'm sorry.

 

[East Lake]

In a month you won't see him much more anyway.

 

[weekend_warrior]

he knows me. i know it. he calls my last name passionately.

i kinda liked him alot. I hope our relationship is fine.

i just wanted to be very friendly.

wtf...

 

[squidyj]

seriously though, there's no talking in the men's washroom. It's sacrosanct.

 

[Rocket Punch]

lol

 

[SapientWolf]

wtf...

Looks like the OP's plan to get a blumpkin failed.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I know him for 2 semesters now, he knows me.

 

[RumblingRosco]

I don't greet my professors right out of bathroom stalls, maybe when they exit the bathroom yes, but directly out of the stall? He didn't even take the time to wash his hands yet.

He might have been embarrassed that you were either:

A. Smelling his shit
B. Listening to the sound of his piss and accordingly estimating his penis size
C. You have some weird smelling shit fetish and homing in on him
D. Listening to him masturbate

Shit I thought I was the only one that did that.

 

[FairyD]

Maybe you just weirded him out.

 

[Deleted member 81567]

I said hi? Maybe it was my appearance.

 

[Horse Detective]

I don't greet my professors right out of bathroom stalls, maybe when they exit the bathroom yes, but directly out of the stall? He didn't even take the time to wash his hands yet.

He might have been embarrassed that you were either:

A. Smelling his shit
B. Listening to the sound of his piss and accordingly estimating his penis size
C. You have some weird smelling shit fetish and homing in on him
D. Listening to him masturbate

Crying.

 

[PigSpeakers]

A lot of my professors in college were super awkward if I said anything to them outside of class. I did my best to just not say anything to them.

 

[JohnnyPhatsaqs]

I said hi? Maybe it was my appearance.

Who fucking cares? A dude wasn't friendly enough to you in a public restroom after he just finished taking a shit? I'm thinking he isn't the one with a problem here.

 

[Horse Detective]

A lot of my professors in college were super awkward if I said anything to them outside of class. I did my best to just not say anything to them.

I had this teacher that did not like me for what ever reason. He made a point to embarrass me in front of people. He was the only person I knew that ever did this to me.

Outside of class, he would sometimes call me "buddy" though. Not sure why, when he was aware of how he made me feel. (I told him multiple times.)

He died a few months ago though, so he never had a chance to apologize.

 

[Yobalt]

Shit I thought I was the only one that did that.

How does one even do that? Seems like a waste of time...

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

This thread + the auction thread = I have to sleep.

 

[Sadsic]

I don't greet my professors right out of bathroom stalls, maybe when they exit the bathroom yes, but directly out of the stall? He didn't even take the time to wash his hands yet.

He might have been embarrassed that you were either:

A. Smelling his shit
B. Listening to the sound of his piss and accordingly estimating his penis size
C. You have some weird smelling shit fetish and homing in on him
D. Listening to him masturbate

Great post or Greatest post?

 

[MrPink93485]

Most of the time if I see my professors outside of class, I just give them a slight nod to acknowledge I know them and pretty much my sign of saying 'Hello.'

 

[ClassyPenguin]

B. Listening to the sound of his piss and accordingly estimating his penis size

wut?

 

[Horse Detective]

nvm lol

 

[Mr. B]

You were talking to him in the bathroom and he probably didn't know you existed before that moment.

 

[DoctorButt]

he probably thought you were waiting there specifically for him

now he thinks you're into him and every interaction from here on out you have with him will be awkward

the only way to resolve this is to make sweet love to his anus by the fireplace