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Dog Semen Could kill you!!!
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Broder Salsa
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After getting fucked by a dog I would probably want to die anyway.
Escape Goat
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Vagabundo said:
You're now tagged by the FBI.
Escape Goat
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Vagabundo said:
bugger that!
Sickboy007
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ugh
Oh, good point, maybe. I don't struggle to get consent so I'm not entirely surebesiktas1 said:
Wiki will hook you up.
Anyone ever been to beastforum?
If you think the story in the OP is bad imagine people who normalise having sex with their pets
This is the how to have sex with your dog guide for women from their zoo section
If you think the story in the OP is bad imagine people who normalise having sex with their pets
This is the how to have sex with your dog guide for women from their zoo section
Frequently Asked Questions
Q. Is it true that a dog is very clean, and you don't have to worry about getting an std or infection?
A. Yes, dogs' genitals are very clean. And there are no diseases that are common to both dogs and humans, so none can be transmitted. The only way you could get an std is if your dog had intercourse with an infected human, and then immediately had intercourse with you. Solution: don't share your dog, and don't let him hang out in bars, picking up strange women.
Q. I have had 2 children so the knot should not be a problem as far as size is concerned. I have heard a black lab would be around 5 to 6 inches long, is that right?
A. Dogs are like men. They come in all sizes. 6 inches in length is about average for a lab. That is measured from the front of the knot to the tip, so you may have to accommodate 8 or 9 inches altogether. For most women that is not a problem, but is enjoyable. His knot will be about like a tennis ball, if he is average in size. You should feel pleasantly stretched just inside the entrance of your vagina, about where your g-spot is located. Many women say that knots and g-spots are made for each other.
Q. I should be prepared for a tie in case it happens. If it happens, he must ejaculate more semen in you because he is in you 10 to 20 minutes rather than 3 to 5 minutes, right?
A. Yes, when he ties he will ejaculate more semen into you for the reasons you stated. Once in you, he will ejaculate until he withdraws. You will feel the hot spurts. Although he fills you up with it, it will leak out around his penis so there won't be any discomfort.
Q. The how-to mentions a "large quantity of semen, and it is quite "hot". Would this be like a 1/2 cup or how much is usual? Is it uncomfortable at all because it is hot?
A. About a quarter cup is normal, sometimes more, depending on the dog. It is noticeably hot to you because a dog's body temperature is higher than a humans. It's not uncomfortable, just erotically noticeable
Q. Will I feel pressure in me until he pulls out due to the large quantity?
A. A. You will feel the hot spurts. Although he fills you up with it, it will leak out around his penis so there won't be any discomfort.
Q. Should I expect his semen to drain out quickly or generally how long does it take for it all to be absorbed and drained?
A. Since his semen is thinner than a man's, it will gush out when he withdraws.Although you will be wet afterwards, it should go away as fast as a man's, so just take a bath and it won't be noticeable at all. Because it leaks out during intercourse, and then gushes out at withdrawal, you need a towel or other cloth to catch it and not wet the floor. Easier to clean up.
Q. Unfortunately for me my husband would feel threatened if I asked for his help (maybe later I can convince him) and I have no girl friend interested (or said not and it is not something you can ask anyone) so I would have to do it alone. I am a housewife so time alone during the day is not a problem. Anything else you can add for doing it alone?
A. As far as your hubby, he may not be as threatened as you think. A
lot of men have the secret desire to see their wife have intercourse with other men, or dogs, etc. One suggestion is this: when hubby comes home one day and during pillow talk, tell him that the dog was sniffing around that day, and put his nose in your crotch. That the dog was persistent about it, and then tried to mount your leg while you were sitting down. You can judge by his reaction how to proceed. If he says that you should have taken off your panties for the dog, you'll know you're home free. If he says yuck! you can react that way. It's a way to judge his feelings without committing yourself.
Q. How should I expect to feel mentally and physically after the first time and do those feelings change after more times?
A. You may feel a little kinky after the first time, but that's ok.The kink adds to the mental
excitement. Physically you should feel like you have just had wonderful sex. I don't know if the feelings change much. Most ladies are just as turned on after years of dogsex as they were at first, and they still love it.
Q. Is it suggested that lube be used or does nature take care of this?
A. Your natural lubrication should be enough, and more. Besides, the dog will begin spurting pre-ejaculate fluid as soon as he begins to try to mount. I've never heard of a woman who got this far and needed artificial lubricant.
Q. What is the most dangerous thing for me in this case and how should I guard against it?
The most dangerous thing is the panic, as discussed above. Just relax, and don't try to pull him out of you once he's in and swollen to full size. Enjoy. After all, that's what you wanted, anyway.
Q. The how-to is right when it says we tell our dog not to jump up and on people. If we do have a relationship how do I handle things when other people are around and he shows unique interest in me?
A. Do it with your dog only in the same room (bedroom, for example) and under similar conditions every time. Example: Only let him have you when you're completely naked. Scold
him if he approaches you under any other circumstances. Dogs are very intelligent, and he will learn when it's all right to approach you. Another trigger is when you put the socks on his
forelegs. That's a sure sign to him that he's about to get some wonderful sex. Our first dog was so intelligent that he would go to the laundry hamper and get any old sock he could find, and bring it to my wife, hoping that she would let him, I suppose. Of course she did, most of the time.
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Broder Salsa
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Dabanton said:
GasProblem
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Dabanton said:
Holy shit. Holy effin' shit. That forum. Wow.
I think I need a shower now.
plasticpassion
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CornBurrito
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No. NO NO NONONONONONO. No........
There is no way this is true.
MWS Natural
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Dabanton said:
WTF...a knot? Dogs have knots the size of tennis balls in there dicks??
freenudemacusers
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I'm sure the sheer number of results were overwhelming.Vagabundo said:
Same with this knot thing... do dogs go... ahem... balls deep?
edit: awesome I just GIS'd dog erection. time to close the internet for the day.
OrangeGrayBlue
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Just think, gaf, there are dogs who have gotten laid more than you. 
industrian
will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
MWS Natural said:
I had to look it up on Urban Dictionary. The knot is at the base of the dick apparently.
freenudemacusers
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A quarter cup of semen. Impressive.
Seraphinianus
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ajim said:
well, only dogs have ears sensitive enough to hear their orgasms so....
OrangeGrayBlue
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ajim said:
It's hard to compete with that raw animal magnetism.
Seraphinianus
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the most shocking part for me is that you can be allergic to dog semen.
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Dabanton said:
For Beasty-GAF:
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Dabanton said:
"Dabanton shut up. I want you to stop"
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