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[SkyTurnsRed]

/dying

Oh my god. This cannot be real. I laughed at work.

 

[ShogunDarius]

Xboxone dew and doritos.

http://majornelson.com/2013/06/13/win-a-special-mountain-dew-doritos-xbox-one-promotional-package/

Does it come with a signed photo of Geoff Keighley?

 

[Dead Prince]

they aren't a sponsor but set up a partnership with them. basically if anything goes wrong it's dewritos fault.

with this said.

Sony needs to partner back up with subway/taco bell. those were EASY contest.

 

[BudokaiMR2]

I know I shouldn't say this....but there are very few companies that I just wish would gloriously meltdown into obscurity and MS is one of them.

The first personal computer--as in MINE not family use-- bought for me at 15 came loaded with brand spanking turn of the millennium Windows ME.

So my hate runs deep.

Spoiler

I love me some damn doritos and dew thonomnomnomnom <3

 

[FlyFaster]

no way this is real... is it?

lmfao

 

[SeanR1221]

This legit makes me embarrassed to have any association with gaming.

 

[ponpo]

Xbox Dewritos consomme.

 

[sixteen-bit]

I have one of those green Mountain Dew LE Xboxes.

 

[Seance]

This legit makes me embarrassed to have any association with gaming.

Spoiler

I promise I will never avatar quote you again

 

[Gen X]

can I share the chips

Only with people you have been friends with for 30 days or more.

And family.

But no more than 10.

*edit* Beaten!

* Only after you friend or make them your family in the last 30 days before chips sharing.

 

[SeanR1221]

Spoiler

I promise I will never avatar quote you again

With this whole MS fuckup my avatar seems more appropriate than ever.

 

[Gurrry]

I know this was a Sony patent.. but I have a feeling MS is setting us up for the same thing.

DORITOS!!! DEW!!!! MCDONALDS!!!!

 

[Ocelott]

Oh Sweet Billy

 

[DenogginizerOS]

Xbox One is to Doritos and Dew as PS4 is to______________.

 

[Satchel]

I'm really trying to figure out why this stuff bothers you all so much. Some of you take first world problems to a whole new frightening level.

 

[shink]

Xbox One is to Doritos and Dew as PS4 is to______________.

BEST BRAND SODA

 

[DragonSworne]

You will need a 24 hour bathroom check-in to continue eating. - DRM (dookie rights management)

 

[Dynamite Shikoku]

I know this was a Sony patent.. but I have a feeling MS is setting us up for the same thing.

DORITOS!!! DEW!!!! MCDONALDS!!!!

I laugh every time I see this. I love how he stands up and raises his hands in the air to do it.

 

[AngelsDontBurn]

COLLECTOR ITEMS!

 

[ShroudOfFate]

Holy shit :lol

 

[BibiMaghoo]

You couldn't make this shit up, seriously.

 

[SamuraiX-]

This is just... I can't....

I just can't.....

 

[Stealth_Cobra]

Link for the same without the snarky sunglasses.
http://s11.postimg.org/dc60uee5v/Jump_In.jpg

 

[Stealth_Cobra]

Man, i'm almost tempted to ask for updates... Getting my inbox polluted by Xbox Dew Doritos ads is the best...

http://www.dewanddoritos.com/

 

[Pillville]

Anyone else notice comments in the article? These have to be fake, right?


Just a couple examples:

I am incredibly stoked about the improvements with kinect and how smoothly it now operates.I look forward to the new cool updated dashboard.The games i most avidly want to play are Ryse and Quantum Break.

I'm excited for Battlefield and Watch Dogs at release, and later on Titanfall and Project Spark.
I like how Sony is lying to the masses about it's used game policy that is literally the same as microsofts -_-

I'm looking forward to the second generation of XBox One titles. Once developers "have their feet wet" we will see use combinations of all those components for an incredibly engaging and addictive experience.

Games? i'm more excited about the kinect-ability features and the other console controls!

 

[Barack Lesnar]

DAT BAG ART

 

[atomic moth]

They're just trying to piss all of you off at this point. They know they're going to sell millions and they're going to rub it into your faces.

Fuck them.

 

[Diablo Rosso]

Anyone else notice comments in the article? These have to be fake, right?


Just a couple examples:

You'd be surprised at what idiots say.

 

[GFEric]

This only seems so weird and unseemly after the Halo 4 Doritosgate crap happened. Microsoft has actually teamed up with Doritos and Mountain Dew a lot in the past (the every 10 minutes Xbox 360 giveaway when the 360 launched, Halo branded game fuel, there was a Dew and Doritos Halo Reach promotions, etc.). It sort of makes disgusting sense that they'll keep doing it. That is what CallaDuty bros eat, after all.

 

[DyTonic]

This is so fucking American lol

 

[Ban Puncher]

"You too can be as HUEG as an Xbox!"

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

Doritos and Mountain Dew are HUGE brands among the 18-30 contingent that MS marketed to quite a bit with the 360.

There is an obesity joke in there some where but ill refrain from making it.


Guess the british equivlent would be kebabs and beer...or something.

 

[Tylahedras]

This is so fucking American lol

I don't know where you live, but the NSA does, and Team America is on the way to kick you in the balls and shove Doritos down your throat. (You don't want to know where the Mountain Dew bottle is going to go.)

Then you will be ONE OF US. ONE OF US.

 

[Forceatowulf]

This partnership just makes too much sense. It's amazing it took this long for them to finally stop jiggling each others balls and just fuck already.

 

[kick51]

Anyone else notice comments in the article? These have to be fake, right?


Just a couple examples:

You'd be surprised at what idiots say.

The grammar and phrasing is too perfect and on point. Definitely fake comments lol

 

[POWERSPHERE]

This is what Microsoft think you are. A junk food eating idiot.

 

[kick51]

This is what Microsoft think you are. A junk food eating idiot.

yup. All the obfuscation about DRM that serves nobody but themselves and publishers. All the non-sense rambling about the power of the cloud. TV achievements. Heavy emphasis on sports in the TV overlay. And now a doritos+mountain dew team up.

It's clear what happened here.

 

[pikablu]

With kinect now they can add achivements like:

- 6 Pack Dew drank.
- 10 Doritos bags eaten.

haha oh man. I licherally just bursted out laughing.

Someone should update with new packaging.

edit: It's been done!

 

[Crayons]

Oh god this is so disgusting. People actually consume those vile "chips" and "soda"? And Microsoft seeks this demographic by putting those 2 things EVERYWHERE?

 

[Scoot2005]

Holy fuck..... Drink Mountain Dew and live on Dorito's while you talk to your XBONE not moving a muscle..... Diabetes anyone?

 

[CronoShot]

Sadly, I drank more Mountain Dew than I would care to admit trying to get a free 360 at launch.

 

[Shtof]

If that is not photoshopped I have no words.

 

[BizzyBum]

at least the designs are pretty slick

 

[ThoughtsOfSpeaking]

This is what Microsoft think you are. A junk food eating idiot.

 

[UntoldDreams]

Wait wait... They are missing something.

The gratuitous panty shots from some Dead or Alive Fight Dolls. How could they have missed this part of the equation?

Oh oh I get it! Its for TWEENS. Before they garner much interest in such things.

Marketed to 10-12 year olds.

 

[graboids]

Looking forward to the Xbone Doritos Locos Tacos...

 

[Red Chocobo]

"Hey, kids. How would you like a shitty console AND be obese!"

'Murica

 

[Mushroomer25]

I want to win one of these just as a modern art piece. It's like a commentary on the state of gaming in 2013. That you can drink.

 

[Outtrigger888]

Have your soul raped and your body filled with poison - The Xbone Experience

 

[careless mango]

It took a while but now the pope is finally here.