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[Baraka in the White House]

Get harder.

 

[Blue Lou]

They're gross

They're scrumdiddlyumptious, second only to Brannigan's Roast Beef and Mustard.

 

[Galava]

Are you actually puting the doritos in your mouth before breaking them? Just bite it to make it smaller gosh.

 

[themagicalkitsune]

Did you get your tag from this thread?

 

[Langdon Alger]

But that's really not the roof of your mouth, it's the ceiling.

 

[Number45]

What? It's quite common in the US to do this to Doritos/Dew. It's called "Double D Soup"!!!

Never seen or heard of it until this thread. Never want to see or hear of it again!

 

[dity]

Get harder.

Strengthen the mouth with Doritos

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Never seen or heard of it until this thread. Never want to see or hear of it again!

Next, you're going to tell me you haven't heard of clapping at dinner!!

 

[Number45]

Next, you're going to tell me you haven't heard of clapping at dinner!!

Only in so far as I've seen a thread about it on GAF. I learn everything outside of my own personal bubble from GAF.

 

[Nosgotham]

It ain't Captain Crunch.

Holy crap, this. I can't eat the stuff

Please tell me nobody has actually done this.

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You've never Had double D soup? It's super common in here in America

 

[Mistake]

It ain't Captain Crunch.

I don't have this problem too much anymore. Whether it was the blood of my mouth mixing with the cereal, or they changed the recipe, I don't know, either way I miss the old stuff since it doesn't taste the same.

 

[rrvv]

Please tell me nobody has actually done this.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7hZfoqsskM

 

[mf.luder]

Perhaps you should prepare your Doritos like so. Plus, you get two tasty dishes out of it!

Are you fucking kidding me? A two day process and the main ingredient is Doritos? Pffffft.

 

[GavinGT]

If it's a problem, you can probably survive without Doritos.

Has anyone ever tried this? Please report back.

 

[Number45]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7hZfoqsskM

Not a chance I'm going to watch whatever this is. Those images alone are enough to turn my stomach...

 

[PHOENIXZERO]

I usually suck on them for a few seconds so they soften.

 

[PeskyToaster]

this moist guy would never make it in the Salty Spitoon, right fellas?

 

[redlegs87]

I never had that issue with doritos when I use to eat them. Now Captain Crunch Berry cereal murdered my mouth.

 

[Subpar Scrub]

I have this exact problem OP. Now I just blend my Doritos 1 part Doritos 2 parts water and use an IV. It's perfect.

 

[Halcyon]

Step up to:

It's essentially the same salty fix, but you'll look like a cultured adult instead of a disgusting cheesy-fingered manchild.

 

[Skellig Gra]

Which flavor are we talking?

 

[PandaShake]

sounds like pussy mouth syndrome

 

[Sullichin]

Doritos give me canker sores and if I eat too much they actually make me throw up. I'm gonna go ahead and say they're made of poison

 

[sixteen-bit]

mash them in the bag first then slurp the crumbs

 

[John Kowalski]

chips are the worst, they get stuck in your teeth in all the worst places and you always have to brush afterwards

 

[NimbusD]

stop eating dirrotos fuck

Well that's the problem. You're eating dirrotos, not doritos.