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[Moofers]

I was browsing Facebook and an ad for this beauty popped up:

Poor timing this week, really. But it got me thinking, what are some great nominations for doucheiest t-shirts? Let's have some fun with this one. If I don't see Affliction pop up on the first page I'll be disappointed

 

[Quick]

Everything Tapout and Affliction.

 

[Dennis]

Any man should be proud to wear this and make those words his motto.

 

[MattyG]

I'd hate to meet the person who wears that one.

 

[freenudemacusers]

http://neogaf.spreadshirt.com

 

[Sajjaja]

Take no prisoners, take no shit

 

[Scavenger]

Anyone who wears this is dead to me

 

[L33T]

.

 

[HIGH DEF JEFF]

Everything Tapout and Affliction.

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Skulls, Roses and Sayings

 

[Slayven]

 

[freenudemacusers]

this is the first time i've ever seen this shirt on a person

edit: the fit isn't too bad, maybe i'll wear this to evo.

 

[triplestation]

 

[notworksafe]

 

[Amalthea]

Take no prisoners, take no shit

Should be:

Take prisoners, take shit. Open a a shit prison.

 

[bjork]

I have a t-shirt that's got Dog the Bounty Hunter with Jesus behind him. Pretty dope brah

 

[Jarrod38]

Those crappy dragon shirts I see people wearing.

 

[Strangelove77]

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Wow. That's terrible. Like, really bad. Advent Children Cloud looks so fucking dumb.

Oh, and the tshirt is terrible as well.

 

[WadiumArcadium]

 

[PillarEN]

http://neogaf.spreadshirt.com

"Smartasshole". Haha. I like that one. It's a sense of GAF during a more carefree time. I mean those shirts are all like 3 years old at this point no?

Then there is stuff like this which is even better when worn by someone who should definitely not be wearing it.

 

[Slayven]

 

[Tarkus]

T-shirts with V-necks on guys. Yeah I said it.

 

[Coolluck]

Anyone who wears this is dead to me

I knew a lot of people who wore shirts like these around 10 years ago. I didn't realize it was so reviled.

 

[Dai101]

 

[freenudemacusers]

I knew a lot of people who wore shirts like these around 10 years ago. I didn't realize it was so reviled.

I can't find a medium, only small, large or xl. tragic.

 

[OSHAN]

My mom hates this shirt.

 

[Transistor]

T-shirts with V-necks on guys. Yeah I said it.

V-necks are amazing, what's wrong with you

Any shirt with this kind of v-neck:

OK, that is douchey. But theres nothing wrong with a subtle v

 

[Rad-]

Any shirt with this kind of v-neck:

 

[banefirelord]

 

[GavinGT]

Any shirt with this kind of v-neck:

This guy looks like a douche from the future.

 

[Boogie9IGN]

I've always had a particular distaste for Ed Hardy/Tapout/Affliction, as only asshole guidos or douchey 50-year-old divorcees wear them

 

[starchild excalibur]

For me it's any shirt with just some sarcastic or quippy piece of text on it. That's not a fucking design, its just text.

Those or cringey video game themed t-shirts.

Anyone who wears this is dead to me

I had an anime shirt like this back in freshman/sophomore year of high school about 12 years ago. Shit was comfy and I loved it, haha.

 

[SomedayTheFire]

ah now.

 

[Transhuman]

I have a t-shirt that's got Dog the Bounty Hunter with Jesus behind him. Pretty dope brah

I can see that as the paintjob on a van.

 

[Rad-]

I've always had a particular distaste for Ed Hardy/Tapout/Affliction, as only asshole guidos or douchey 50-year-old divorcees wear them

I would wear that one. :/ I like the color.

 

[GavinGT]

I would wear that one. :/ I like the color.

You can never quit wearing it. It would go against your credo.

 

[HORRORSHØW]

Any shirt with this kind of v-neck:

 

[ThisGuy]

*snip*

Hah!

I'm guilty of wearing v-neck shirts. You can get 5 or so for around 12 dollars, in multiple colors.

 

[acheron_xl]

Any Remetee shirt. Ryan Braun is no Ed Hardy.

 

[Ushay]

Wahay!

 

[Rad-]

 

[Antiwhippy]

Those shirts with photos of naked women.

 

[freenudemacusers]

the OG

 

[WadiumArcadium]

Do you get a discount seeing it's technically only half a shirt?

 

[Poyunch]

Saw this shirt on campus once and at Target. I no doubt would hate the type of person who would willfully wear this.

 

[Darksol]

Any shirt worn by people who frequent the gym.

 

[Vorheez]

Any shirt worn by people who frequent the gym.

Nice generalization bro

 

[Baraka in the White House]

I don't know the name of the brand but it's like a fox/coyote with stylized flames on it and seems to be almost exclusively worn by complete tools.

 

[bootsthecat]

Anything Ed Hardy mostly. Fortunately it seems the trend is over, as I hardly ever see anyone wearing them anymore. Thank you, fashion police.

 

[Deleted member 10571]

omg lol

This guy looks like a douche from the future.

And yet you (presumably) expect women to wear stuff like this

 

[lethial]

I don't know the name of the brand but it's like a fox/coyote with stylized flames on it and seems to be almost exclusively worn by complete tools.

Fox racing maybe.

If anybody is young enough to remember "no fear" shirts, those were pretty douchy in the 90s.