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Dr. Disrespect is comedy gold (Escape from Tarkov).
- Thread starter Croatoan
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SpartanN92
Banned
I like Dr. Disrespect. He cracks me up.
TheStruggler
Report me for trolling ND/TLoU2 threads
Dr. Disrespectmywife is well just not that entertaining. Only thing that would have been is if his wife took him for a ride and uploaded that shit.
GenericUser
Member
No, he is not.
gunslikewhoa
Member
EFT is fucking incredible.
Digity
Member
Loading in for an Interchange run right now.
The Bloody-Nine
Member
This thread reminded me that I bought this shit over a year and a half ago. Never even played it. I'm downloading it now and I'm going to actually play it out of general principal.
MrS
Banned
Yes, he is.
Croatoan
They/Them A-10 Warthog
Get this guy out of the arena.
Also, let he who is without sin cast the first stone... fuckers
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A Most Virtuous Cat
Banned
One of the, if not the, best streamers atm.
GymWolf
Gold Member
GymWolf
Gold Member
Cohh is great cmon.
Hestar69
Member
No it wasn't faked the shooter used a BB gun not a real gun though https://www.dexerto.com/entertainment/dr-disrespect-house-shooter-used-bb-gun-authorities-say-162969
Kadayi
Banned
Yeah, It wasn't a fake. Still doesn't stop Letter Poster Drivebys like Enjay posting the same BS up whenever Doc gets mentioned in a thread because apparently his success offends them something fierce it seems
As for EFT. Watched a few Streams. Seems pretty intense for sure.
Stuart360
Member
Shroud is a weird one. He's a real nice guy, with a cool sounding voice lol, but he has zero charisma, and hardly ever responds to chat, or talk to them. I'm surprised he's as big as he is.
Same with Cohh, great guy, but zero charisma.
I do like Doc though, and his production levels are second to none.
The Bloody-Nine
Member
I tried playing this today. Woods map. Spawned, walked around for 4 mins and 50 seconds, didn't see a soul, so quit. I guess I'm missing something.
Filth
Member
I have the game. I played the game. I dont understand the game. Two different modes. One to get items. One with npcs mixed with real people. I seriously dont understand it.
gunslikewhoa
Member
They're both the same mode. You choose to play one of two roles, scav (scavenger) or your main. You can earn loot for your main character playing either role. With scavs, you start a raid with minimal random gear. If you survive, you keep what you've found. If you die, you lose nothing. With your main, you play with gear from your stash that you've earned. Again, you keep what you find if you escape. If you die, you lose everything. You can only earn xp while playing your main.
Also check the quests from the vendors. There's a TON of content here.
This series will get you up to speed quickly:
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Stuart360
Member
Its basically a more indepth version of the Dark Zones from the Division. Its all about risk and reward. You go in and try to find loot and make your way to the extraction points, but do you do that early on when you get a cool gun, or wait and search more but meaning there is more chance you will be killed and lose the lot etc.
I played it for a month a year or two ago, and it can be incredibly tense, probably the most tense game i ever played, but its certainly NOT for everyone, and its set up ridiculously if you are a new player, basically zero guidance.
GHG
Gold Member
Get in, get loot from the map and other players, get out one of your extraction points.
The overall aim is to get better and better loot over time and increase your standing with the npc traders via trades and/or completing quests for them.
If you fail in your escape from the map you lose everything, and that's where the tension comes in.
As jackfrags friend in the video below said, "one does not simply play Tarkov" :
Patrick S.
Banned
Dunno if it's inappropriate here, but I've got a spare Tarkov key up for trade for another game. "Control" would be awesome.
The Bloody-Nine
Member
Thanks all. Are many people still playing the game? Like I said, I couldn't find anyone and it took ages for the game to begin.
lame gag1990
Member
If those clips are comedy gold, I must not have a sense of humour.
Flintty
Member
I was surprised to see his face on advertising boards in my local GAME over Xmas (I know, evil shop but I was looking for gift inspiration). I didn’t realise he was that big in UK.
GHG
Gold Member
The game begins the moment you join the server. There is no real start and end time like there is in battle royale games. Just figure out your extraction points, explore the map, find cool shit and kill whatever stands between you and the exit (if you can).
The servers have been a bit unstable in the last few days though due to the high influx of new players.
It's looking like this will be the big new hot multiplayer game of 2020.
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MiyazakiHatesKojima
Banned
Tesseract would've loved this thread
gunslikewhoa
Member
It's busier than ever right now. Not seeing anyone for five minutes is nothing, btw. It's not that kind of game.
Digity
Member
For real? The servers are overloaded right now cause so many new people are joining.
The Bloody-Nine
Member
As I said above, it took around 6 minutes for the game to begin and then I spent 5 minutes walking around the woods without seeing a single player. But I have zero experience with this game so apparently this is normal.
Heimdall_Xtreme
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Digity
Member
Give me a straight up BR with EFT mechanics and I'm down like syndrome.
Hestar69
Member
Yeah, It wasn't a fake. Still doesn't stop Letter Poster Drivebys like Enjay posting the same BS up whenever Doc gets mentioned in a thread because apparently his success offends them something fierce it seems
Yeah,I get it..His stick may rub people the wrong way,especially with how he always "deletes" a game and the next day he's back on it complaining,lol.
As for EFT. Watched a few Streams. Seems pretty intense for sure.
I haven't played EOT but it looks great and BR have gotten stale
-Fortnite is a building simulator with bloom RNG that's god awful
-PUBG they don't even try anymore with this game
-Apex legends First month everyone was playing this. Now, you don't hear anything about it, except a cringey video at the video games award show
Heimdall_Xtreme
Banned
EOT It's great, it's more tactical and the weaponry as well as the customization of the weapons is immense and the reload is realistic.
You can also "feel" the wounds of the body is more realistic, you can walk slowly if you are shot in the leg, coughing blood if you are shot in the chest or hallucinations or neurological alterations if you have serious head injuries
It really is a simulation of tactical operations.
Fornite instead is a piece of shit that creates "Walls out of nothing" with mediocre weaponry and an unfair scoring system.
Bathtub Fart
Banned
Been playing this non-stop for a year. It's the best out there. Can't stop.
Croatoan
They/Them A-10 Warthog
Believe me in this game it's better to get your loot and get out without seeing anyone because if you do you better hope you brought the right stuff for a fight. Tarkov is tense and brutal.