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Dude cums in co-workers water... twice.

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Maklershed said:
What I wanna know is, who thinks "This is the second time I've been sick in 4 months. It must be the water from my water bottle. I'm gonna get it tested for semen."?
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This.

Also, was his blow clear or something? How the fuck do you not see cum in a water bottle? I'm yet to see a water bottle where the plastic isn't transparent.

Also, like everyone else said, since when did swallowing semen make chicks sick?
 
DonMigs85 said:
Wait, how did they know it was HIS semen? Did they test every male in the office?
EDIT: Oops, Persona asked the same thing
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It was a sting operation.
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He had to give a blowjob to every guy in the office.
 
Salazar said:
This is a grotesquely misleading phrase. Semen-contaminated water bottle. Not semen-filled.

I mean, god fucking damn. Semen-filled.
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yeah i remember these movies...
:D
 
2 Minutes Turkish said:
This.

Also, was his blow clear or something? How the fuck do you not see cum in a water bottle? I'm yet to see a water bottle where the plastic isn't transparent.
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2 Minutes Turkish said:
Also, like everyone else said, since when did swallowing semen make chicks sick?
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Could just be the surprise taste/texture that immediately set her off.
 
siddx said:
Why would it make her sick?
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The whole thing sounds...odd.

A) I doubt you'd even notice it if the bottle wasn't transparant. Seems like it would be too diluted.
B) It almost certainly wouldn't make you sick.
C) How would you know it was him.

Story sounds fishy.
 
i rember a storie about a Shoarma/ Kebab establishment where (after research) they found the semen of seven different men in the garlic sauce........
 
ArjanN said:
The whole thing sounds...odd.

A) I doubt you'd even notice it if the bottle wasn't transparant. Seems like it would be too diluted.
B) It almost certainly wouldn't make you sick.
C) How would you know it was him.

Story sounds fishy.
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She's a pulp detective.
 
I am going to ejaculate into a bottle of water later tonight and have a sip and see how noticeable it is.

No, I'm not really going to do this.
 
Kinitari said:
I don't see the appeal in tricking someone into drinking your spunk.

Also, HOW DID SHE NOT NOTICE WHITE FLOATING JIZZ ALL UP IN HER WATER BOTTLE?! THAT SHIT WAS PROBABLY STICKING TO HER TEETH GODDAMN.
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:lol
 
Had a similiar situation at my last job. There was an asshole I worked with who creeped out this one girl by making weird sexual comments all the time. She complained to the boss, who basically screwed at the dude. One week later a package came through the delivery box address "To (girl's name here)." She opens it and it's a ring box. She opens the ring box.

Big old blob of spunk.

It was obvious who did it but there was no proof, and so the asshole just came into work as usual for the next few months, probably enjoying his time more than before as the girl had quit after the manager hadn't fired him as there was no proof.

Working with assholes pricks can blow sometimes.
 
Parts said:
Had a similiar situation at my last job. There was an asshole I worked with who creeped out this one girl by making weird sexual comments all the time. She complained to the boss, who basically screwed at the dude. One week later a package came through the delivery box address "To (girl's name here)." She opens it and it's a ring box. She opens the ring box.

Big old blob of spunk.

It was obvious who did it but there was no proof, and so the asshole just came into work as usual for the next few months, probably enjoying his time more than before as the girl had quit after the manager hadn't fired him as there was no proof.

Working with assholes pricks can blow sometimes.
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No proof? Didn't he just mail the proof right to her?
 
GrapeApes said:
No proof? Didn't he just mail the proof right to her?
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There was no way he would have agreed to a spunk test, or that my manager would have even cared enough to go through all that as he had the most hours out of everyone and was therefore most valuable. It sucks, but he got away completely. He's fat and miserable now though, judging from when I last saw him when I was in the area, so karmic justic I guess?
 
Jazzy Network said:
Who the fuck makes a comic based on masturbation?
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Read it, it's surprisingly good. I read it for the giggles(curiosity what can you do about it), but the main character actually redeems himself over the course of the manga.
 
Even if this dude had some watery cum, spunk is not water soluble, so it must have just been floating all around in her water. And if it wasn't visible, how could she not taste it at all? I don't know what cum tastes like, but I'm guessing it doesn't taste like water.
 
BS, who gets at most slightly ill twice in two months and gets tested for it? Who doesn't see a full blown load in their water? Who gets sick from consuming jizz unwittingly? How did he even perform this incredible feat unnoticed?

She sucked his dick, he didn't call, she got her revenge by doing this.
 
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