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Dude cums in co-workers water... twice.

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chicko1983 said:
but the puns are slightly on topic, where as the complaining about puns is off topic?
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no it's not off topic when it's about a mod trying to inform people that the puns are starting to go overboard and actions might be taken in the future it people don't exercise some self-control.

gotta be told somewhere
 
I'm drinking water right now and jerking it to porn at the same time. What if I came and I got thirsty at the same time and forget to wipe off?

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spindashing said:
I'm drinking water right now and jerking it to porn at the same time. What if I came and I got thirsty at the same time and forget to wipe off?

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sperm would swim round on your lip before they die and you'd wonder if you felt gay or incestuous?
 
I don't want to sound mean but I doubt this story for many many reasons.

1) How the fuck did he get charged with two counts of this? The story says the woman drank the contents of the first bottle of water when she got ill. This is the only time that she's gotten ill and sent off the bottle for testing. That should be one count.

2) How do they know it was this guy specifically? Is his DNA in the crime database or something?
 
RJNavarrete said:
My last two GFs loved doing it, so maybe this dude has some fucked up spunk.
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I'm not buying this story. If she ends up suing her employer or something crazy like that, then I call Scam! I can't even imagine someone with a semen allergy reacting like that when it is mixed with a bottle of water. Wouldn't the stomach acid make quick work of it? And even if it did her make her sick, two separate occasions months apart made her think about checking the water. I mean getting the bottle tested after the second time is a far leap. This woman must have the deductive powers of House AND Sherlock Holmes.
 
Grizzlyjin said:
I'm not buying this story. If she ends up suing her employer or something crazy like that, then I call Scam! I can't even imagine someone with a semen allergy reacting like that when it is mixed with a bottle of water. Wouldn't the stomach acid make quick work of it? And even if it did her make her sick, two separate occasions months apart made her think about checking the water. I mean getting the bottle tested after the second time is a far leap. This woman must have the deductive powers of House AND Sherlock Holmes.
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Nah, schizophrenia is a bitch.

Sooner or later though you're ranting will pay off.
 
Jazzy Network said:
Who the fuck makes a comic based on masturbation?
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It's actually one of my favorite mangas of all time. It starts out as "Fap Note" but by the end it's actually an incredibly deep character study.

Maklershed said:
What I wanna know is, who thinks "This is the second time I've been sick in 4 months. It must be the water from my water bottle. I'm gonna get it tested for semen."?
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This is what I was wondering. She must be pretty paranoid.
 
Kinitari said:
I don't see the appeal in tricking someone into drinking your spunk.

Also, HOW DID SHE NOT NOTICE WHITE FLOATING JIZZ ALL UP IN HER WATER BOTTLE?! THAT SHIT WAS PROBABLY STICKING TO HER TEETH GODDAMN.
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This, did he shake it up where it was impossible to see or what?
 
Always-honest said:
i rember a storie about a Shoarma/ Kebab establishment where (after research) they found the semen of seven different men in the garlic sauce........
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This is one of the most well-known urban myths in Holland. But rest assured... you can eat shoarma with garlick sauce where ever you want... the story is not true.
 
How is this considered assault and battery? Anyway, he was really stupid for doing that and he deserves what he got.
 
What happened to the traditional dog shit in the drawer? It was blatant and sent the message clearly....

People now a days, can't even properly harass and humiliate women anymore. SMFH....

/sarcasm

People shouldn't have to deal with this shit. I'd kick the next guys ass if I saw them doing that shit to a coworkers water, regardless of how they're trying to justify that shit...... >=[
 
JABEE said:
How is this considered assault and battery? Anyway, he was really stupid for doing that and he deserves what he got.
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No assault, just battery. Assault is threatening someone with battery; it usually happens right before a battery, but not always. Since she didn't know about it, she was never assaulted. Battery is "an unlawful application of force to the person of another resulting in either bodily injury or an offensive touching."
 
what if her crotch was feeling a little hot and she used the water to cool it off? She could have gotten preggers!!!
 
Zekes! said:
what if her crotch was feeling a little hot and she used the water to cool it off? She could of gotten preggers!!!
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I can't decide what's worse, your grammatical butchery or your joke.
 
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