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E3 2009 Ubisoft Conference Thread of Legend

Is this all Avatar is ever going to be? Just Cameron talking about it for eons, with no tangible product ever coming out of the project?
 
WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS SHIT HAVE TO DO WITH VIDEOGAMES YOU DICKHEAD! I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE SYNOPSIS OF YOUR FUCKING TITANIC SEQUEL! SHOW SOME GAMES!

Edit: Holy shit, this is evidence scullibundo is James Cameron. He's pissed with us for fucking the off-topic and taking his thread from him, and this is his revenge.
 
Whoa, he's totally spillin' the goods on AVATAR.
Keep going, my man.
 
It's like, he's pitching the movie to us.

But he's financing and directing it.

And this isn't really advertising anything.

Dude, you're a director - show, don't tell. You know this. Show us the game.
 
Okay Ubisoft, instead having 10% of your employees working on PS4 and 720 games, why not use them to make current gen games so you can show them off instead of this SHITTY FUCKING CONFERENCE
 
I love James Cameron like the visionary director god that he is, but he needs to remember that he's already pitched the movie. Get to the good stuff.
 
I thought the hair combing pajama party waggle game was destined to be the biggest joke of the day, but this game presentation without any games is making a good run for the title.
 
Spider from Mars said:
stop fucking around with French Canadians and work on the damn movie. This is a video game press conference, not a look at some shit thats not games conference.

They are not French Canadians, they are French (Mallat and Guillemot).
 
Cameron is saying things, but they aren't making any sense. Stop talking about the movie and just let us see it when it comes out.

Right now - show us the grafx!!!
 
DMczaf said:
can we make it to the 30 min mark without actual games being shown?!

Lets do it Ubi!

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OMG just show me something.
 
this is like listening to your kind-of-desperate uncle earnestly telling you about his latest get rich quick scheme
 
jesus christ,this was like my speech class final where that one person does a HUUUUUUUUUUGE report with 0 visual aids.Snoozefest :lol

. . .Okay this just topped Capcoms press for last year when all they talked about was the Lost Planet movie for most of the time.
 
Is there some law where you're not allowed to show the game while talking about it?

Nice story, i guess we dont have to see the movie anymore since he told us the whole thing.
 
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