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[Shy]

Does Jack even care that Max is in jail?

Probably not, he just cares Ronnie. (as usual)

Also what happened to Deni? I didn't see the previous episode.

Bobby took him out to the commons, because Deni told him (bobby) that he killed Lucy, Deni then "fell" down out there, Bobby went home, and called his mum, while everyone else went looking for Deni.

Ian and Phil went in the Landrover (Phil is driving while pissed) and were the ones that found him, while they were driving back, Ian and Deni started arguing because Deni was telling Ian some home truths about Bobby, Phil turned around turn tell them to shut up, and when he turns back he sees some road works which he tries to avoid and crashes the car.

And that's why Deni is in the hospital.

 

[MikeMyers]

Lmao. Getting schooled by Deni? Ian is Billy Mitchell-tier.

 

[Shy]

Lmao. Getting schooled by Deni? Ian is Billy Mitchell-tier.

LOL. That's a horrible thing to say, also a little mean.

 

[Memento Mori]

Are we putting spoiler tags on things now. ?

Did i miss the Kat and Alfie spin-off. ? or is that not a thing no more. ?

I think their return now is to set it up.

 

[Shy]

I think their return now is to set it up.

Ahhhhhhh. Coolio. Thanks

 

[Wax Free Vanilla]

Fixed.

They'll save

Spoiler

Alfie's brain tumour storyline

for Kat destruction part 20.

 

[Mr-Joker]

Yeah it was really fucking out of order, so he had a little wank while smoking a zuck, other EE actors have done worse.

They could of just left it at him threatening Vincent and walking away, Killing him off seems so vindictive.

Didn't they fire Lucy old actress because she got in trouble?

Does Jack even care that Max is in jail?

Considering that Jack is hanging around his crazy ex wife I am gonna say no, though I can't blame him, Ronnie is pretty hot.

They'll save

Spoiler

Alfie's brain tumour storyline

for Kat destruction part 20.

Oh yeah I forgot about that.

 

[Shy]

Didn't they fire Lucy old actress because she got in trouble?

I don't about that. Sorry.

My point wasn't tha they fired him (though to be honest, they shouldn't of, not for that anyway) it was that they went the extra mile to kill him off camera in a gruesome way, after they already had he him leave the square. It came across as (imo) very spiteful and vindictive.

Ronnie is pretty hot.

Yeah she is. Though i think i Roxie maybe hotter.

 

[MikeMyers]

Yes I think the old Lucy was fired because she would always show up late or something.

And yeah I think Roxy is hotter too. Less likely to kill you too.

 

[FortuneFaded]

And yeah I think Roxy is hotter too. Less likely to kill you too.

The idea that Ronnie could kill you at any moment would certainly make the sex less boring.

 

[Lashley]

fuck off

Ronnie is 1000x hotter than Roxy

 

[GRW810]

Ronnie is about as hot as a damp sponge. Nothing sexy about that character at all. Samantha Womack might be a babe in real life, I don't know, but Ronnie? No.

 

[Marvel]

Roxy's new hair made me notice the hotness. Gotdamn

 

[FortuneFaded]

I assume we are all discounting Dot for hotness so that it is a fair contest.

 

[GRW810]

Tanya is the GOAT of Eastenders female characters anyway.

 

[Lashley]

Ronnie is about as hot as a damp sponge. Nothing sexy about that character at all. Samantha Womack might be a babe in real life, I don't know, but Ronnie? No.

Wait, we're on about the characters? I'm talking about the actresses

Roxy's new hair made me notice the hotness. Gotdamn

Yeah, I'll admit it's made her 10x more hot

Tanya is the GOAT of Eastenders female characters anyway.

lol no, shes a babe but no

 

[MikeMyers]

The idea that Ronnie could kill you at any moment would certainly make the sex less boring.

She's also a competent babysitter if you got a kid. Just ask Kat about it.

 

[Shy]

Yes I think the old Lucy was fired because she would always show up late or something.

That's a shame, i preferred her to the final Lucy.

fuck off

Ronnie is 1000x hotter than Roxy

You sir, are in error.

Roxy's new hair made me notice the hotness. Gotdamn

I'd agree with that.

She's also a competent babysitter if you got a kid. Just ask Kat about it.

 

[MikeMyers]

Decided to google Samantha Womack:

Looks hotter than Ronnie, whose just so lifeless. Like, what does Ronnie even do in her spare time?

 

[Syder]

Like, what does Ronnie even do in her spare time?

What does anyone do in their spare time? No one on the Square has any aspirations. You're telling me a market stall wage is enough to afford housing in London? Wasn't it established on Shabnam's return that she has a degree? Yet she's happy to just work in a corner shop.

Wut.

 

[MattJon]

What does anyone do in their spare time? No one on the Square has any aspirations. You're telling me a market stall wage is enough to afford housing in London? Wasn't it established on Shabnam's return that she has a degree? Yet she's happy to just work in a corner shop.

Wut.

I think Shabnam had a job offer at a pharmacy a while back, but turned it down because she felt sorry for Denise or something at the time?

I've been watching EE again for a couple of years since my wife roped me back into it. Something that bothers me (but probably nobody else?) is the passage of time in the show. I'm sure there's been a whole weeks worth of episodes that in "EastEnders time" occur over one afternoon. The Boxing Day episode was still taking place on Christmas Day, for example. Has it always been like this?

 

[Quick Mustard]

I think Shabnam had a job offer at a pharmacy a while back, but turned it down because she felt sorry for Denise or something at the time?

I've been watching EE again for a couple of years since my wife roped me back into it. Something that bothers me (but probably nobody else?) is the passage of time in the show. I'm sure there's been a whole weeks worth of episodes that in "EastEnders time" occur over one afternoon. The Boxing Day episode was still taking place on Christmas Day, for example. Has it always been like this?

Yea, they sometimes base EE Days in a few episodes and then the next one after that will be the next day.
Its a bit weird but you get used to it after a while.

 

[paradox121]

Yea, they sometimes base EE Days in a few episodes and then the next one after that will be the next day.
Its a bit weird but you get used to it after a while.

I'm sure there's some EE super nerd out there who's actually figured out the passage of time. Because the thing that always sticks out to me is that obviously a lot of Friday episodes end in cliffhangers that then resolve in Monday episodes. Meaning a Monday episode should be Friday/Sat EE time.

So at some point the whole universe must be like days and then weeks behind real time. But then I guess they celebrate Christmas when we do. Maybe in the EE world their years are only like 200 days long.

 

[Vashetti]

I'm sure there's some EE super nerd out there who's actually figured out the passage of time. Because the thing that always sticks out to me is that obviously a lot of Friday episodes end in cliffhangers that then resolve in Monday episodes. Meaning a Monday episode should be Friday/Sat EE time.

So at some point the whole universe must be like days and then weeks behind real time. But then I guess they celebrate Christmas when we do. Maybe in the EE world their years are only like 200 days long.

Do you think someone out there has compiled every single episode?

Imagine a perfectly preserved collection of every single episode and how long it would take to watch.

 

[Memento Mori]

Like Drunk Phil could spell cirrhosis.

 

[Memento Mori]

Jack hitting on Mick and Honey in the same episode. He works quickly.

 

[Quick Mustard]

That was a hard scene to watch at the end, glad Shirley walked in.

And what the fuck, didnt Ian get arrested? He's just casually back home now? lol

 

[Venom Fox]

Can't wait for Dean to be killed off, sick fuck. Shame about Fatboy though. Also is it me or did it seem like Fatboy sacrificed himself knowing that the driver would be kidnapped.

 

[Lashley]

Can't wait for Dean to be killed off, sick fuck. Shame about Fatboy though. Also is it me or did it seem like Fatboy sacrificed himself knowing that the driver would be kidnapped.

Er no. Last we saw Fatboy had left. Never entered the car.

There'll be some flashback scene with claudette asking him to go and get some ice and she'll patch stuff up with Vincent.

 

[DodgyGeezerFella]

What does anyone do in their spare time? No one on the Square has any aspirations. You're telling me a market stall wage is enough to afford housing in London? Wasn't it established on Shabnam's return that she has a degree? Yet she's happy to just work in a corner shop.

Wut.

The shows pretty damn realistic !

 

[FortuneFaded]

Just watched tonight's episodes. Looks like the Dean storyline will finally wrap up.

 

[MikeMyers]

What does anyone do in their spare time?

None of them are on GAF so I guess they just play vidya games.

 

[Mr-Joker]

Me when Mick was getting changed in front of Whitney.

"Is it normal for the boyfriend's dad getting changed in front of his son girlfriend?"

My Older Brother: "No it is not."

Me: "Oh"

Decided to google Samantha Womack:

Looks hotter than Ronnie, whose just so lifeless. Like, what does Ronnie even do in her spare time?

Yep Samantha is pretty hot.

 

[MikeMyers]

Did anyone else notice the Street Fighter Alpha 3 machine? Sick!

Me when Mick was getting changed in front of Whitney.

"Is it normal for the boyfriend's dad getting changed in front of his son girlfriend?"

I seriously thought Mick and Whitney were gonna hook-up there...

 

[Shy]

Decided to google Samantha Womack:

Looks hotter than Ronnie, whose just so lifeless. Like, what does Ronnie even do in her spare time?

Did anyone else notice the Street Fighter Alpha 3 machine? Sick!

I did, made me smile.

I seriously thought Mick and Whitney were gonna hook-up there...

I didn't.

 

[Broken Joystick]

That was a hard scene to watch at the end, glad Shirley walked in.

And what the fuck, didnt Ian get arrested? He's just casually back home now? lol

Yeah, I started to cringe just thinking about it, was a relief to see Shirley (lol)
I laughed at that Ian thing too :lol

Also, Whitney in this ep

 

[Shy]

And what the fuck, didnt Ian get arrested? He's just casually back home now? lol

I think they just took him in for questioning.

 

[MikeMyers]

Has Jack commented on Max going to jail yet?

 

[Shy]

Has Jack commented on Max going to jail yet?

Nope. Apart from that line to Mick on the latest ep, about Max not being the most popular person on square.

 

[Vashetti]

And what the fuck, didnt Ian get arrested? He's just casually back home now? lol

I don't think there was any dialogue explaining this, I was confused as fuck.

Me when Mick was getting changed in front of Whitney.

"Is it normal for the boyfriend's dad getting changed in front of his son girlfriend?"

My Older Brother: "No it is not."

Me: "Oh"

This scene was extremely weird. Whitney was clearly eyeing him up.

 

[MikeMyers]

Man we news Bobby to get exposed already. All hell gonna break lose.

 

[Lashley]

Whitney was staring at Danny Dyer's nipples

Straight Mirin

 

[DodgyGeezerFella]

Whitney was staring at Danny Dyer's nipples

Straight Mirin

It would be weird if she wasn't.

 

[MikeMyers]

Whitney was staring at Danny Dyer's nipples

Straight Mirin

So Whitney was like an avatar for DTC? I swear DTC has an obsession with Danny Dyer.

 

[Syder]

Just watched tonight's episodes. Looks like the Dean storyline will finally wrap up.

I watched it live and was treated to some New Year's Day spoilers by an advert. Thanks, Ob.. BBC.

That was a hard scene to watch at the end, glad Shirley walked in.

I like her character but it's been frustrating watching her blindly defend Dean for months.

 

[FortuneFaded]

I watched it live and was treated to some New Year's Day spoilers by an advert. Thanks, Ob.. BBC.

I like her character but it's been frustrating watching her blindly defend Dean for months.

I watched it with my two younger sisters and they cheered when she intervined. I said "finally" out loud.

 

[Lashley]

lol @ deans hair there

 

[AAMARMO]

Didnt know GAF has a thread on EastEnders.

 

[Daffy Duck]

Tanya is the GOAT of Eastenders female characters anyway.

Saw her in the local McDonald's once, total babe.

Roxy is the GOAT in EE though at the minute.

 

[Lashley]

Shirley drowning Dean ahahahahaha

Amazing episode to be fair. Can't wait for the new year episodes.

Roxy looks amazing with her hair like that