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Eating pizza like sandwich, best way?
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They're concocting a strawman argument, just like peanut allergies.
HAHAHA!
Nobody puts a folded pizza slice in their mouth and then caresses it with a tongue bath. You bite through that shit like the hungry glutton that you are. You bite clean through, mash your jaws up and down like something from Attack on Titan, and that makes a glorious mash of cheesy goop in your face which is EXACTly what you fucking paid for.
Also it's much harder to burn the roof of your mouth if you fold into a sandwich. The searing heat is difussed in the center. Aha! Aha? They got nothing. NOTHING!
terrisus
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Unless I missed something, that was just one person who said that, not "this thread."
And speaking of strawman arguments - taking something that only one person said (again, unless I missed someone else), applying a plural pronoun to it, and then arguing against it.
I ordered Pizza Hut last night, one of the new garlic parmesan (chicken, tomato, and bacon) pizzas. Absolute shit. I haven't had thier pan pizza in a while but the normal crust is sickeningly sweet and leaves a nasty after taste.
Think i'm done with the hut forever. I feel bad that I wasted my money on that crap then ate all of it
Think i'm done with the hut forever. I feel bad that I wasted my money on that crap then ate all of it
You make a good point but I am ever vigilent. The price of freedom deserves no less.
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Any decent pizza dough recipe should suffice.
You could always deep fry the pizza burrito first!
Other folks showed their disgust for crust flavor in other words in previous pages, it's just that I didn't know that could be an issue. I mean, once you chew, which happens 0,2 seconds after I put the slice in my mouth, all the flavors are already combined.
Since all sandwiches are served to people as flat slices of food with one side being bread, because that's totally what a sandwich is and your analogy works super well, I fold them up, naturally. Because just transferring the food from the plate to my mouth intact like a normal person, as one should do with pizza without turning it into a goddamn hot pocket, would of course be crazy. People were wrong when they designed pizzas the way they did. They should be burritos.
hahah @ "you need help"
terrisus
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This is true.
Surely anyone who does not love pizza crust must be a Communist
or a New Yorker, given how flimsy that crust is
King Mac of Furry Frog
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I'm afraid it's just not that simple.
this is one of the situations where i could have some gaffers in my real life and tell them how stupid they were.
its not "like a sandwich" dude. its called FOLDING your FUCKING PIZZA and its a COMMONLY USED method for eating LARGE SLICES OF PIZZA. jesus. have you been to america?
its not "like a sandwich" dude. its called FOLDING your FUCKING PIZZA and its a COMMONLY USED method for eating LARGE SLICES OF PIZZA. jesus. have you been to america?
GremlinFool
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People who haven't eaten New York pizza simply have never eaten pizza before. Period.
And yes, always fold.
And yes, always fold.
No, it's common to fold a NY slice intro-of-Louie style so that it doesn't "go floppy" while you're holding it, like this:
It's not common to mash the two sides of the slice together and make fucking hot pockets like this:
Why would you want the first few seconds of every bite to just taste like crust, bro? To what end? Don't you like pizza? Can't you take it naturally?
Extra Sauce
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Texture is an integral part of the food experience, thus folding your pizza like a sandwich will undoubtedly rob you of certain subtleties in the taste. That being said, it will also create new ones.
The morale of this post is that both methods are valid, and if you are categorically against either of them you are a nazi.
The morale of this post is that both methods are valid, and if you are categorically against either of them you are a nazi.
triplestation
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Any decent pizza dough recipe should suffice.
You could always deep fry the pizza burrito first!
EXACTLY, and that's just how I eat my pizza from the local chainsNo, it's common to fold a NY slice intro-of-Louie style so that it doesn't "go floppy" while you're holding it, like this:
OMG Paxti's stuffed spinach deep dish is fucking godly. And completely unfoldable.
If you're going to eat pizza like a sandwich, best to put two pieces together rather than folding one onto itself.
That's how I roll, and what I thought that's what this thread was going to be about.
ZackieChan
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You must have been meta-trolling in that "I don't 'get' comedians" thread, because this is the funniest thing I've ever read.
Oh, it's not a joke? Terrible taste in pizza! A thin, delicious, semi-floppy crust is some of the best stuff in life.
This is how insane you are: you post a picture of something that looks amazing, delectable, tantalizing, and neat and tidy as well. Then you shit on it with language.
You have failed.
cartoon_soldier
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Eat Chicago Style Pizza, problem solved.
lol
terrisus
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shiftplusone
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you were complaining about eating bread
do you get a sandwich and get upset that the turkey/ham/whatever is hidden in between two disgusting tasteless pieces of bread? is a toasted sandwich now just a turkey and cheese hot pocket?
when you eat pizza are you pissed off at all levels that the bottom of it is disgusting fucking tasteless bread and wish it was replaced by meat instead?
on topic, we have a favored pizza place by the house that doesn't cut it into the 8 way slices like most places so its hard to sandwich it. I typically just eat the pizza as is but sometimes i'll make a sandwich with two pieces and a shitload of crushed red pepper
Peanut Butter
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I only fold slices if it's just cheese or extra cheese. If there are toppings, I find that folding it messes up the consistency a bit.
ipitydatfu
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amazing
No, smart person, because sandwiches, like pizza, are served to you in a ready-to-eat configuration. My point is you hate pizza if you think you need to molest it until it doesn't resemble itself. Molding perfectly serviceable food into sculptures with your hands is some Richard Dreyfuss shit. Why you gotta be Richard Dreyfuss?
I would shit on it with more if I could.
The only failure here is that people who play god with perfect creations think they should be allowed to get away with pizza molestation and suffer no repercussions. Well, your time will come, my friend. God hates pizza folders.
Surface of Me
I'm not an NPC. And neither are we.
If you have any amount of toppings at all that seems like a disaster.
I've eaten cold super-market pizza that probably wasn't baked adequately enough for lunch at school before, wrapped in tin foil. You have to wrap it up like a sandwich or things will fall out.
I sometimes get really ashamed and hide in the washroom to discreetly consume it, while muffling any sobs anytime I hear someone coming in.
I sometimes get really ashamed and hide in the washroom to discreetly consume it, while muffling any sobs anytime I hear someone coming in.
shiftplusone
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how about when you make it yourself?
Are you like "I want a sandwich but I ugh theres all of this GOD DAMN BREAD"
or what about a place that serves real tacos that also include a lime and sauce do you just eat the lime because it wasn't included in the ready to eat configuration?
my point is maybe another slice of pizza can also be a topping for pizza and more pizza sounds better than less
peanutbutterlatte
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Who the fuck taught you how to desecrate a pie like this. You eat pizza like pizza.
way more
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Sorry I don't use chemicals and corn syrup but that's what real food looks like.
ZackieChan
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You're dead to me. ; )
terrisus
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Can't I at least have a last meal first?
Like, say... Some pizza?
Yeah, some
good
Buckethead
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I want some pizza now.
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