OK so I bought "Star Wars: Episode III" for PS2 at Fry's for $35 dollars. I brought it home, played it, beat it. Then I was like "okay I'm done with this," so I cut out some saran-wrap, wrapped it around the disc, sealed it with a lighter and smoothed it out with a blowdryer, and then took it to EB Games, where they sell it for $49.99. I figured after all that effort resealing the game that I had earned a little profit. 
Well, the guy said "Ok, we'll take it back, but only for store credit." I was like "WTF!" but I said "okay" and then started to unzip my pants so I could also pee in his mouth. You know, standard transaction. Anyway, he jumped at me and said "SIR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
I was startled but I calmly explained that now was the part where I peed in his mouth, and he flipped out! He started saying "you must be joking" -- and didn't even believe I could be serious until I finally got my penis all the way out.
Moral of the story: Stop making stupid threads about the dude at EB refusing to let you jerk him around. Nobody cares.
Well, the guy said "Ok, we'll take it back, but only for store credit." I was like "WTF!" but I said "okay" and then started to unzip my pants so I could also pee in his mouth. You know, standard transaction. Anyway, he jumped at me and said "SIR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
I was startled but I calmly explained that now was the part where I peed in his mouth, and he flipped out! He started saying "you must be joking" -- and didn't even believe I could be serious until I finally got my penis all the way out.
Moral of the story: Stop making stupid threads about the dude at EB refusing to let you jerk him around. Nobody cares.
