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Im in Year 10 of secondary school, about 15 year old. Iv been farting pretty bad all morning and already made 2 trips out of class to the toilet. I frequently skipped school so bailing home at lunch time wasnt much of an issue and that was my plan. However it got so bad i said i was going to the toilet and just left the school.

I let about another 3 loud wet sounding diarrhoea farts at the bus stop much to the shock of the old lady and the pam pushing mother waiting with me. Bus arrives i jump on and suddenly i have the urge to poop worse than iv ever had in my life. My insides literally feel like their going to explode i make my way to the back of the bus and tuck myself in the back corner next to an open window where i can sit and fart in private or so i thought. I cannot help but let frequent loud and long farts rip themselves out from between my cheeks, safe to say the window did nothing nor did the noise of the bus, the whole of the bus is shooting me evil looks along with the bus driver in his mirror.

After 15-20 mins of this its finally time for me to get off, i make my way down the street to the corner of the street i live in, all this time iv needed to poop iv got serious diarrhoea, i start to sprint down my street to get to my house and the safety of my toilet when suddenly the unthinkable happens. I shit myself not just a little bit but incredible amounts of liquid shit pouring out of my ass at rocket speed and down my legs, flicking out of my trouser bottoms as i run. For those who haven't been in this situation its a horrible and warm sensation.

I get in my house strip naked sit on the toilet, by this point im empty i spend the next 20-30 mins on the toilet cleaning myself with a towel while im there. Anyway i get things sorted and the whole ordeal seems to be over. i spend the rest of the day moving between the toilet and the tv in an exhausted half awake daze. In this haze however iv forgotten to turn the washing machine on that contains all my shit covered clothing and clean up stuff. My dad comes home goes to put some clothes in the washing machine and the smell is overwhelming. He proceeded to come into the living room and rather loudly ask me " Son, did you shit yourself today?" i say yes to which he replies "Happens to the best of us" and then carries on with his day.

I dont like leaving home when iv got diarrhoea now.
 
Well I have a story for you all:

This happened to me around 2008, it was during November or December and I had a whole week from my study. During the summer I had the most stressful summer job ever and it nearly destroyed my stomach. I couldnt eat or drink anything before I had to run to the toilet and have diarrhea. Having that every day of your life is really freaking hard to do stuff.

So anyways I had the bad case of the Mondays and it was Tacos night for the whole family. I thought it was splendid since it tastes so good but just a few hours before dinner my friend phones me and wants me to come over. I was very unsure since my stomach was in a really bad shape and eating tacos would make me go to the toilet.

But I agreed and ate dinner with my family and everything seemed fine. Went to the bus stop and i started to feel a slight pain in my belly. I ignored it and sat on the bus and good god it was the worst 15 minutes of my life. Having horrible stomach pains and farting like mad I was going to to jump of the nearest bus stop and run to the woods and shit. But no, I had to go the whole way down to town where is no toilets at all. So I had not only horrible stomach pain and was farting like a mad man, I also really needed to go.

So i'm like 20 meters away from my friends house when my ass said "NO MORE! I'M OPENING THE FLOOD GATES AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!" and I had the worst case of diarrhea in all my life where both of my legs and feet where covered in shit. I phoned my friend crying and he was nice and helped me.

So yeah I was horrible but today my belly is alot better :)
 
Well I have a story for you all:

This happened to me around 2008, it was during November or December and I had a whole week from my study. During the summer I had the most stressful summer job ever and it nearly destroyed my stomach. I couldnt eat or drink anything before I had to run to the toilet and have diarrhea. Having that every day of your life is really freaking hard to do stuff.

So anyways I had the bad case of the Mondays and it was Tacos night for the whole family. I thought it was splendid since it tastes so good but just a few hours before dinner my friend phones me and wants me to come over. I was very unsure since my stomach was in a really bad shape and eating tacos would make me go to the toilet.

But I agreed and ate dinner with my family and everything seemed fine. Went to the bus stop and i started to feel a slight pain in my belly. I ignored it and sat on the bus and good god it was the worst 15 minutes of my life. Having horrible stomach pains and farting like mad I was going to to jump of the nearest bus stop and run to the woods and shit. But no, I had to go the whole way down to town where is no toilets at all. So I had not only horrible stomach pain and was farting like a mad man, I also really needed to go.

So i'm like 20 meters away from my friends house when my ass said "NO MORE! I'M OPENING THE FLOOD GATES AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!" and I had the worst case of diarrhea in all my life where both of my legs and feet where covered in shit. I phoned my friend crying and he was nice and helped me.

So yeah I was horrible but today my belly is alot better :)

I think we should now bond over shitty legs and tears.
 
Was on a hike and had to take a shit, super emergency status. Saw an abandoned microwave on the side of the trail and took a shit in it then shut the door. Not really embarrassing but I like to think someone came across that microwave and looked in it at some point.
 
I literally shat my pants back in kindergarten. In a bus that was full... and my drop off was still a few miles away. You can imagine what that smelled liked on a nice hot day.
This was me.

69 with my (current) girlfriend. She came, relaxed her anal sphincter, you can guess what happened next. :(
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