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Enemies that can fuck right off

This is a thread for enemies that are loathed. Whether because they're shitty, cunty, or just plain buttfucked.

Brainsuckers (from Bloodborne) can get fucked. So fucking annoying how they spam their shitty little stun spells, just so they can latch on to you and suck your head juices over and over.

Once your stats are decent, their brain sucking is relatively weak.. just annoying. And you lose Insight. A few thrusts and they're dead though.

Winter Lanterns and Giant Deprived are the bane of my existence.
 
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Archvile in Doom 2. Highly damaging line of sight based attack and also REVIVES DEAD DEMONS.

THANKS SATAN.

But it's death animation is great!

The green blobs that endlessly reproduce in secret of mana.
 
The New Londo Ghosts from Dark Souls are the worst enemies on that game. Them and those goddamn skeleton beasts in Tomb of the Giants that rush you and chew through your health and stamina bar.
 
Spiders.

I don't suffer from arachnophobia, but I'm sick of fighting spiders and all variations of them (cybernetic, android, robot, 8-legs, 6-legs, etc.). It just screams lazy design to me. It's like the developers came up empty when thinking of new enemy types so they just threw in spiders.
 
Those giant mosquitos in fallout 4 that always travel in packs can get fucked. HOW MUCH AMMO HAVE I WASTED TRYING TO RID THE COMMON WEALTH OF THIS SHIT!?
 
Charred Loyce Knights in the Crown of the Ivory King in Dark Souls II. Can you all please die and let me fight the Ivory King?
 
Still filled with anxiety thinking about walking into any random cave in Pokémon Red/Blue. Why so many Zubats!?

I think a few other people in this thread have already said anything with bats, but that's pretty much THE answer. Playing through Borderlands right now and Rakks can fuck right off the face of Pandora.
 
Also, Winter Lanterns can fuck right off!
Winter Lanterns are the enemy I fear the most in that game. The first time I saw one, it was just sheer panic.

Every fight with one is a life or death thing, even after getting used to them. I love that they're in the game because they're terrifying, but actually fighting one is like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
 
Winter Lanterns are the enemy I fear the most in that game. The first time I saw one, it was just sheer panic.

Every fight with one is a life or death thing, even after getting used to them. I love that they're in the game because they're terrifying, but actually fighting one is like fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck.
They are just so incredibly deadly. But Then again everything in that game that introduces Frenzy always has a chance of easyly killing you in just a few seconds...
 
The enemies of Silent Hill: Downpour... which keep it from being declared as a very good Silent Hill game. It completely nailed everything else...
 
LOL

I got to Mission 15(? The one where they're protecting a truck or something) and never played the game again after getting stuck on that...

I almost quit MGSV at that point too, but if you're up for giving it another go, you can crawl and sneak right past them, fulton the truck, and then crawl away. They didn't notice me even when I was literally a few feet directly in front of them. It's possible they may actually only aggro if you attack them.
 

These jerks. Enjoying using your channeled ability? Not anymore, you just clipped the bubble!

Trying to take out that corrupted ancient? Not on this guy's watch! You'd better believe that ancient will be underneath no fewer than 2 bubbles. Under fire from a bombard? Same deal.

And of course, if you want to take out the bubble, you'd better not be using a single-shot weapon, because there's a cap on how much damage you can do to it in one shot.
 
This. One thousand times. By far the most annoying, hard to kill mother fuckers in BB. I don't think I ever killed one.

Fuck them and their fucking song...fuck them...fuck them..fuck them...




Fuck them.


I basically had to rent a warehouse to store all my Insight. What a miserable mistake I made there.
 
Drive by because I've gotta go take a test but
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THIS GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT
Not even the worst boss in the game, just the first real fuck you
 
Yep.

Very minor MGS V spoilers-

I'm on mission 16, where you have to Fulton the truck that's being escorted by a tank and an apc. So I grab a car, load it up with c4, and park it the path that the convoy is going to drive. The convoy stops at the car and I detonate all the c4. Apc blows up and I take the tank down with a rocket launcher. This took a bit of setting up to do, and I'm feeling pretty clever as I run up to the car I need to extract. All of a sudden I see a cut scene, and four of those skull fuckers jump out of the car and surround it.

And they won't fucking leave the car. They don't react to throwing clips, so I get a ways away and plant some c4, hoping that when I detonate it they'll go and investigate so I can get near the car. Nope, they don't react to c4 either. I try sneaking around them trying to lure them away. Nope, they won't move away from the car. So I try jumping in the car and driving away. They just fucking jump on the car and kill me.

So I start over, because of course the checkpoint doesn't put me after I took out the APC and tank. I get them to jump out again, so I'm like fucking them, I'll try killing them. Shoot them with a rocket launcher, and maybe 1/10 of their health disappears and they kill me. I tried sneaking the Fulton on the car but the shoot the fucking balloon down. I felt so frustrated that I just put the game down and haven't gone back since. I'm sure there's some trick, but fuck it, it's just not fun. I was loving the game up until that point. I'll try again during the holiday break coming up.

Call in a sleeping gas bombardment.

Or get Quiet to distract them and they'll head towards her, wait long enough and you can eventually steal the truck.
 
Regarding MGSV Mission 16

Don't take out the tanks, they're there for a reason. As soon as the Skulls appear, you can jump in them and do massive damage, likely defeating two or more members (all even) before both vehicles are destroyed. It's pretty much what the game expects you to do.
 
This. One thousand times. By far the most annoying, hard to kill mother fuckers in BB. I don't think I ever killed one.

Fuck them and their fucking song...fuck them...fuck them..fuck them...

Fuck them.

Just putting on armor that has good frenzy resist and keeping your insight low usually makes the frenzy they put on you manageable. They aren't hard to kill per se but they are incredibly dangerous which makes fighting them a pain and you will always have to burn resources either phials or a sedative after killing one.

The trick is pretty much just avoiding that grab and dodging to the side or through them since its meant to grab you if you backdash. The frenzy is there to pretty much keep pressure on you since that grab is all they have going on. They still suck to fight though and are deserving of being on this list. Pretty cool design to look at though. Also farming the ones on the bridges at Mergo's loft is a good way to farm higher level blood gems if you need them.
 
Those damn eagles from far cry 4! You don't know where they are coming from, or when they just attack you out of the damn blue and are nearly impossible to hit with far crys awful hit detection.
 
Lol! I'm guilty of not figuring this out. In fact the only way I got through this years ago was to get a second player as Tails to repeatedly jump up and down on that section to lower the barrel and finish the stage. Boy, did I feel dumb when I realized you only need to press up and down.
 
This. One thousand times. By far the most annoying, hard to kill mother fuckers in BB. I don't think I ever killed one.

Fuck them and their fucking song...fuck them...fuck them..fuck them...




Fuck them.

Yeah, frenzy as a whole sucks. I get the idea, but it's not well implemented, especially when it comes to those bitches.
 
Everyone who posts which game they are referring to and some context, doing great, good job.
Everyone else who posts just a picture with nothing else can fuck right off
 

Wait, if his defeat quote changes I think there were two times I fought him, the first time I guess I must have beat him without using it (I remember that zig zag quote), the second time I didn't want to deal with his BS and just went int GH mode and quickly killed him. I think THAT'S what I remember. I remember the first time fighting him without it and think "What the hell is with this guy?"

Man that was at a time was I was going through this huge gaming marathon, I barely remember a damn thing.
 
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