What? I'm 34, she's in her late 20's. My mom was the youngest of 11 (!) kids, so I have cousins that are like 60.
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Ever had the hots for a cousin?
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What? I'm 34, she's in her late 20's. My mom was the youngest of 11 (!) kids, so I have cousins that are like 60.
toweringinferno
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This x100
Winterfang
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Yep. Also I'm fully prepared for my future son to fool with my sister's daughters. Perfect time for the sex talk and teach him about condoms and stuff.
BigEvilTurtle
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This thread is fucking gross, don't sleep with your siblings people. In fact, don't even fantasize about them. That's gross and weird
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I'm the good looking cousin, I guess. One of my second cousins had a crush on me when I was 16 and she was 14 or 15. She wasn't attractive and I had a girlfriend back then, so nothing happend.
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
All of my cousins are male
Winterfang
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Whatever Bowser. At least our cousins are from the same species.
Broder Salsa
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My cousins are all either ginger Scottish girls, which is not exactly a good look in my eyes, the others are chubby to fat.
I kind of wish one of them was hot.
I kind of wish one of them was hot.
Interspecies incest: the next logical step for lewd anime.
chickdigger802
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my cousins are all hot. Never really had the hots for them though. don't see them often though.
No.
You're not in the best position to feel bad about this. If your father never nailed his cousin... you would have never existed in the first place.
Therefore, you should be very grateful instead. It's not like you're retarded or posses some form of genetic illness, right?
You're not in the best position to feel bad about this. If your father never nailed his cousin... you would have never existed in the first place.
Therefore, you should be very grateful instead. It's not like you're retarded or posses some form of genetic illness, right?
velociraptor
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Even though I have many good looking cousins, they would be the last people on the planet I would ever consider sleeping with.
It's just... so wrong.
The thought of it disgusts me.
Does anyone else not feel deeply perturbed at the prospect of sleeping with family members?
It's just... so wrong.
The thought of it disgusts me.
Does anyone else not feel deeply perturbed at the prospect of sleeping with family members?
Horse Detective
Why the long case?
velociraptor
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Genetic illnesses from cousin marriages only post a problem when it's done for a few generations in a row.
Chances of it happening in a one-off is minimal.
ProfessorLobo
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If you met two people who were married and found out later that they were cousins, would you be disgusted? How is this different than being disgusted by a gay marriage?
...How long have you been on the Internet?
Zen_Arcade
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Oh boy. Here we go.
Maninthemirror
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Cousins are not siblings, a father did not screw his brothers wife
Mister Wilhelm
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All my cousins are fat, ugly, poor, morally bankrupt, or a combination of two or more of those things.
I know they are minimal, but the chances are twice as high than with the children of non-related couples.
womfalcs3
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irfaanator
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yea it's pretty common overseas. My aunt married her cousin, and so have my other cousins. It was more of hey these people need to get married, let's set them up. Didn't really come out of some hidden relationship that I know of.
Kano on the Phone
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Low hanging fruit. Go for it, dude.
Gully State
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Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes! And marry our cousins.
Jebediah Springfield: I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelbyville Manhattan: Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
Jebediah Springfield: Absolutely not!
Shelbyville Manhattan: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!
SkepticalPanda
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I lost it at this. But its true. There's tens of thousands, if not millions of compatible women out there. Why the FUCK would you EVER want to look at or fantasize about your cousins?
EchoChamber
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a la prima se le arrima
Cousins are still too close in bloodline for people to think it's ok to fuck your cousin.
I have a second cousin who is incredibly good looking with an amazing body and she prances around my parent's boat every summer in a bikini. Her dad was adopted into the family, so this girl is of no blood relation to me whatsoever. And I think second cousins are legal to marry in just about every state.
So I could in theory make my move. However, she is annoying and my family would be skeezed out.
So I could in theory make my move. However, she is annoying and my family would be skeezed out.
If your cousin had an ass tighter than duck's arse and big natural melons, you'd feel the same.
level_e11even
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You do know the "gross" factor is merely a cultural thing, right? Or have you forgotten we're mammals?
PaulExcellent
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last time I went back to my home country, my cousin was getting reeeeaally close to me, making things awkward for everyone. the day before I left, she wanted to have a "sleepover". thankfully, she had school the next day.
she wasn't that hot anyway
she wasn't that hot anyway
Not only this, but you're often around and better acquainted with a cousin than other women, so it's easier for emotions to develop.
AlimNassor
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I had the hots for my cousin. Shes too damn hot. Once I accidentally walked in on her taking a shower, and got a full frontal view. She didn't really mind. I was 9 at the time. That was the day i became a man.
BigPapaGlueHands
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Back when my younger cousin was...we'll say "developing"...she would wear a tank top, braless. Blew my little 13 year old mind out of the water.
Then she turned into a big ole piece of white trash, crisis averted!
Then she turned into a big ole piece of white trash, crisis averted!
SkepticalPanda
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This is why we can't have nice things.
There are estimations that 80 percent of all marriages historically have been between first or second cousins.
What do you think about that?
Got crossed and made out, felt up my cousin who was my age, probably would have gone all the way if there wasn't a chance that family could have shown up randomly; she had like...a beer. I wouldn't put myself in that position again considering I already avoid that situation with strangers at parties, the awkwardness of getting with family has come full circle for me, so, no, I don't have the "hots" for anyone considered family.
Haven't seen her in years.
Haven't seen her in years.
foxuzamaki
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go on...
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