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[Messofanego]

I am a very hot cousin so is only normal for other cousins of mine to have all sort of sexual fantasies with me.

Haha!

 

[Silky]

When I was younger and was introduced to someone I didn't know was my cousin. Plus, he looked like this:

When I asked who he was afterward, I was conflicted.

TIGAH DEEK

Anyway, sure, why not. Cousins aren't siblings.

 

[Maninthemirror]

Cousin sex is better than non cousin sex.

 

[FallingEdge]

First time I gave this a thought, I said to myself that it was really, really wrong.

for some reason it just made it hotter. So I guess I'm on board with OP...

congrats on your new fetish

as i said in a previous thread, time to search literotica and asstr for material

 

[Symphonia]

I feel sick just reading this thread.

It's goddamn incest, people.

 

[Chezzymann]

Nope. I've never met any of my cousins. Heck, any of my extended family outside of my grandparents.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I feel sick just reading this thread.

It's goddamn incest, people.

Only in some states!

lol

 

[Mr. Poolman]

want to know a bit of trivia that might blow your mind, if you live in the same country, every person in that country is atleast 50th of a cousin from you
also siblings=/=cousins

It goes far further than that.
There is a pretty good chance that you reading this are related to me.
There aren't that many human families, and none of them remain "pure" or isolated.
Heck, our Y-chromosomal Adam is thought to be around 120,000 years old, which is a small piece of time for a biological species.

So, all those "random people" you smash your genitals with? those are your cousins to a more or less degree, all the way from 1st cousins to 50th.

 

[.GqueB.]

NO! WTF?!

Spoiler

...yea

 

[Swarley]

There are some messed up individuals in this thread.

 

[Symphonia]

Only in some states!

The 'only in some states' logic does not apply here. We're not talking about a persons right to own a gun or the legalisation of weed, we're talking about sex with your goddamn family. It doesn't matter what state, country, continent or planet you come from, it's wrong. No exceptions.

 

[Maninthemirror]

I feel sick just reading this thread.

It's goddamn incest, people.

Its not with cousins

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

The 'only in some states' logic does not apply here. We're not talking about a persons right to own a gun or the legalisation of weed, we're talking about sex with your goddamn family. It doesn't matter what state, country, continent or planet you come from, it's wrong. No exceptions.

It... was a joke, man.

 

[Lionheart1337]

subscribing for lulz

 

[Symphonia]

It... was a joke, man.

I know. I just felt like expanding my opinion on the matter.

 

[Flying Toaster]

The 'only in some states' logic does not apply here. We're not talking about a persons right to own a gun or the legalisation of weed, we're talking about sex with your goddamn family. It doesn't matter what state, country, continent or planet you come from, it's wrong. No exceptions.

Sounds like someones cousin turned them down...

 

[Lionheart1337]

Sounds like someones cousin turned them down...

Friendzoned by a cousin, dear god.

 

[sleepykyo]

Jebediah Springfield: People, our search is over! On this site we shall build a new town where we can worship freely, govern justly, and grow vast fields of hemp for making rope and blankets.
Shelbyville Manhattan: Yes! And marry our cousins.
Jebediah Springfield: I was- wha... what are you talking about, Shelbyville? Why would we want to marry our cousins?
Shelbyville Manhattan: Because they're so attractive. I... I thought that was the whole point of this journey.
Jebediah Springfield: Absolutely not!
Shelbyville Manhattan: I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!

I was waiting for this. Thank you.

 

[Raptor]

Friendzoned by a cousin, dear god.

LMAO!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Sounds like someones cousin turned them down...

Friendzoned by a cousin, dear god.

 

[inm8num2]

It would be hilarious if two posters in here were cousins claiming to have the hots for each other and didn't know it.

 

[Conciliator]

a couple of my cousins are pretty attractive. I wouldn't say i 'have the hots' for them though.

 

[Diddy Kong]

Yep. Also I'm fully prepared for my future son to fool with my sister's daughters. Perfect time for the sex talk and teach him about condoms and stuff.

 

[Symphonia]

Sounds like someones cousin turned them down...

Friendzoned by a cousin, dear god.

Oh my, someone call a doctor, my sides are splitting.

 

[Megalosaro]

Genetic illnesses from cousin marriages only post a problem when it's done for a few generations in a row.

Chances of it happening in a one-off is minimal.

That is true for sibling and parental incest babies. Babies rarely have genetic defects after just one generation of incest.

Having a child with a cousin is safe. Genetically speaking, you might as well be having a kid with a complete stranger.

 

[polyh3dron]

Maeby.

 

[chickdigger802]

hmmmm i recall one of my cousins got implants and let me squeeze them (over her shirt).

Don't recall if I was aroused.


probably.

#teamsmokeydave

 

[GaimeGuy]

It would be hilarious if two posters in here were cousins claiming to have the hots for each other and didn't know it.

They probably are.


Here's the thing: Are you close with all 4 sides of your family, going back to your grandparents?

I bet you're close with predominantly 1 "side" of your family, likely your paternal or maternal grandfather's side. (Just think of the last name of most of the family members you interact with.)

Now think of who you know that has the other parent's maiden name (so the other paternal grandparent).

Do you even remember your maternal grandparents' maiden names? How many family members with their maiden names do you know?


Keep in mind, we're only in 1st cousin territory here. How much do you know about your great grandparents? All 8 of them

 

[feel]

Man some strange people on here.

Seriously. Does everyone here have ugly cousins they've been interacting with daily since birth or something?

 

[PflargBlarg]

The hell is wrong with you people? You've slept with your own family, for Christ sake. Urgh, no. No.

Hmm, give me a logical reason why it's ugh.
If it's someone that you've grown up with and they are basically your siblings then I can accept it being personally weird for you in that situation.
I have cousins that I almost never see and they're more like distant family friends.
They're all half-japanese and one of them was ridiculously hot. She's gotten way too party girl for my tastes though.

 

[velociraptor]

Is it possible to have cousins that are not related to you (i.e. does not share your genes)?

 

[shira]

want to know a bit of trivia that might blow your mind, if you live in the same country, every person in that country is atleast 50th of a cousin from you
also siblings=/=cousins

In a place like Korea it's probably 25th nationally and 10th for in-province.

 

[rpmurphy]

Is it possible to have cousins that are not related to you (i.e. does not share your genes)?

Yes. Suppose your parent remarries, and the new spouse has a nephew/niece.

 

[velociraptor]

Yes. Suppose your parent remarries, and the new spouse has a nephew/niece.

Oh ok.

Even then I would be too ashamed to do anything. Because you're still family.

 

[Messofanego]

Friendzoned by a cousin, dear god.

OH DAMN

 

[mkenyon]

Why is open hostility towards incest accepted when we strive towards tolerance of homosexuality?

Legitimately think about that for a long while. Don't allow yourself to be pulled in by the knee-jerk reaction of putting those two in the same group and *really* think about it.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

One time when my cousin was very drunk, he admitted he wanted to have very rough sex with two of his cousins on the other side of his family. At the same time? Not sure.

It was really weird, especially since those cousins were apparently unattractive and very overweight.

Yeah, that was fucked up, man.

Eugh.

I still shudder.