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[DominoKid]

I'm always amazed at what kids will do to each other for the sake of unity.

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A disgusting act of hazing within a prominent high school basketball team in Massachusetts has refocused national attention on the role coaches should play in policing their teams' behavior, even when those teams are away from the coach's direct supervision.

As first reported by the North Andover Eagle-Tribune, Andover police investigated an allegation of hazing that took place during the summer, when members of the Andover (Mass.) High basketball team were attending the Hoop Mountain basketball camp at Stonehill College in Easton, Mass.

According to the Eagle-Tribune, two of the team's younger players were coaxed into participating in a "game" called ookie cookie, where one of the players was forced to eat an Oreo cookie covered in bodily fluid. One of the students who reported the incident was among the two forced to play the game, while the other who was hazed has reportedly transferred to another school.

The Andover head basketball coach, David Fazio, allegedly reported the incident as soon as he learned of it, alerting authorities as early as Nov. 11 of a potential hazing within his team. Still, he has since come under fire for failing to properly discipline the other players who were allegedly involved; the Eagle-Tribune reported on Tuesday that two of the players who have been accused of leading the hazing incident were allowed to try out for the basketball team on Monday, an act which would directly contravene Andover Public School policy which alleges that all students involved in hazing will face levels of discipline that vary from suspension to expulsion.

While two students have been expelled and seven have been suspended over the incident, that clearly didn't keep at least a couple of the involved students from showing up at the team's annual tryout. If any teens are found legally guilty of hazing they could face up to a year in jail and a $3,000 fine, while any teens who witnessed the event without reporting it would be accountable for a potential $1,000 fine.

For the time being, those in or near the Andover community are expressing general disgust with the incident, as has the director of the very camp where it occurred.

"Your blood just boils. It's very upsetting to say the least," Steve Gibbs, director of Hoop Mountain basketball camp, told the Eagle-Tribune. "[The hazing incident was] disturbing and reprehensible."

"I just want to know why," Andover High senior Matt Ciampa told the Boston Herald. "That's not in any way, shape or form normal. This is a really poor reflection on Andover. Ninety-nine percent of the town is totally shocked by this. This isn't being deemed socially acceptable by anybody.

"It defies all bodily and natural instincts. I hope I speak for everybody here: You don't eat cookies covered in that."

 

[Flynn]

Ninety-nine percent of the town is totally shocked by this.

Man, do I hate the 1%.

 

[Moppet13]

So this is the same thing as soggy biscuit?

How do you get tricked into playing that? I mean really how does that go?
Bro1: SUP BRO WANT TO PLAY AN AWESOME GAME
Bro2: HELL YEAH BRAH
Bro1: Okay hurry up and jack off onto this cookie and then eat it, it'll be fun I promise!

 

[whitehawk]

limp biscuit is the name I believe

 

[Count Dookkake]

spunk toast

 

[Medalion]

oreo centipede

 

[DominoKid]

So this is the same thing as soggy biscuit?

How do you get tricked into playing that? I mean really how does that go?
Bro1: SUP BRO WANT TO PLAY AN AWESOME GAME
Bro2: HELL YEAH BRAH
Bro1: Okay hurry up and jack off onto this cookie and then eat it

that's kinda where i'm at. like...how much of a bitch are you to be like "jizz cookie? okay i'll eat it if that means you guys accept me."

i cant even imagine a situation where somebody would ask me some dumb shit like that and expect me to not smack the fire out of them.

 

[Count Dookkake]

It's a race. Last comer eats it.

 

[Orayn]

that's kinda where i'm at. like...how much of a bitch are you to be like "jizz cookie? okay i'll eat it if that means you guys accept me."

i cant even imagine a situation where somebody would ask me some dumb shit like that and expect me to not smack the fire out of them.

Peer pressure is a powerful thing.

 

[CJUNDERGROUND]

Fuck hazing and fuck all the morons who promote it. Glad I was never on a High School sports team or in a fraternity.

 

[reggie]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=454023

 

[Moppet13]

Peer pressure is a powerful thing.

I don't get that. This is something I imagine no one wants to do, I doubt they were craving acceptance into a group that likes to eat cookies covered in one or more other peoples jizz for sport.

 

[Big Chungus]

So it's llike Limp Biscuit?

 

[Darkman M]

that's kinda where i'm at. like...how much of a bitch are you to be like "jizz cookie? okay i'll eat it if that means you guys accept me."

i cant even imagine a situation where somebody would ask me some dumb shit like that and expect me to not smack the fire out of them.

Agreed these kids have no backbone.

 

[Orayn]

I don't get that. This is something I imagine no one wants to do, I doubt they were craving acceptance into a group that likes to eat cookies covered in one or more other peoples jizz for sport.

That's what hazing is, though. The new guy is put through a series of embarrassing, and in some cases dangerous, trials to prove their loyalty to the group. This is pretty gross, but hardly the worst thing that's been done for such a purpose.

 

[Guerrillas in the Mist]

I believe the game is called soggy biscuit on this side of the Atlantic.

 

[Naked Snake]

As disgusting as it may be, I don't get how this can be punished by jail time if it's consentual?

 

[Truth101]

As disgusting as it may be, I don't get how this can be punished by jail time if it's consentual?

Consent under duress.

 

[Flynn]

I believe the game is called soggy biscuit on this side of the Atlantic.

South of the border it is "Jacko Taco."

 

[Steelrain]

Soggy Biscuit. I've been hearing that story since middle school.

 

[AceBandage]

Does anyone else find it odd that pretty much all hazing has some kind of latent homoerotocism?

 

[Steelrain]

Does anyone else find it odd that pretty much all hazing has some kind of latent homoerotocism?

Confirmation bias.

 

[X26]

soggy muffins, something I never got to partake in thankfully

lipstick parties are kinda similar in the concept/HS infamy, never got to get in on that unfortunately

 

[AceBandage]

Confirmation bias.

Well, ok. Maybe not all.
Just the ones that seem to get publicized the most.

 

[Nose Master]

I always heard Soggy Bagel, but this is about the 5th name I've heard for this circle jerkery.

 

[captmcblack]

Let's all masturbate together/in front of each other onto this food product! Then, you have to eat the food product onto which we've all publically masturbated if you want to be our friend!


Thank God I grew up in the hood. You'd gotten the fire slapped out of you proposing some shit like this in East Flatbush.

 

[CaptainRizla]

Hazing? Was called 'Spunky Biscuit' back in my day.

 

[BlazingDarkness]

Like I said in the last Hazing thread, it's all gay shit
It's closeted homosexuality at it's finest

 

[akira28]

You know...growing up we always had stories like this, but never believed anyone was dumb enough to do/or believe it. I am now surprised. I now believe people have also spend time in barrels being cornholed now. I believe.

Also, what the fuck?

 

[freenudemacusers]

I thought ookie cookie was a joke. ffs white people stop embarrassing me.

 

[Adam Blade]

Early training to be worthless frat boys in worthless fraternities.

 

[joelseph]

So it's llike Limp Biscuit?

People are using the same joke from the original thread ahhhhhh

 

[Wanace]

I always thought it was the last person to "finish" had to eat it.

Sort of like when some poor fat Japanese guy kisses the girl at the end of a bukkake flick.

 

[DominoKid]

Let's all masturbate together/in front of each other onto this food product! Then, you have to eat the food product onto which we've all publically masturbated if you want to be our friend!


Thank God I grew up in the hood. You'd gotten the fire slapped out of you proposing some shit like this in East Flatbush.

exactly. not only am i looking at the eater of the ookie cookie with suspect eyes. but also the rest of the teammates that went along with the first person who proposed said ookie cookie.

 

[CrazyDogg77]

Let's all masturbate together/in front of each other onto this food product! Then, you have to eat the food product onto which we've all publically masturbated if you want to be our friend!


Thank God I grew up in the hood. You'd gotten the fire slapped out of you proposing some shit like this in East Flatbush.

Man I live in the suburbs and have no idea who does this.

 

[dinazimmerman]

Reminds me of this thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=342278&page=2 (stay on the look out for SecretDestroyer's posts, especially on the second page and after...).

 

[user8503492]

Was almost like an urban legend.
Everyone heard about people who played "Soggy Biscuit" and how the rules went. Nobody ever attempted that shit it was a shock thing I think.

 

[LuchaShaq]

In my time in organized sports youth/highschool/college/semi pro

Played Football from 6-26
Basektball from 12-18
Lacrosse from 14-22


Never once did hazing by players or punishment by coaches go further than extra running, carrying equipment, or in the case of football certain full contact drills.


Every once in awhile I'm reminded that people are psyco's/idiots when it comes to this stuff and it just doesn't make any damn sense.


Anyone who gets pressured into it with anything less than a gun/knife honestly will probably go through life getting bullied by everything/everyone. Oh no the customer service guy at best buy will be mad if I don't buy the overpriced protection plan. Basically the okay face meme brought to life.

There have been rapes involved in past hazings and those are even worse. Oh you're new to the team so let's beat you up and RAPE you, seriously WTF.

 

[MNC]

Isn't this just like soggy biscuit?

 

[dragonelite]

I heard once that a guy put a frozen Frikandel(you guys probably ever heard of it) in his ass for 15 euro. It was a couple a villages from where i life.

for guys wanting to know what a frikandel is
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frikandel

 

[DominoKid]

Reminds me of this thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=342278&page=2 (stay on the look out for SecretDestroyer's posts, especially on the second page and after...).

O_O some of those posts...