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EVERYONE! They're doing the VIDEOGAMES CAUSE MURDER episode on Law and Order: SVU!
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Diablos said:
Haha, Stabler's son solved the mystery! This hooker got hit by a car and beat up and her money stolen and his son was like, "... This is just like my favorite videogame, INTENSITY!"
BAM!
Fifteen minutes in and a Columbine reference!
DOINK DOINK!
Videogame publisher's name is TEKTOP!
:lol
Megafoo Chavez
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Diablos said:
I was that kid. you got a problem with me? HUH? 0_o
Kobun Heat
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How does this relate to sex crime though? OMG IS IT KILLING HOOKERS? Please say it's killing hookers.
The episode doesn't come on for another three hours here but I bet it goes something like this.
Random Detective: The dead woman's a hooker.
Cragen: Remember Benson, we don't get to 'pick the vic!'
Benson: But I'm a child of rape!
Stabler: I CAN'T TAKE THIS JOB I WANT TO KILL HOOKERS TOO
Munch: It's the government, man, the CIA killed her.
Ice-T: Bitch had some fine titties.
Cragen: Apparently her 12-year old sister was the killer.
That DA chick: I'm seeking the death penalty.
Benson: How could you?
DA: Okay, I won't.
(edit: YES KILLING HOOKERS)
The episode doesn't come on for another three hours here but I bet it goes something like this.
Random Detective: The dead woman's a hooker.
Cragen: Remember Benson, we don't get to 'pick the vic!'
Benson: But I'm a child of rape!
Stabler: I CAN'T TAKE THIS JOB I WANT TO KILL HOOKERS TOO
Munch: It's the government, man, the CIA killed her.
Ice-T: Bitch had some fine titties.
Cragen: Apparently her 12-year old sister was the killer.
That DA chick: I'm seeking the death penalty.
Benson: How could you?
DA: Okay, I won't.
(edit: YES KILLING HOOKERS)
Teknopathetic
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It's actually called Inten-city.
Teknopathetic
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The cat as a silencer is a total Postal 2 reference.
Cmdr. Solrak
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kid was playing a PSP!!!!!!!!!!
Cmdr. Solrak
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Willco said:
I know, but at a quick glance, people could mistake it for a PSP.
Prince of Space
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Anyone notice he was playing Intencity on the GAMECUBE NINTENDO? NOW you're playing with power...
Kobun Heat
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LMAO Crazymoogle
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Willco said:
Worst product placement in recent memory. When the kid's father was going on about "hey, let's play scrabble or talk or something" my first thought was: "Yeah, talk about how much money you blew on a Tapwave for your kid."
Kobun Heat
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DAD YOU GOTTA GET ME THIS PDA FOR CHRISTMAS IT HAS TETRIS AND EVERYTHING I'M SURE YOU CAN AFFORD IT ON YOUR NYC COP SALARYCrazymoogle said:
Actually, maybe the kid just stole it from a hooker.
Spike Spiegel
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IIRC... they kinda already did this story once. Some girl in foster care got murdered at a construction site, and they found a wooden toy sword at the crime scene. Trail led them back to the foster mother's "special" teenage son, who was hooked on a violent D&D -style videogame; kid was obsessed with the game, and the dead girl, and thought he had to protect her like you protect the princess in the videogame. I think it ended up being that the foster mother was an abuser, and killed the little girl. Or something.
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