Suburban Cowboy
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I'm guessing it started on 4chan, but how and why? Mudkip is a devolved whopper(sp?) right?
Suburban Cowboy said:I'm guessing it started on 4chan, but how and why? Mudkip is a devolved whopper(sp?) right?
Encyclopedia Dramatica?grandjedi6 said:Didn't 4chan use to have a wiki site? I remember a rather detailed explanation being there
ZealousD said:Today being Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.
"So I heard you like Mudkips..."
"Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURRRVE MUDKIPS."
"O RLY? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is.." (he cuts me off before I could said 'if you were a mudkips') "OF COURSE."
"Well I just happen to have a Mudkips here, and."
Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violenly humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I'd be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.
Needles to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I cooly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn't want to be involved.
I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up 'EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF' sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid.
I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.
A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.
So we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air."
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought, "Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!"
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later Looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and 'whatever else happened.' The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.
So I ask you: do you like Mudkips? And I reply: Yeah.
Cocopjojo said:Encyclopedia Dramatica?
grandjedi6 said:No, but discovering the new GAF page on there was hilarious :lol
/facepalmbjork said:It's not Halloween.
I love the sense of humor that is on ED pages.grandjedi6 said:No, but discovering the new GAF page on there was hilarious :lol
polyh3dron said:/facepalm
I know, but that's the infamous 4chan "copypasta" story from where the mudkips meme originates.
Half a ton of mud or Rosie O'Donnell's weight in mud.
I had 10 mudkips fall on me today.
Hellsing321 said:ED answers all. NSFW!!!
http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Mudkip
Tyrone Slothrop said:http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/9c/Nigga-kip.png[img][/QUOTE]
.....wow
Gardevoir is a Pokémon-inspired meme, popular on /b/ and /v/. She is probably the best known and most popular example of Pokémon Rule 34.
[edit] Characteristics
Given her slightly humanoid appearence, Gardevoir is loved by many people who totally aren't furries. Don't tell a Gardevoir-lover that they're a furry, however, or they'll launch into a massive rant about how their obsession is totally healthy. A similar phenomenon can be observed in fans of Freya from Final Fantasy IX, in that fantasizing over a walking rat who may or may not have fur does not make you a furfag.
[edit] Mating Habits and Reproduction
Though female in appearance, Gardevoirs reproduce through a backwards sexual mechanism. The pointed object jutting out of the Gardevoir's chest is the creature's reproductive organ. Once a Gardevoir reaches maturation, she must lay her eggs in a male host by jabbing his stomach with the fleshy point, and releasing its unfertilized eggs into the bloodstream of his abdomen. The DNA in the host's blood cells merges with the eggs, fertilizing them. Also, the involvement of a human male host ensures the humanoid appearance of the Gardevoir species. The male must have enough stomach capacity to harbour the embryos. A typical Gardevoir litter is between 3-10 offspring, but unlike mammalian pregnancy, the host will not be able to gain enough weight over the seventh-month period to sustain the fetuses. Therefore, a Gardevoir must mate with a man of significant girth and fatty deposits beforehand. These usually include furries and lumpy outcasts, as their bodies are flabby enough and their love lives barren enough to accept sex with another species. Once the eggs are injected, the Gardevoir promptly exits the scene and returns to a Gardevoir colony, often in a wooded area. Meanwhile, the male host continues a fat-rich, high-sodium diet and sedentary lifestyle that promotes the growth of the fetuses. After seven months, the fetuses are fully formed with a developed motor system. The infant Gardevoirs proceed to attack the host's stomach from the inside, with enough force to rip it open, slowly and painfully, until they can climb out. Once the host is dead, the infants begin to greedily devour his eviscerated carcass for the bulk needed to return to the colony. Consuming the body is a nonstop process that can take up to 12 hours to complete, or 18 if there are enough bags of Cheet-os lying around. The children, having gorged themselves, will remain immobile for the next few days until their bodies digest the thick wads of /b/tard meat. During this time, they will often huddle inside the host's gristle-coated skeleton for warmth during the evenings. At the end of the third day, the Gardevoir children will have metabolized the flesh, and will have attained the muscle mass needed to leave the host's corpse and return to their home in the forest.
All Gardevoirs are by default female, explaining the absence of male Gardevoirs in porn. Recent evidence has shown that contrary to ancient belief, some unlucky bastards actually ARE male Gardevoirs. To avoid instances of surprise sex, they have evolved the ability to "Show Penis". Unfortunately, it is NOT super effective against dickgirl lovers.
ED said:Spawned from a DeviantArt comment inviting someone to their Pokémon group, the comment basically used the person's apparent like of Mudkips to perhaps entice the user to join their group. Whether or not said person actually joined is unknown
Kipz said:I really don't get it personally.
polyh3dron said:
riiight.. EDIT: AWW FUCK BEATEN WHILE UPLOADING TO FUCKING PHOTOBUCKET
Also, I believe NeoGAF's OT has officially entered 4chan hell.
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moar like GAFchan amirite?
Turtwig is way hotter than chimchar.Fuzzery said:It's already getting pretty lame TBH.
I choose you, CHIMCHAR!